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Title: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 28, 2009, 19:59:36 PM
I"ve never started a new topic before so I just wanted to see how it works.

Hope you like it!

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Chipaccrual on January 28, 2009, 20:03:26 PM
I"ve just got a feeling we may have an early contender for thread of the year.

It"s simple and to the point.

Nice work John.  Hope the people like it.   ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Chipaccrual on January 28, 2009, 20:07:11 PM
I felt it needed a picture, hope you don"t mind.   ;D

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_X5lM7YiBEWc/SYC6cuEG-bI/AAAAAAAAARU/24Em2B2ucoY/s144/Topic_%28chocolate_bar%29.jpg)

Oh, and love the signature.  Tough game that Portsmouth Snooker Club   ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on January 28, 2009, 20:10:24 PM
Why would this be post of the year? That would suggest people would be attracted to put inane drivel type posts on this thread to make some silly point...?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on January 28, 2009, 20:10:45 PM
well not me, I"m not that daft!!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 28, 2009, 20:31:54 PM

Cue, kinboshi.........
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: coprey on January 28, 2009, 20:35:21 PM
Loving this thread John. Keep up the good work. ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on January 28, 2009, 20:36:12 PM


Cue, kinboshi.........


surprised it"s taken this long..... dan?

As I said, no waste of space posts from me on this thread.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: WarBwastardo on January 28, 2009, 21:22:34 PM
I fancy a kebab.  I haven"t one since I was about 19, but they were in the news recently and I fancy one now.  Should I go and get one?  I"d have to put my shoes on and everything.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Chipaccrual on January 28, 2009, 21:51:51 PM

I fancy a kebab.  I haven"t one since I was about 19, but they were in the news recently and I fancy one now.  Should I go and get one?  I"d have to put my shoes on and everything.


How far is it and is it raining with you ?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: WarBwastardo on January 28, 2009, 22:21:05 PM


I fancy a kebab.  I haven"t one since I was about 19, but they were in the news recently and I fancy one now.  Should I go and get one?  I"d have to put my shoes on and everything.


How far is it and is it raining with you ?


I went for it.  It"s foggy but not raining so I took a chance.  I must say that I wish I hadn"t bothered.  Very unpleasant food indeed.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 28, 2009, 22:49:59 PM
Just stayed in and had beans on toast & jaffa cakes myself.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Chipaccrual on January 28, 2009, 23:11:14 PM

Just stayed in and had beans on toast & jaffa cakes myself.


If your posts in this thread are going to be as informative as this, I might move this to the blogs section.   ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: coprey on January 28, 2009, 23:38:25 PM



I fancy a kebab.  I haven"t one since I was about 19, but they were in the news recently and I fancy one now.  Should I go and get one?  I"d have to put my shoes on and everything.


How far is it and is it raining with you ?


I went for it.  It"s foggy but not raining so I took a chance.  I must say that I wish I hadn"t bothered.  Very unpleasant food indeed.


It usually tastes better after a feed of beer. :D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: mike saban on January 29, 2009, 00:19:41 AM
I"ve read this post twice now, so when will you change the title to "not so new topic" ?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 01:43:36 AM
Obviously "MintTrav" appreciates "Jaffacakes" but the monumental question is this -

Do you believe that "Ginger Nuts" are simply the most divine biscuit in existence ?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bodddders on January 29, 2009, 05:37:40 AM
I cant believe people are wasting their time and posting on this thread. Have you nothing better to do?

By the way I"m a Twix man myself.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: rubertoe on January 29, 2009, 07:11:49 AM
Abother Pointless Thread - Brilliant!!!

Snickers aka Marathon for me
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: mattblue on January 29, 2009, 07:17:10 AM
well done minty woop woop like it good luck in the big one at walsall the £1000 i mean
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on January 29, 2009, 08:26:24 AM


Just stayed in and had beans on toast & jaffa cakes myself.


If your posts in this thread are going to be as informative as this, I might move this to the utter b****x section.   ;D


FYP :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 29, 2009, 08:31:06 AM

I"ve an idea. We should have a separate board for all pointless discussion, maybe call it "The kinboshi Board" ?  :D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 12:16:28 PM
Bodders and rubertoe, those two items are confectionery bars, not biscuits.

Please stay on topic.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 29, 2009, 12:18:20 PM

Please stay on topic.


That"s a confectionery bar as well, Christian, make up your mind....
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 29, 2009, 12:19:36 PM

...besides, the topic has not yet been determined.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 12:37:20 PM


Please stay on topic.


That"s a confectionery bar as well, Christian, make up your mind....


Incorrect, if I typed "Topic" then that may infer I was referring to the said confectionery bar. However, typed as "topic" simply means "An area of interest".

Thank you.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: lukybugur on January 29, 2009, 12:52:54 PM


I"ve an idea. We should have a separate board for all pointless discussion, maybe call it "The kinboshi Board" ?  :D


Oh, I dunno! I think we have good reason to consider calling it "The Bainn Board".
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 12:56:11 PM



I"ve an idea. We should have a separate board for all pointless discussion, maybe call it "The kinboshi Board" ?  :D


Oh, I dunno! I think we have good reason to consider calling it "The Bainn Board".


Maybe -

"Bainn is bored" (Board)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 29, 2009, 13:00:11 PM



Please stay on topic.


That"s a confectionery bar as well, Christian, make up your mind....


Incorrect, if I typed "Topic" then that may infer I was referring to the said confectionery bar. However, typed as "topic" simply means "An area of interest".

Thank you.



My apologies, I was unaware that Helen was typing on your behalf - I suppose I should have noticed that the spelling was spot on, capitalization in all the right places and the grammar correct.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 13:03:00 PM




Please stay on topic.


That"s a confectionery bar as well, Christian, make up your mind....


Incorrect, if I typed "Topic" then that may infer I was referring to the said confectionery bar. However, typed as "topic" simply means "An area of interest".

Thank you.



My apologies, I was unaware that Helen was typing on your behalf - I suppose I should have noticed that the spelling was spot on, capitalization in all the right places and the grammar correct.


Indeed, your attempt at humour suffers from the same lack of inspiration as usual.

Everyone is fully aware that correct spelling and grammar are my Forte.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 29, 2009, 13:08:34 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 13:51:57 PM
Helen would like it known that she is a "Proof Reader" and appreciates my superb mastery of the English language.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 29, 2009, 18:19:40 PM
Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits, they are cakes as, for example, in the name Jaffa Cakes, which was proven in 1991 when HMCE took McVitie"s to court to prove that they were biscuits, which they weren"t. It is precisely because they are cakes, and not biscuits, that there is no VAT on Jaffa Cakes.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 18:41:31 PM
Good man "MintTrav", people need a reminder from time to time about the non-biscuity status of the "Jaffacake".

You have yet to air your feelings in regards to the supreme "Ginger Nut".
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 29, 2009, 19:01:36 PM
I"m sorry Bainn, but Ginger Nuts are at the bottom of my biscuit list. It is only the existence of Crunchies that is keeping them off the bottom off my whole confectionery/biscuit/other-stuff-like-that list. Apart from not tasting very nice, they are rock hard and have to be dunked in your coffee to make them edible, with potentially disastrous results. If I"m going to do that, there are many other biscuits I"d rather use anyway. You did ask.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 19:26:11 PM
Sir, I was about to type something rude in regards to your dismissal of the "Ginger Nut" but shall refrain from doing so.

I think you will find yourself in the minority with that viewpoint, the good and true folks in APAT appreciate the "Ginger Nut"s" true status amongst biscuit kind.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: WarBwastardo on January 29, 2009, 19:41:52 PM
In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 19:49:29 PM

In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


WarBwastard"s refinement shows in this post.

Good show.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bodddders on January 29, 2009, 19:52:41 PM
How does he do it?

We start off with a thread about nothing and in the space of a few hours Bainn has turned it into yet another Ginger Nut is the king of biscuits blah blah blah.........

