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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2012, 14:47:23 PM »

What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


That"s the gag to stop it screaming while it"s being tortured by listening to recordings of Stu.
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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2012, 14:52:38 PM »
I don"t know who you are. I don"t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don"t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my medal go now, that"ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don"t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you alllllll about when I won the European championships once.

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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2012, 14:54:41 PM »

I don"t know who you are. I don"t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don"t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my medal go now, that"ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don"t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you alllllll about when I won the European championships once.


Does that skill set include ripping off dialogue from Liam Neeson movies?

I doubt these people (who ever they may be  ::) )will worry about that.
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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2012, 15:49:34 PM »


What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  :-\ x


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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2012, 17:02:05 PM »


What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  :-\ x


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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2012, 20:01:40 PM »
lol...awesome thread!  ;D
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2012, 20:35:58 PM »
lol!
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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 20:51:35 PM »


What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  :-\ x


It was only a silver, what would it have been like if it was Gold
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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 21:04:17 PM »



What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  :-\ x


It was only a silver, what would it have been like if it was Gold


Simples


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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 21:42:21 PM »
Would have been like a Japanese bukake party tbh
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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2012, 22:01:10 PM »



Ok the ransom remains unpaid so the medal has been moved to a secret location. Await new instructions!!!! Do not contact the authorities or the consequences will be severe.




;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Call in the CSI team to analyse the reflections in the medal to work out where this picture was taken.

Will pay a reverse ransom to keep this running longer - someone set up a justgiving page!


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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2012, 22:18:27 PM »




Ok the ransom remains unpaid so the medal has been moved to a secret location. Await new instructions!!!! Do not contact the authorities or the consequences will be severe.




;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Call in the CSI team to analyse the reflections in the medal to work out where this picture was taken.

Will pay a reverse ransom to keep this running longer - someone set up a justgiving page!


Looks like bars on a window sill......standard Travelodge room  ;)


Really? Hmmmm maybe it"s the woman in me but it looks like a wire frezzer drawer thing in a very clean unused fridge ;-)
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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2012, 22:52:20 PM »
It looks sunny, so can"t be anywhere oop norf   ;D

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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2012, 22:58:26 PM »
IP address information for sale... ;)
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Re: Ransom Demand
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2012, 23:06:15 PM »

IP address information for sale... ;)


The ransom would probably be cheaper to pay ;-)
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