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« on: July 21, 2008, 12:59:05 PM »

Some peoples signatures seem to contain quotes or thoughts and some are very good. So I thought I would start a thought for today..........

Fell free to embelish on the thought or add relevant ones yourselves.

Today"s thought (21/07/2008)

First law of travel
"The first piece of luggage out of the Crute doesn"t belong to anyone, ever"                                                
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 17:23:24 PM »



Today"s thought (21/07/2008)

First law of travel
"The first piece of luggage out of the Crute doesn"t belong to anyone, ever"                                                


HA so true, just back from holiday and was waitin to pick up my luggage and this one suitcase kept going round and round, turns out it wasn"t even from my flight lol!
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 16:30:22 PM »

I missed a couple of days

22/07/08
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it"s time to get up.

23/07/08
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 19:46:26 PM »

Just because you"re not paranoid, doesn"t mean the ba****ds aren"t out to get you!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 11:41:37 AM »

24th July 2008

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.                                              
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 15:50:03 PM »

Even This Shall Pass Away

Once in Persia reigned a King
Who upon his signet ring
Graved a maxim true and wise,
Which, if held before the eyes,
Gave him counsel at a glance,
Fit for every change and chance.
Solemn words, and these are they:
"Even this shall pass away."

Trains of camels through the sand
Brought his gems from Samarcand;
Fleets of galleys through the seas
Brought him pearls to match with these.
But he counted not his gain
Treasures of the mine or main;
"What is wealth?" the king would say;
"Even this shall pass away."

In the revels of his court
At the zenith of the sport,
When the palms of all his guests
Burned with clapping at his jests;
He amid his figs and wine,
Cried: "Oh loving friends of mine!"
"Pleasure comes but not to stay;"
"Even this shall pass away."

Fighting on a furious field,
Once a javelin pierced his shield;
Soldiers with a loud lament
Bore him bleeding to his tent;
Groaning from his tortured side,
"Pain is hard to bear," he cried,
"But with patience, day by day,
Even this shall pass away."

Towering in the public square,
Twenty cubits in the air,
Rose his statue, carved in stone,
Then, the king, disguised, unknown,
Stood before his sculptured name
Musing meekly, "What is fame?
Fame is but a slow decay
Even this shall pass away."

Struck with palsy, sere and old,
Waiting at the gates of gold,
Said he with his dying breath;
"Life is done, but what is death?"
Then, in answer to the King,
Fell a sunbeam on his ring,
Showing by a heavenly ray,
"Even this shall pass away."

--- Theodore Tilton
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 19:06:28 PM »

25th July 2008

When you bring your dog with you hunting wolves - do not forget that the dog might have an affinity to the prey that might have slipped your mind
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 21:19:02 PM »

A great little ditty from the even greater Ogden Nash;

Love is a word that is constantly heard.
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told,
is more precious than Gold.
Love, I am told,
is Hot.
But hate is a verb;
that to me is superb,
and love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddy in school;
can love, like a fool.
But hating, my boy;
that"s an Art.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 10:11:48 AM »

26th July 2008

If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field"s employment market is glutted.            
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 10:12:29 AM »

27th July 2008

If you want your partner to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.                          
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 10:13:32 AM »

28th July 2008

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.                        
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2008, 12:05:27 PM »

28th July part2

you think there is nothin worse than sittin down on a freezing toilet seat, until you sit down on a warm toilet seat and you realise someones sweaty hairy sh*ttin ass has just been there before you!......
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 12:14:25 PM »


28th July part2

you think there is nothin worse than sittin down on a freezing toilet seat, until you sit down on a warm toilet seat and you realise someones sweaty hairy sh*ttin ass has just been there before you!......


With a floater in the bowl  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 12:16:16 PM »



28th July part2

you think there is nothin worse than sittin down on a freezing toilet seat, until you sit down on a warm toilet seat and you realise someones sweaty hairy sh*ttin ass has just been there before you!......


With a floater in the bowl  Roll Eyes


What a great though around lunch time...  Grin Grin
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 08:56:55 AM »

29th July 2008

Mickey Mouse wears a Gordon Brown watch
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