Also I think you will find that mine and rubertoes posts were on topic and your hijacking of the thread was off topic. I refer to post 3 which clearly shows a chocolate confectionary bar.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: rubertoe on January 29, 2009, 20:05:02 PM


In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


WarBwastard"s refinement shows in this post.

Good show.



HobNob is the King of Dunkers!!!!

And a Bounty (coconut confectionery) on Bainn!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on January 29, 2009, 20:05:48 PM
FFS the ginger nut is bad for you..

Ingredients

egg -- only good egg is a greasy fried one
salt -- heart attack city (unless sprinkled on a fry up)
butter  -- Cholestoral, artery hardening substance (unless smeared on bread)
sugar  -- fattening (Unless in a big mug of tea)
cinnamon -- FFS (I thought that was a Western movie)
plain flour --- messy (Unless used to make pancakes)
golden syrup -- worse than sugar (Unless on HUGE pancakes)
ground ginger  -- FFFFFS nuff said
bicarbonate of soda -- required after you"ve eaten the fecking biscuit

Have a good day
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 20:07:05 PM

How does he do it?

We start off with a thread about nothing and in the space of a few hours Bainn has turned it into yet another Ginger Nut is the king of biscuits blah blah blah.........

Also I think you will find that mine and rubertoes posts were on topic and your hijacking of the thread was off topic. I refer to post 3 which clearly shows a chocolate confectionary bar.  ;D ;D


In answer to point 1 of your post, it is simply my deep understanding of human nature and my ability to sense that this forums users want this debate aired again that has allowed me to steer the topic in the right direction.

As to point number 2, did you really think I would not comprehend the scheme that was afoot ? I will take your attempt at starting a similar debate to the biscuit one as a compliment.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2009, 20:14:41 PM



In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


WarBwastard"s refinement shows in this post.

Good show.



HobNob is the King of Dunkers!!!!

And a Bounty (coconut confectionery) on Bain!!! ;D ;D


As I can see from your username, spelling may not be your forte sir, mine is spelt "Bainn".

You are utterly wrong about "Hob Nobs" also.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: monkeyman on January 29, 2009, 20:46:26 PM
Not another bloody biscuit thread. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 29, 2009, 20:53:14 PM

...anyway, there I was, surfing the interwebby, and I found this....

[youtube=425,350][/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 30, 2009, 00:06:37 AM
Thank you Ian, that is much more the sort of thing. This is not a biscuit forum.

This is my favourite joke (courtesy of my eldest daughter when she was much younger):

What can you sit on, sleep in and brush your teeth with?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on January 30, 2009, 00:12:49 AM

Thank you Ian, that is much more the sort of thing. This is not a biscuit forum.

This is my favourite joke (courtesy of my eldest daughter when she was much younger):

What do you sit on, sleep in and brush your teeth with?


Beer ???
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 01:12:29 AM

What can you sit on, sleep in and brush your teeth with?


A chair, a Bed and a Toothbrush.

Do I get a "Ginger Nut" for getting it right ? ? ?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 01:13:30 AM

Another great biscuit thread. Yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss ! !


FYP
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 01:38:48 AM
I happened upon this as I was traversing the World Wide Web -

[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OoWfZ4Ym5zo[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: TopPair2Pair on January 30, 2009, 02:05:27 AM
lol just lol
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: noble1 on January 30, 2009, 03:20:17 AM
stay at one with the bourbon  hmmmmmmmmmm

[youtube=425,350][/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: rubertoe on January 30, 2009, 07:12:06 AM




In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


WarBwastard"s refinement shows in this post.

Good show.



HobNob is the King of Dunkers!!!!

And a Bounty (coconut confectionery) on Bain!!! ;D ;D


As I can see from your username, spelling may not be your forte sir, mine is spelt "Bainn".

You are utterly wrong about "Hob Nobs" also.



Corrected "Bainn" and who is to say that the spelling of my user name is wrong???

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 30, 2009, 09:29:56 AM
Before we leave the subject of biscuits for ever, I just wanted to let you know that Jaffa Cakes, apart from being the tastiest, are also surprisingly low in calories. This is a bit misleading, however, as no-one has ever eaten just one Jaffa Cake. I don"t even try to resist nowadays - I just accept that, once opened, they"ll be all gone by the next day. They are just the most luxurious sensual pleasure, comparable only with.........some other sensual pleasures. Best of all is when you incorporate them into your other sensual pleasures.

And, on the subject of dunking, have you ever tried biting opposite corners off a Penguin and sucking the coffee through the bar for an amazing sensation? No, me neither.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 30, 2009, 09:34:47 AM

[youtube=425,350][/youtube]
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Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on January 30, 2009, 10:00:50 AM

Before we leave the subject of biscuits for ever, I just wanted to let you know that Jaffa Cakes, apart from being the tastiest, are also surprisingly low in calories. This is a bit misleading, however, as no-one has ever eaten just one Jaffa Cake. I don"t even try to resist nowadays - I just accept that, once opened, they"ll be all gone by the next day. They are just the most luxurious sensual pleasure, comparable only with.........some other sensual pleasures. Best of all is when you incorporate them into your other sensual pleasures.

And, on the subject of dunking, have you ever tried biting opposite corners off a Penguin and sucking the coffee through the bar for an amazing sensation? No, me neither.


How on earth do you make them last that long??????
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on January 30, 2009, 10:15:26 AM
I refuse to post on such a pointless thread
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 13:00:35 PM





In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


WarBwastard"s refinement shows in this post.

Good show.



HobNob is the King of Dunkers!!!!

And a Bounty (coconut confectionery) on Bain!!! ;D ;D


As I can see from your username, spelling may not be your forte sir, mine is spelt "Bainn".

You are utterly wrong about "Hob Nobs" also.



Corrected "Bainn" and who is to say that the spelling of my user name is wrong???




Most kind and appreciated, if you are bucking against convention with your username then no one, if not then it is the English dictionary.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 13:20:52 PM
Indeed-

[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgh2z5fWP8&NR=1[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 13:21:57 PM
Fighting "Ginger Nuts" -

[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhZHlpSE6k&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 30, 2009, 14:42:40 PM

How on earth do you make them last that long??????

Takes a bit of discipline, that"s all. Twenty minutes of self-flagellation every Tuesday night is all it has taken to get me to the point where I can now fold to a reraise, without crying.


Anyone else get one of these for Christmas?

(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/you-can-shave-the-baby.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: WarBwastardo on January 30, 2009, 16:35:28 PM
Because of this thread I bought some Ginger Nut biscuits this afternoon.  Just so everyone knows.  
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 17:23:18 PM

Because of this thread I bought some Ginger Nut biscuits this afternoon.  Just so everyone knows. 


Top man and a nice gesture sharing with the rest of the forum, thank you.

I am currently partaking of some "Ginger Nuts" as I type, going down an absolute treat with Redbulls "Simply Cola".

Lovely.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Dewi_cool on January 30, 2009, 19:31:53 PM
good thread this
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 19:49:13 PM

good thread this


Indeed, it is turning out rather well.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: rubertoe on January 30, 2009, 19:49:54 PM
current selection of biscuits in my tin.

Sainsbury"s Choc Chip cookies (cheaper than a well known brand - But not quite as good)
Mcvities - Caramel and Chocolate Digestives (a Solid Dunker)
Mcvities - Dark Chocolate Digestives (solid Staple)

Also often showing up - Mcvities Fruit shortcakes - Sainsbury"s chocolate Malted Milk - Hob Nobs - and even ginger nuts!!!!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Dewi_cool on January 30, 2009, 19:53:39 PM
Ginger Nuts ftw
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: SirPercival on January 30, 2009, 19:59:28 PM
So if the new "Marathon" is called "Snickers" and

"Opal Fruits" are called "Starburst"

then what is the new topic called?

I thought that was the point of this thread.  ???
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bodddders on January 30, 2009, 20:06:06 PM
At last. Well done Stu back on Topic.

Not sure but there"s a hazelnut in every bite.

