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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2012, 15:47:23 PM »


What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


That"s the gag to stop it screaming while it"s being tortured by listening to recordings of Stu.
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2012, 15:52:38 PM »

I don"t know who you are. I don"t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don"t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my medal go now, that"ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don"t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you alllllll about when I won the European championships once.

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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2012, 15:54:41 PM »


I don"t know who you are. I don"t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don"t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my medal go now, that"ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don"t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you alllllll about when I won the European championships once.


Does that skill set include ripping off dialogue from Liam Neeson movies?

I doubt these people (who ever they may be  Roll Eyes )will worry about that.
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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2012, 16:49:34 PM »



What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  Undecided x


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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2012, 18:02:05 PM »



What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  Undecided x


Image in my head has just produced chunks in my throat.. thanks Phil xx Lips Sealed
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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2012, 21:01:40 PM »

lol...awesome thread!  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2012, 21:35:58 PM »

lol!
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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 21:51:35 PM »



What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  Undecided x


It was only a silver, what would it have been like if it was Gold
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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 22:04:17 PM »




What"s that white gunge on the front of the medal?


Stu was pretty happy we got silver to be fair..  Undecided x


It was only a silver, what would it have been like if it was Gold


Simples


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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 22:42:21 PM »

Would have been like a Japanese bukake party tbh
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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2012, 23:01:10 PM »




Ok the ransom remains unpaid so the medal has been moved to a secret location. Await new instructions!!!! Do not contact the authorities or the consequences will be severe.




Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Call in the CSI team to analyse the reflections in the medal to work out where this picture was taken.

Will pay a reverse ransom to keep this running longer - someone set up a justgiving page!


Looks like bars on a window sill......standard Travelodge room  Wink
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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2012, 23:18:27 PM »





Ok the ransom remains unpaid so the medal has been moved to a secret location. Await new instructions!!!! Do not contact the authorities or the consequences will be severe.




Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Call in the CSI team to analyse the reflections in the medal to work out where this picture was taken.

Will pay a reverse ransom to keep this running longer - someone set up a justgiving page!


Looks like bars on a window sill......standard Travelodge room  Wink


Really? Hmmmm maybe it"s the woman in me but it looks like a wire frezzer drawer thing in a very clean unused fridge ;-)
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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2012, 23:52:20 PM »

It looks sunny, so can"t be anywhere oop norf   Grin
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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2012, 23:58:26 PM »

IP address information for sale... Wink
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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2012, 00:06:15 AM »


IP address information for sale... Wink


The ransom would probably be cheaper to pay ;-)
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