In other countries the Twix used to be called Raider.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 30, 2009, 20:58:30 PM

Not sure but there"s a hazelnut in every bite.


Anyways, there I was, surfin this interwebby thing, and I finds an interesting site detailing recipes containing nuts..... well, sort of.....

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on January 30, 2009, 21:08:06 PM

Ginger Nuts ftw


Indeed, "Ginger Nuts" FTW my friend.

As to the new name of the "Topic" bar, will probably be something like -

"Quantum"

(Same old bar, just slightly cheapened)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: kinboshi on January 30, 2009, 22:10:13 PM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: biffa85 on January 31, 2009, 09:14:49 AM


Not sure but there"s a hazelnut in every bite.


Anyways, there I was, surfin this interwebby thing, and I finds an interesting site detailing recipes containing nuts..... well, sort of.....

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html



ROFLMAO!!!! - well almost fell on the floor!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on January 31, 2009, 10:32:46 AM



Not sure but there"s a hazelnut in every bite.


Anyways, there I was, surfin this interwebby thing, and I finds an interesting site detailing recipes containing nuts..... well, sort of.....

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html



ROFLMAO!!!! - well almost fell on the floor!


You be careful with that appendix scar  :D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 31, 2009, 13:44:17 PM
All the old bars that disappeared are back - Drifter, Time-Out, Boost, Wispa, Caramac. Haven"t seen any Fuse for a while though.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: RioRodent on January 31, 2009, 17:26:26 PM

At last. Well done Stu back on Topic.

Not sure but there"s a hazelnut in every bite.

In other countries the Twix used to be called Raider.


Have to be "Squirell Sh!t" then.  :o
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HaworthBantam on February 01, 2009, 12:06:58 PM

Off topic, I know, but......

It"s snowing ! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bodddders on February 01, 2009, 12:10:03 PM
Didn"t know this topic had a topic?

No snow in London at the mo.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Bainn on February 01, 2009, 16:54:12 PM
Aparrently this topic has a topic about the "Topic".

??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Anyway, just letting everyone know that I will be munching on God"s own "Ginger Nuts" while Nottingham takes down the first APAT League game tonight.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on June 02, 2012, 13:44:52 PM
Yesterday they were having Royal stuff in work for the Jubilee. Everyone had to wear red, white or blue to work and there were quizzes and food and stuff. I entered the Jubilee poetry competition but the results haven"t been announced, so I have to sweat until Wednesday to find out whether I won.

I wrote it in good faith but, reading it back, it seems very familiar and I am a bit concerned that I may have read it (or something very similar) in the past and thought I was writing something new. If anyone has evidence that I have unwittingly plagiarised a greater poet, I would be glad to know before accepting a prize.

This is the poem:

Tea With The Queen
I went to London to visit the Queen
But she wasn't in so I went to the cinema instead.
When I got home I had some tea and sandwiches in her honour,
And a piece of cake.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on June 02, 2012, 14:31:54 PM
Thanks John - cheered me up :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on June 09, 2012, 15:35:29 PM
Apologies to those waiting for the result. I didn"t win - can you believe it? Apparently someone from the warehouse won or, I should say, was chosen by the judges who, no doubt, are part-time poetry experts when they are not completing quality audits or implementing purchase order systems.

Strangely, the "winning" poem hasn"t been circulated. I have a suspicion that there is no poem but that it wouldn"t do to have someone from Ireland winning the Queen"s Jubilee Poetry Competition, so darker skills were employed. When I think about it, it is really the only explanation that makes sense.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: SirPercival on June 09, 2012, 22:26:42 PM

Apologies to those waiting for the result. I didn"t win - can you believe it? Apparently someone from the warehouse won or, I should say, was chosen by the judges who, no doubt, are part-time poetry experts when they are not completing quality audits or implementing purchase order systems.

Strangely, the "winning" poem hasn"t been circulated. I have a suspicion that there is no poem but that it wouldn"t do to have someone from Ireland winning the Queen"s Jubilee Poetry Competition, so darker skills were employed. When I think about it, it is really the only explanation that makes sense.


Waiting for this result has been like waiting on an APAT new season announcement. Thanks so much John, I know your work isn"t always appreciated by everyone but you are doing a great job, keep it up. Can"t wait for further details.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 19, 2012, 02:11:35 AM
I"ve been meaning to resurrect this thread for a while, but there never seemed to be something newsworthy to kick it off. What could be more newsworthy than the Olympics, though? I went to see The Flame on Sunday evening, which seemed fairly dull to me, but most others seemed pleased with it.

Today I popped onto the ticket site a few times. It"s really annoying, in that it tells you that tickets are available, but when you try to buy them they"re not, even though the first page still says that they are. Various events that are sold out show up again from time to time, though, and I got tickets for the men"s football final (though it doesn"t say who Brazil will be playing), women"s volleyball semi and a basketball double-header China v Brazil and Lithuania v the Dream Team. Just need the 100m final to come available now. More realistically, I"d quite like to go to the women"s boxing finals.
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Post by: suzanne on July 19, 2012, 03:32:43 AM

Yesterday they were having Royal stuff in work for the Jubilee. Everyone had to wear red, white or blue to work and there were quizzes and food and stuff. I entered the Jubilee poetry competition but the results haven"t been announced, so I have to sweat until Wednesday to find out whether I won.

I wrote it in good faith but, reading it back, it seems very familiar and I am a bit concerned that I may have read it (or something very similar) in the past and thought I was writing something new. If anyone has evidence that I have unwittingly plagiarised a greater poet, I would be glad to know before accepting a prize.

This is the poem:

Tea With The Queen
I went to London to visit the Queen
But she wasn't in so I went to the cinema instead.
When I got home I had some tea and sandwiches in her honour,
And a piece of cake.


Didnt see this before, so glad you bumped.
A work of art Mr Murray
How did you not win?
I spluttered my shandy all over the keyboard....fkin classic :)
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Post by: Jon MW on July 19, 2012, 04:50:04 AM

I"ve been meaning to resurrect this thread for a while, but there never seemed to be something newsworthy to kick it off. What could be more newsworthy than the Olympics, though? I went to see The Flame on Sunday evening, which seemed fairly dull to me, but most others seemed pleased with it.
...


I went to see the flame when it came through - it was extremely dull. But I did get a free bottle of coke - so that made it all worthwhile  :)
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Post by: AAroddersAA on July 19, 2012, 22:41:34 PM


I"ve been meaning to resurrect this thread for a while, but there never seemed to be something newsworthy to kick it off. What could be more newsworthy than the Olympics, though? I went to see The Flame on Sunday evening, which seemed fairly dull to me, but most others seemed pleased with it.
...


I went to see the flame when it came through - it was extremely dull. But I did get a free bottle of coke - so that made it all worthwhile  :)

I saw the flame. it burned a bit but that was all it did.

John, this diary should really be in the blogs section.

I"m sure Paulie will move it in a minute :-)
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Post by: Fatcatstu on July 19, 2012, 23:14:33 PM
Dear John,

Whilst playing Call of Duty on my PS3 tonight, i spilt a glass of Jack Daniel"s and coke on the cream front room carpet.

Do you have any cleaning tips for the removal of said stain?

Much obliged

Stu

x
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Post by: duke3016 on July 20, 2012, 00:08:39 AM
Dear John.

That is all
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2012, 01:37:17 AM

Dear John,

Whilst playing Call of Duty on my PS3 tonight, i spilt a glass of Jack Daniel"s and coke on the cream front room carpet.

Do you have any cleaning tips for the removal of said stain?

Much obliged

Stu

x


Dear Stu X

I don"t really play computer games these days, so I"m not sure I can answer your question. I definitely haven"t played the one you mention, though I used to be pretty nifty at Asteroids and a crack-shot at Breakout. Call of Duty sounds quite militaristic to me, so I wouldn"t recommend drinking at the same time. Funnily enough, I had my front room carpet cleaned yesterday. I was going to replace it as it was badly marked, but cleaning seems to have done the trick. £95 (including a large rug) rather than maybe £500 to replace. I can give you the contact details if you want to bring your carpet with you the next time you"re visiting Portsmouth.

When I was married, my ex-wife once somehow made an iron-burn on the front-room carpet, just like they do in the movies. We told the insurance people and their assessor told us that it was a Wilton or Axminster or something, which we didn"t know cos it came with the house. They valued it at £600 and sent us a cheque pronto, when we only thought we would get about £200. We didn"t really feel like throwing it out once we knew it was a decent one, so we transferred it upstairs to the main bedroom, which was over the front-room and the same size. We needed to change the carpet there anyway and the mark went under a wardrobe. I suggest you try a similar strategy. Otherwise, buy a rug.

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2012, 02:09:13 AM

Didnt see this before, etc


Thanks Suzanne - I have a feeling that Rich Stevenson wrote something similar (though presumably better) at some point and I may have nicked a bit of it. Not sure. I hope that doesn"t come across differently to how I mean, cos he was obviously a class apart. Anyhow, I am proud to say that he posted on this thread.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2012, 02:14:09 AM

I spluttered my shandy all over the keyboard



i spilt a glass of Jack Daniel"s and coke on the cream front room carpet.


Are you two related?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2012, 08:46:25 AM

Dear John.

That is all


Dear That

I see you are a man of few words. I feel that you have something you wish to express but perhaps you are shy about other people knowing how you feel. Sometimes it is better not to be the strong silent type. As a way of getting things off your chest, I suggest that you start keeping a diary. That way, you can let out all the feelings that are inside you without worrying that anyone else is going to read it.

John

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Post by: HOLDorFOLD on July 20, 2012, 10:45:23 AM
Dear John

I am very excited to be playing another Live APAT event soon, however, at my last outing I managed to get stuck to the poker table. This has caused me some trepidation and wondering how to avoid such mishaps come August.

Any advice?

HoldorStuck
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Post by: SirPercival on July 20, 2012, 19:29:52 PM
Dear John,

Is it true you once folded QQ pre flop face up in an APAT event v 85o?

Stuart
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Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2012, 21:13:31 PM

Dear John,

Is it true you once folded QQ pre flop face up in an APAT event v 85o?

Stuart


Dear Stuart

Thank you for your question. It is true that I once (and only once) folded QQ pre-flop in an APAT event. I have folded QQ pre-flop 4 times in live tournaments that I can remember, once incorrectly. I wish I had folded it a few more times. In the hand in question, I had raised UTG and another player reraised. My initial reaction was not to fold, but the reason I did so was not because he had reraised, but the size of his bet. It was not huge in relation to my raise, but it was substantial in proportion to his stack and I concluded that his bet was sized with a view to getting the stacks in by the end and, therefore, that he was already holding a bigger pair than mine. Unfortunately for this player, he could have gained more chips but he gave away his hand strength by his bet size and the ants in his pants. As a result of this bullet-dodging fold, I went on to make the final table of that tournament while the other player didn"t. I remember this player well, mainly because of his unusual accent - a strange cross between Scotland and Leeds. Someone told me that he been Captain of both, though I didn"t believe it. Here is a photo of him from his Hendon Mob page:

(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbqJqfMkGwwf_2ktLjGIC_onvakmQ8fTxXZeO2VXdXI_RYnbZ7)


Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2012, 22:16:42 PM

Dear John

I am very excited to be playing another Live APAT event soon, however, at my last outing I managed to get stuck to the poker table. This has caused me some trepidation and wondering how to avoid such mishaps come August.

Any advice?

HoldorStuck


Dear Hold

A young lady of good upbringing should strive to avoid situations where she could be exposed to this type of scenario. Excited you may be, but it ill-becomes a lady of good repute to get her legs stuck under a poker table. Even more so, to announce to all present "I"ve got a big wooden thing stuck between my legs". Having witnessed the whole sorry incident, I find it worrying that you are concerned that it might be repeated. I would suggest that you refrain from such engagements until you are confident that you can pass the entire weekend without getting anything stuck between your legs. Otherwise you may find that gentlemen callers call less frequently in future.

John
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Post by: Waz1892 on July 21, 2012, 08:53:53 AM
Dear John,

I"m so pleased this avenue is available for me to asked you advice and opinion to tackle an issue that keeps cropping up whilst i"m with my APAT colleagues.

Being a reasonable shy person I never feel comfy correcting people when they are mis-pronouncing my username.

Waz1892 was created from a shortening of my name Warren and the birth year of my football team. My non Apat friends throughout my life have always pronounced it Woz. The prouncement in lower case of "w-a-z" had never been an "issue" before APAT. It was even read as Waz on sky tv by the legend that is tikay, even then I emailed in and said it was Woz, and he told to me to spell it correctly! ( I forgive him as he continued to say can"t spell but played that hand very well!)

Your advice please and I"m hoping the millions of loyal followers you have the word will spread

Yours warren "Waz1892"



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Post by: SirPercival on July 21, 2012, 09:18:40 AM
Dear John,

I am finding your advice most interesting and was wondering if it is only limited to Poker?

The reason I ask is that I have 3 females in my household, one of which is a teenager!

Badugi is also something that baffles me.

Stuart
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Post by: LoneRider on July 21, 2012, 13:59:11 PM


Twenty minutes of self-flagellation every Tuesday night is all it has taken to get me to the point where I can now fold to a reraise, without crying.



It didn"t work John did it....!!!! Which Tuesday day did you shove all in with 8 3 o to my blind pre flop raise???? I thought my call with Q6o was excellent btw!!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 21, 2012, 19:29:06 PM



Twenty minutes of self-flagellation every Tuesday night is all it has taken to get me to the point where I can now fold to a reraise, without crying.



It didn"t work John did it....!!!! Which Tuesday day did you shove all in with 8 3 o to my blind pre flop raise???? I thought my call with Q6o was excellent btw!!


Dear LoneR

Last Tuesday 10 July.

Is that all you wished to know or would you like a critique? I"m not sure I would advertise on the Interweb that I call pre-flop all-ins with Q6. If you can make the call, you then have to win the hand, which is not guaranteed.  I have checked the Hendon Mob odds calculator and 83 is a 78.3% favourite against Q6, so I think you were lucky. Congrats anyway on using my chips to secure your 6/12 finish.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on July 21, 2012, 19:55:19 PM

I"ve never started a new topic before so I just wanted to see how it works.

Hope you like it!


Very enlightening Mr Murray :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 21, 2012, 22:29:08 PM

Dear John,

I"m so pleased this avenue is available for me to asked you advice and opinion to tackle an issue that keeps cropping up whilst i"m with my APAT colleagues.

Being a reasonable shy person I never feel comfy correcting people when they are mis-pronouncing my username.

Waz1892 was created from a shortening of my name Warren and the birth year of my football team. My non Apat friends throughout my life have always pronounced it Woz. The prouncement in lower case of "w-a-z" had never been an "issue" before APAT. It was even read as Waz on sky tv by the legend that is tikay, even then I emailed in and said it was Woz, and he told to me to spell it correctly! ( I forgive him as he continued to say can"t spell but played that hand very well!)

Your advice please and I"m hoping the millions of loyal followers you have the word will spread

Yours warren "Waz1892"


Dear Wuss

It must be horrible when people get your name wrong. I have to say it"s not something I have experienced myself, seeing as how every Tom, Dick & Harry is called John, but I can sympathize with your predicament. Someone who did have a similar problem was Lisa Minnelli. Perhaps you could deal with it by singing the correct version:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=hWURas7fYwk&NR=1[/youtube]

Anyway, wouldn"t an abbreviation of your name would be War, not Waz. You clearly don"t know how to spell your own name (as has been pointed out before), so I wouldn"t try anything tricky, like cycling or hairdressing. At this stage, you are probably stuck with the one you have assumed, so perhaps you should advise your APAT cohorts to pronounce it in lower case, as you report that this has worked successfully for you in the past.

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: thinsy147 on July 21, 2012, 23:11:02 PM
Dear John,

With the recent interest in golf on the TV at the moment I thought I"d seek your advice on having a go at becoming a "Golf Pro".

Obviously, without really knowing my standard of play it would be unfair for you to comment so here"s a brief heads up of my golfing history:

I"ve only ever played proper golf twice, but have played pitch and putt a few times, and played crazy golf quite a bit....
However, the most important piece of knowledge you may find helpful is that I used to own a pair of golf socks, and did get a hole in one!

Eagerly awaiting your comments,

thinsy.



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Post by: Fatcatstu on July 22, 2012, 00:07:09 AM
Dear John,

Thankyou for your considered response to my last question.

If you dont mind terribly, i have an argument that needs settling with the captain of my cricket team.

He seems to think that drinking 13 bottles of lager and a large amount of Jack Daniels is NOT the best way to spend the night before a cricket match, as it may effect my bowling performance.

I called him a tit.

Who is right?

Much love

Stu
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Cyntaf on July 22, 2012, 06:28:09 AM
John.Mmm...............John?   John?

Tell me John, do you still hold down your job as a shoe shiner on Police Squad?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 22, 2012, 10:00:28 AM

Dear John,

With the recent interest in golf on the TV at the moment I thought I"d seek your advice on having a go at becoming a "Golf Pro".

Obviously, without really knowing my standard of play it would be unfair for you to comment so here"s a brief heads up of my golfing history:

I"ve only ever played proper golf twice, but have played pitch and putt a few times, and played crazy golf quite a bit....
However, the most important piece of knowledge you may find helpful is that I used to own a pair of golf socks, and did get a hole in one!

Eagerly awaiting your comments,

thinsy.


Dear Thinsy

I can"t recommend this. I understand that you have recently started a family, so they should be your first priority. Embarking on a golf career at this stage is likely to drive a wedge between you. Success will, too often, be dependent on the quality of your lie.

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 22, 2012, 12:12:54 PM

John.Mmm...............John?   John?

Tell me John, do you still hold down your job as a shoe shiner on Police Squad?


I wouldn"t know anything about it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on July 27, 2012, 00:12:12 AM
The company I"m working at passing through is taking the Olympics seriously. The best thing is that every day is dress-down day for the duration. Each Department drew a country which we are supposed to support and has been given full-size flags and decorations for their office. There will be various competitions during the Games - table-football, hula-hoop, jenga and can"t remember the rest. Tomorrow each Department is having a meal with food from their country. That might be good if we drew some Caribbean, South American, Asian or African country or even most European. As we drew New Zealand, I guess we"ll just be having the same as every other day.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on August 31, 2012, 08:00:42 AM
Dear John,

What started as a few people making a brief visit to yarm for a quiet game of poker has turned into most of APAT turning up for a triple birthday weekend piss up in October.

I am worried that we are going to break Yarm.

Any advice on how to keep things civil and organised?

Yours,

Worried in Stockton

X
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Paulie_D on August 31, 2012, 11:33:25 AM


I am worried that we are going to break Yarm.



I LOL"d.....HARD.  ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on August 31, 2012, 12:30:10 PM
Dear John

I"m worried about how to beat boredom during those long live poker afternoons. I was watching the Damon Hill lookalike on my left at the ECOAP last weekend, and he seemed to have a desire to lean back and balance chips on his forehead, but clearly got it very wrong. Do you have any thoughts on how to improve the tilted forehead chip stack balance for future weekends?

Thanks

Bored of Worcestershire
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Post by: Chipaccrual on August 31, 2012, 12:35:49 PM
Dear John,

I help run live poker events and at a recent team event, the winners left a lot to be desired.  I"m concerned that if the powers that be realise the quality of players that seem to be able to win one of these events, it could have a huge impact on the game of poker for the future.

It is a game of skill, but on this evidence the doubters will strengthen their case as to it all being about luck.

What should I do ?

Yours,

Concerned of Dorset
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 31, 2012, 17:56:30 PM

Dear John,

What started as a few people making a brief visit to yarm for a quiet game of poker has turned into most of APAT turning up for a triple birthday weekend piss up in October.

I am worried that we are going to break Yarm.

Any advice on how to keep things civil and organised?

Yours,

Worried in Stockton

X


Dear Worried

I understand that the legendary England football manager Steve McClaren is from just outside Yarm. He is remembered for converting a ramshackle bunch of down-and-outs into the finest football team ever to represent England, so I suggest that you enlist his considerable man-management skills to assist in marshalling your visitors. If that doesn"t work, getting him to entertain them with anecdotes from the glory days of 2007 is guaranteed to moderate their tendency for exhuberance.

Good Luck.

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 02, 2012, 12:11:13 PM

Dear John,

I help run live poker events and at a recent team event, the winners left a lot to be desired.  I"m concerned that if the powers that be realise the quality of players that seem to be able to win one of these events, it could have a huge impact on the game of poker for the future.

It is a game of skill, but on this evidence the doubters will strengthen their case as to it all being about luck.

What should I do ?

Yours,

Concerned of Dorset



Dear Concerned

In order to demonstrate that poker is a game of skill rather than luck, you just need to point to some of the winners of previous tournaments, such as Steve Redfern, Brian Yates and Stuart Ward. What better evidence could there be?

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 03, 2012, 21:26:08 PM
Idiot! Just played a satellite for the WCOOP $200 + $15 Triple Stud tomorrow night. 63 players - 3 seats, with a bit of cash for 4th.

I was playing some other games at the same time on two sites and didn"t notice either of two quite important things; namely that a) we were on the final table and b) I was chip-leader. I just carried on playing as normal as if there were lots of players still in, which I thought there were. I would have slowed down and probably eased into one of the seats if I had been paying enough attention. Triple Stud (and it"s individual elements) and 2-7 are my main things online these days. Rarely play Holdem or Omaha online now unless there is a particular reason, though I do play NLHE live several nights a week. Anyway, I didn"t slow down, got involved in a couple of dodgy situations and went out. Stupid iriot, as Benny Hill used to say.

I"ll have another go at satelliting in. This is the main tournament I want to play, so I might buy in anyway if it comes to it. Might even look for staking.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on September 03, 2012, 23:36:31 PM
10% please
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 04, 2012, 00:30:20 AM
I"m in - had to go up to the $8R sat. Had a dream FT - almost didn"t want it to end. 2 seats, $55 for next 3 and $45 for 6th. It was the classic situation where I had the lead with about 25k, a few were on 12-16k and a couple had 6-8k and none of them wanted to risk getting knocked out without cashing. I was able to complete every hand and get to 35k without anyone playing back. Once we were in the cash, they should have been able to play freely, but they were all still mainly concerned with not getting knocked out rather than fighting for the other seat. By the time we were 5-handed, I had over 50k and they were all hanging in. The payout structure just gave a huge advantage to whoever hit the FT in the lead. It"s not often that games go so well.

Rob - I"ve got a seat now but, seeing as how you were willing to support me, you can still have the % if you want it. Not sure about the procedure now cos I didn"t get as far as putting up a staking thread. Maybe I should still do that. Or alternatively can arrange it off-piste if you are still interested in going ahead.
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Post by: MintTrav on September 04, 2012, 08:36:43 AM
Hmmmm, I"ve got a job interview at 8am tomorrow. Of course, my interest in the tournament might be ended by 10pm and I could get an early night. On the other hand, if everything went my way, I could still be playing at interview time. Most likely is the worst of both worlds, ie crashing out 2-5am for no cash and little sleep.

If anyone knows a convincing reason why I need to rearrange, I"d be very grateful.
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Post by: suzanne on September 04, 2012, 23:42:07 PM

Hmmmm, I"ve got a job interview at 8am tomorrow. Of course, my interest in the tournament might be ended by 10pm and I could get an early night. On the other hand, if everything went my way, I could still be playing at interview time. Most likely is the worst of both worlds, ie crashing out 2-5am for no cash and little sleep.

If anyone knows a convincing reason why I need to rearrange, I"d be very grateful.


Are you still in?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: suzanne on September 05, 2012, 00:01:22 AM


Hmmmm, I"ve got a job interview at 8am tomorrow. Of course, my interest in the tournament might be ended by 10pm and I could get an early night. On the other hand, if everything went my way, I could still be playing at interview time. Most likely is the worst of both worlds, ie crashing out 2-5am for no cash and little sleep.

If anyone knows a convincing reason why I need to rearrange, I"d be very grateful.


Are you still in?


No rub down intended, unlucky John but on the plus side you will be nice and fresh for your interview so good luck :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 05, 2012, 00:05:52 AM

Are you still in?


Fraid not - the dream is over. I quickly went from 5k to 2k. Then spent over two hours scrabbling to get back to starting stack. By the last break I had finally found some traction and got up to just under 10k, just outside the top 100 of 400 survivors from 640 starters. I spent the break congratulating myself that I had twice as many chips as KidPoker, GeorgeDanzer, M.Staszko, CharismA3, Donald & j.thaddeus.

The game resumed; bish bash bosh and there I was - out before any of them. Got into some big hands that meant glory or bust. It wasn"t glory. Finished about 320th, almost exactly in the middle, but the position didn"t matter compared to giving myself a chance to take the opportunities that came. Didn"t work out - back to the day job.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: suzanne on September 05, 2012, 00:57:31 AM
Triple stud...sounds exciting. I may have to dabble a little.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 06, 2012, 00:33:35 AM
Yeah Baby! I just won an $11R satellite into WCOOP-49 Razz $500+$30. Second got $500, so once we were HU we had banked $1,000 between us and were playing for $30! Third got nothing, which was pretty harsh.

Anyway, the point of this post is that I don"t know what to do now - play it or cash out as tournament $? I wouldn"t ever pay $500 to enter a poker tournament, but isn"t playing it the same as paying to enter? On the other hand, I did just win a 37-runner Razz tournament and have won a few before and I could think of it as a freeroll. It"s not a freeroll though, cos effectively I have $530 that I can bank or invest. On the other other hand, I could win a few thousand or more than a few. Or I could lose it all.

I"d be grateful for advice from anyone who has been down this road before (or anyone who hasn"t). It"s not until the 18th, so I have time to think about it.

In the meantime, I need to go wheeeeee!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: nosey-p on September 06, 2012, 06:47:36 AM
A bit of both, sell 50%  

Simples
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: KarmaDope on September 06, 2012, 18:15:08 PM

A bit of both, sell 50%  

Simples


Play it and sell 50%.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 06, 2012, 19:14:40 PM


A bit of both, sell 50%  

Simples


Play it and sell 50%.


You"re a pair of geniuses. It"s obvious when someone else says it, thanks.

Please send your 25% each to my PokerStars account.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Waz1892 on September 06, 2012, 19:41:36 PM
Congrats on the sat win!  :)

As you say, you"d never pay to enter a $500 tournament, so why not treat youself and have a crack at it.

You maybe be in a position to achieve a very nice result if you play - Nothing ventured and all that.  Assuming you entered the sat in the first place to get into the tournament in the first place, why stop now?

By banking the $500 you"ll never know what you could have done, and assuming you balance isn"t zero, you have your bankroll to do as you wish anyway.

Think of it as a bonus, and roll with it

Carpe Diem
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 07, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
What was your plan when you entered the sat? Being a top poker player you had a plan right?

Another option would be to take the T$ and sell them at around 85-90% or whatever the going rate is these days on those sites that trade T$. Dull, but money in the back pocket.

Or just use the T$ to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win, then take the T$ and use them to bag another sat win etc. There"s peeps who make a decent return out of doing just that and selling the T$ or using them as a bankroll for a future focused run of events.

GL and WP!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 07, 2012, 08:13:30 AM

Triple stud...sounds exciting. I may have to dabble a little.


You should Suz - Stud, Stud Hi/Lo & Razz. All the fun bits of HORSE without the boring bits.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on September 07, 2012, 11:26:06 AM
FFS John, play the Razz tourney!!  Even at $530, at least half the field will be relatively clueless at Razz - great opportunity....

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: fandango on September 07, 2012, 13:48:52 PM
Nice score John! I haven"t looked at schedule, but perhaps why not use the T$ to play more than one event?

Good luck whatever you choose may you run well..
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AAroddersAA on September 08, 2012, 10:18:33 AM
Really easy snap take the T$ for me.

They exist, they are basically the same as real money (assuming you were going to play tournaments on there anyway) and you will make more than the $530 by playing them. The razz event may well be soft, I would not know, but it sounds like to big of a shot (depending on your bank roll, I don"t know what that is).

That"s just me though gl with whatever you decide.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 08, 2012, 11:18:22 AM
So that"s that decided then. I"ll either:

- Play the game for full value, as Waz & Steve said
- Play it and sell half, as Wayne & Adam said
- Bank it and use it to play a number of events, as Andrew, Carl & Rodders said
- Sell the T$ at 80-90% value, as Andrew also said

Thanks for the input - it has helped to clarify things for me. I"ve now got more options than I thought I had to start with. It would have been simpler if I came second and got paid in real withdrawable beer tokens instead of this, cos I wouldn"t have considered buying in.

One thing I know is, I ain"t selling them at a discount. I think I"ll go the staking route, if I can find anyone who wants to come along. This is kind of a combination of all the options, as I get to play with the grown-ups and to find out whether my star would have soared in this event and I still have a possibility of a good payout, albeit a percentage of what I might have won, though with less concentrated risk, but I also get to spread my buy-ins over more than one tournament.

I might test the water to see if I can sell part of the Razz, say 60%, which would use $200. There are a few $300 + $20 tournaments I would like to play, ie Stud, Badugi, 2-7, so if the Razz sells, I might spread the rest across those and try to sell the balance (or 50% if that is too much).


Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Denis67 on September 08, 2012, 12:13:47 PM
Very well played John and good luck whatever you decide to do
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 08, 2012, 14:09:45 PM

Dear John

I"m worried about how to beat boredom during those long live poker afternoons. I was watching the Damon Hill lookalike on my left at the ECOAP last weekend, and he seemed to have a desire to lean back and balance chips on his forehead, but clearly got it very wrong. Do you have any thoughts on how to improve the tilted forehead chip stack balance for future weekends?

Thanks

Bored of Worcestershire


Dear Boring

You may have heard the expression "Old accountants never die - they just lose their balance". Well, I earn my keep in the accounting trade and I have clearly lost mine, as the waterfall of chips demonstrated.

I used to have no problem balancing untold quantities of chips, as you can see below, but that was before the old-timers disease kicked in.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-JEbUvt7ZbXE/SuXw-r9NhEI/AAAAAAAAdyo/ZGdlCMUdGwU/s512/IMG_2302.JPG)

Chip-balancing is a skill developed by experience. If you wish to develop this skill for yourself, I suggest that you try to go deeper in tournaments in the future than has been your usual practice. That way, you can build a large stack of chips, which you can then practice balancing.

Now, what was I doing?

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on September 09, 2012, 00:00:54 AM
use the T$ to enter a PLO8 3x turbo rebuy for WCOOP 37
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 00:23:36 AM

use the T$ to enter a PLO8 3x turbo rebuy for WCOOP 37


Ha ha. These games are mental. I"ve got the same chips as you now, after my inspired (ahem) call with 34 ended up with a wheel. Good luck - let"s hope one of us gets there.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 00:43:36 AM
You still around Rob? FT now - 6/8. I really don"t deserve to still be in. 3 seats & $465 for 4th, though.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 00:49:24 AM

You still around Rob? FT now - 6/8. I really don"t deserve to still be in. 3 seats & $465 for 4th, though.


5th - fantastic!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on September 09, 2012, 00:55:51 AM


You still around Rob? FT now - 6/8. I really don"t deserve to still be in. 3 seats & $465 for 4th, though.


5th - fantastic!


ul John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 01:32:11 AM



You still around Rob? FT now - 6/8. I really don"t deserve to still be in. 3 seats & $465 for 4th, though.


5th - fantastic!


ul John


That is one which I would definitely have unregistered from. I"m not as strong at Omaha as at HE, though better at PLO8 than PLO. I was surprised to get that far from 94, but the truth is that there was a lot of luck involved - maybe the turbo dilution of skill was to my advantage. Several times I just had to hope for the best, though the turbo nature of the game forced uncomfortable options to be taken. A couple of times I wasn"t in good shape but the split saved me. I would feel uncomfortable investing $530 in any Omaha tournament, though, so I would have banked the $, whereas I do feel comfortable going for it at Razz. I"m probably not much better at Razz than Holdem, but the fields are definitely much weaker, which amounts to much the same thing.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 01:40:15 AM

Dear John,

I am finding your advice most interesting and was wondering if it is only limited to Poker?

The reason I ask is that I have 3 females in my household, one of which is a teenager!

Badugi is also something that baffles me.

Stuart


Dear Stuart

I"m sorry that your question was overlooked. I"ve been a little distracted lately, what with one thing and another. You know how it is - you mean to attend to something but then something else comes up and the first thing gets left - like your question. I"ve had it at the back of my mind all along but for some reason didn"t bring it to the front. Maybe it"s a motivation thing - we all have a tendency to do the easy thing first instead of the important thing - which is probably why I have neglected you until now.

So.......your question. You bring up a thought-provoking subject, the complicated milieu of males and females living in the same space, complicated further by the adult-child and adult-teenager scenarios, with their repeating patterns that will drive you crazy and make you happy at the same time. You are provider, protector and teacher, whilst you are also policeman, judge and prison guard. For you is this amazing terrible fantastic experience and you should soak it up while it happening. At the time, it seems like it will last for ever but, too soon, it is over and is just another collection of your memories.

Anyway, back to your question. Em, there doesn"t appear to be a question. Were you just sharing your living arrangements with us?

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on September 09, 2012, 13:00:37 PM




You still around Rob? FT now - 6/8. I really don"t deserve to still be in. 3 seats & $465 for 4th, though.


5th - fantastic!


ul John ;D


That is one which I would definitely have unregistered from. I"m not as strong at Omaha as at HE, though better at PLO8 than PLO. I was surprised to get that far from 94, but the truth is that there was a lot of luck involved - maybe the turbo dilution of skill was to my advantage. Several times I just had to hope for the best, though the turbo nature of the game forced uncomfortable options to be taken. A couple of times I wasn"t in good shape but the split saved me. I would feel uncomfortable investing $530 in any Omaha tournament, though, so I would have banked the $, whereas I do feel comfortable going for it at Razz. I"m probably not much better at Razz than Holdem, but the fields are definitely much weaker, which amounts to much the same thing.


I finished in 26th when I turned my queens full of 2s into a bluff on the turn and was called down on 2 streets by queens full of 3s.

I would have played this. Loads of players (myself included) are terrible at this, so I figured I had an even chance :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 14:04:49 PM





You still around Rob? FT now - 6/8. I really don"t deserve to still be in. 3 seats & $465 for 4th, though.


5th - fantastic!


ul John ;D


That is one which I would definitely have unregistered from. I"m not as strong at Omaha as at HE, though better at PLO8 than PLO. I was surprised to get that far from 94, but the truth is that there was a lot of luck involved - maybe the turbo dilution of skill was to my advantage. Several times I just had to hope for the best, though the turbo nature of the game forced uncomfortable options to be taken. A couple of times I wasn"t in good shape but the split saved me. I would feel uncomfortable investing $530 in any Omaha tournament, though, so I would have banked the $, whereas I do feel comfortable going for it at Razz. I"m probably not much better at Razz than Holdem, but the fields are definitely much weaker, which amounts to much the same thing.


I finished in 26th when I turned my queens full of 2s into a bluff on the turn and was called down on 2 streets by queens full of 3s.

I would have played this. Loads of players (myself included) are terrible at this, so I figured I had an even chance :)


FFS, it was you that gave me the idea of unregistering from tournaments in the first place, when you posted about how you satellite into the Sunday Million for fun every week and then unreg for the T$. I didn"t enjoy the randomness of that tournament, even though I nearly scored, though I suppose the final will have a more playable structure.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 09, 2012, 19:03:37 PM
I have unregistered from the Razz. I thought by doing that I could see more clearly whether I wanted to buy back in. And, inevitably, I now think it"s too much to pay to enter.

So, I used $10 x 3 of it on a WCOOP Stud sat and, er, now I"ve got the same problem again, except it"s for $300 + $20 this time. Tomorrow night. I see my old sparring partner GeorgeDanzer is already registered. I"ll prob end up withdrawing from that too in the end.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 10, 2012, 04:02:58 AM

I have unregistered from the Razz. I thought by doing that I could see more clearly whether I wanted to buy back in. And, inevitably, I now think it"s too much to pay to enter.

So, I used $10 x 3 of it on a WCOOP Stud sat and, er, now I"ve got the same problem again, except it"s for $300 + $20 this time. Tomorrow night. I see my old sparring partner GeorgeDanzer is already registered. I"ll prob end up withdrawing from that too in the end.


OK so now you"ve spun up the T$ into another entry. Personally I would play the stud, most of the players out there are terrible at the game and it"s effectively cost you a scratch out of your original Razz roll. There"s much less luck in Stud too and lots of the old school pros believe Stud is the purest form of poker. Seriously go for it, I"ll be on the rail if you do. GL.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 08:59:26 AM


I have unregistered from the Razz. I thought by doing that I could see more clearly whether I wanted to buy back in. And, inevitably, I now think it"s too much to pay to enter.

So, I used $10 x 3 of it on a WCOOP Stud sat and, er, now I"ve got the same problem again, except it"s for $300 + $20 this time. Tomorrow night. I see my old sparring partner GeorgeDanzer is already registered. I"ll prob end up withdrawing from that too in the end.


OK so now you"ve spun up the T$ into another entry. Personally I would play the stud, most of the players out there are terrible at the game and it"s effectively cost you a scratch out of your original Razz roll. There"s much less luck in Stud too and lots of the old school pros believe Stud is the purest form of poker. Seriously go for it, I"ll be on the rail if you do. GL.


I have already unregistered. Doesn"t mean I cant rereg, of course, but I prob won"t. The luck thing is one of the things I like about these limit games. It would take a few bad beats to cause the same devastation to your stack that a single one can have in NLHE. If you"re going well but come unstuck in a hand, you can absorb the hit without it wrecking your whole tournament.

At low buy-ins, it is true that a lot don"t know what they are doing. So you see people misreading their hands, not realising when the game changes (that"s the best one) or calling all the way and folding on seventh. That is much less the case at the higher-cost games. In the Triple-Stud Main last week, I found a very high standard. I don"t just mean that they weren"t doing the dumb stuff, but they were making plays that you never see in the cheap games. I enjoyed that game a lot, but the quality of play was much higher than might be expected.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 10, 2012, 15:39:28 PM
Do you feel +EV against the field in any game? Just wondering what your plan will be when you have T$100K?  ;D  What"s your perfect $300 game that you will dive in and play?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on September 10, 2012, 15:47:22 PM
Agree with Andy (yikes, that"s twice today :) )   -   I understand the concept of conservatism and being risk averse to some degree, but as they say about the lottery.... you gotta be in it to win it!!  Having won the entry fee for a modest amount in a game where you know you have an edge over at least half the field and probably more, you surely have enough justification for taking a punt.

Come on John - give us something to get excited about (again).



Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 20:20:06 PM
I"m in. Two more sats. Massive CL in one and fecked it up badly $4th for $100 of real money though. Got the seat in the other one, with no option to withdraw - just been lobbed straight into the running tournament. Took a pot of some guy called shaundeeb straight away.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 20:24:16 PM
PokerStars Hand #85985034966: Tournament #2012090025, $300+$20 USD 7 Card Stud Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2012/09/10 20:15:02 WET [2012/09/10 15:15:02 ET]
Table "2012090025 2" 8-max
Seat 1: Iteopepe88 (4580 in chips)
Seat 2: BIack88 (3502 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (7532 in chips)
Seat 4: mora7777 (3924 in chips)
Seat 5: MintTrav (5000 in chips)
Seat 6: osten (3319 in chips)
Seat 7: vovtroy (6429 in chips)
Seat 8: Illini213 (4331 in chips)
Iteopepe88: posts the ante 20
BIack88: posts the ante 20
shaundeeb: posts the ante 20
mora7777: posts the ante 20
MintTrav: posts the ante 20
osten: posts the ante 20
vovtroy: posts the ante 20
Illini213: posts the ante 20
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Iteopepe88 [5h]
Dealt to BIack88 [6h]
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ac]
Dealt to mora7777 [7d]
Dealt to MintTrav [5s Kc Ah]
Dealt to osten [Th]
Dealt to vovtroy [4s]
Dealt to Illini213 [Tc]
vovtroy: brings in for 30
Illini213: folds
Iteopepe88: folds
BIack88: folds
shaundeeb: raises 70 to 100
mora7777: folds
MintTrav: calls 100
osten: folds
vovtroy: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ac] [Qd]
Dealt to MintTrav [5s Kc Ah] [9s]
shaundeeb: bets 100
MintTrav: calls 100
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ac Qd] [3s]
Dealt to MintTrav [5s Kc Ah 9s] [7c]
shaundeeb: bets 200
MintTrav: calls 200
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ac Qd 3s] [6s]
Dealt to MintTrav [5s Kc Ah 9s 7c] [8s]
shaundeeb: checks
MintTrav: bets 200
shaundeeb: folds
Uncalled bet (200) returned to MintTrav
MintTrav collected 990 from pot
MintTrav: doesn"t show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 990 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Iteopepe88 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: BIack88 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 3: shaundeeb folded on the 6th Street
Seat 4: mora7777 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 5: MintTrav collected (990)
Seat 6: osten folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 7: vovtroy folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 8: Illini213 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 20:45:07 PM
Oh, I don"t like all this 3-betting & 4-betting on 3rd street. I want to go back to my nice safe low-entry games.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Waz1892 on September 10, 2012, 20:50:29 PM

Oh, I don"t like all this 3-betting & 4-betting on 3rd street. I want to go back to my nice safe low-entry games.


hang in, and no reason not to 5bet!.

Its a freeroll for you!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 21:02:52 PM
And Again - in your eye shaundeeb. TBH, I was dealt an incredible hand here. Thought I had made a mistake in leading on 3rd as they all folded until him - and he reraised, as he does. Thought about coming back, but I thought it would show my hand, so it would disguise it to call. Could have gone wrong, but it went anything but wrong. How the hell does he call all the way with one pair (TT) when I"m showing strength and I have an A & K showing?


PokerStars Hand #85987450507: Tournament #2012090025, $300+$20 USD 7 Card Stud Limit - Level VI (160/320) - 2012/09/10 20:54:04 WET [2012/09/10 15:54:04 ET]
Table "2012090025 2" 8-max
Seat 1: Iteopepe88 (6102 in chips)
Seat 2: BIack88 (1828 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (4682 in chips)
Seat 4: Ryokan (7380 in chips)
Seat 5: MintTrav (6382 in chips)
Seat 6: osten (5117 in chips)
Seat 7: vovtroy (8043 in chips)
Seat 8: Illini213 (4083 in chips)
Iteopepe88: posts the ante 32
BIack88: posts the ante 32
shaundeeb: posts the ante 32
Ryokan: posts the ante 32
MintTrav: posts the ante 32
osten: posts the ante 32
vovtroy: posts the ante 32
Illini213: posts the ante 32
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Iteopepe88 [Ad]
Dealt to BIack88 [8s]
Dealt to shaundeeb [Th]
Dealt to Ryokan [2h]
Dealt to MintTrav [9s 9h 9c]
Dealt to osten [7c]
Dealt to vovtroy [Ah]
Dealt to Illini213 [4h]
Ryokan: brings in for 48
MintTrav: raises 112 to 160
osten: folds
vovtroy: folds
Illini213: folds
Iteopepe88: folds
BIack88: folds
shaundeeb: raises 160 to 320
Ryokan: folds
MintTrav: calls 160
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Th] [3h]
Dealt to MintTrav [9s 9h 9c] [5d]
shaundeeb: bets 160
MintTrav: calls 160
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Th 3h] [6d]
Dealt to MintTrav [9s 9h 9c 5d] [Ks]
MintTrav: checks
shaundeeb: bets 320
MintTrav: raises 320 to 640
shaundeeb: calls 320
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Th 3h 6d] [Kc]
Dealt to MintTrav [9s 9h 9c 5d Ks] [As]
MintTrav: bets 320
shaundeeb: calls 320
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to MintTrav [9s 9h 9c 5d Ks As] [Jd]
MintTrav: bets 320
shaundeeb: calls 320
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MintTrav: shows [9s 9h 9c 5d Ks As Jd] (three of a kind, Nines)
shaundeeb: mucks hand
MintTrav collected 3824 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3824 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Iteopepe88 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: BIack88 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 3: shaundeeb mucked [8h Td Th 3h 6d Kc 7d]
Seat 4: Ryokan folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 5: MintTrav showed [9s 9h 9c 5d Ks As Jd] and won (3824) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: osten folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 7: vovtroy folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 8: Illini213 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 21:11:57 PM
Had a big hand - 11/275 now! Have to post this while I"m still up there before it all goes wrong.

GeorgeDanzer still ahead of me!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 21:47:02 PM
Idiot wants to put his life on the line with 789. Chances of making a straight are not high (better obv when the 6 comes, though still only 8 outs with 3 cards to come. Hits the last 3 cards to make a full house - 788, even though someone else was showing an 8 on 3rd and I was holding a 7. Twit. He has now gone up to 5k - I just hope he doesn"t knock me out in the end.


PokerStars Hand #85989370366: Tournament #2012090025, $300+$20 USD 7 Card Stud Limit - Level VII (200/400) - 2012/09/10 21:27:50 WET [2012/09/10 16:27:50 ET]
Table "2012090025 2" 8-max
Seat 1: Iteopepe88 (8690 in chips)
Seat 2: BIack88 (1316 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (930 in chips)
Seat 4: Ryokan (7884 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: MintTrav (12818 in chips)
Seat 7: vovtroy (4783 in chips)
Seat 8: Illini213 (2871 in chips)
Iteopepe88: posts the ante 40
BIack88: posts the ante 40
shaundeeb: posts the ante 40
Ryokan: posts the ante 40
MintTrav: posts the ante 40
vovtroy: posts the ante 40
Illini213: posts the ante 40
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Iteopepe88 [5s]
Dealt to BIack88 [9d]
Dealt to shaundeeb [8s]
Dealt to Ryokan [Ah]
Dealt to MintTrav [7s Qh Qc]
Dealt to vovtroy [Qd]
Dealt to Illini213 [5c]
Illini213: brings in for 60
Iteopepe88: folds
BIack88: raises 140 to 200
shaundeeb: folds
Ryokan: folds
MintTrav: raises 200 to 400
vovtroy: folds
Illini213: folds
BIack88: calls 200
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to BIack88 [9d] [6c]
Dealt to MintTrav [7s Qh Qc] [6s]
MintTrav: bets 200
BIack88: raises 200 to 400
MintTrav: raises 200 to 600
BIack88: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
MintTrav: calls 200
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to BIack88 [9d 6c] [7c]
Dealt to MintTrav [7s Qh Qc 6s] [2c]
MintTrav: bets 400
BIack88: calls 76 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (324) returned to MintTrav
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to BIack88 [9d 6c 7c] [8c]
Dealt to MintTrav [7s Qh Qc 6s 2c] [Ts]
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to MintTrav [7s Qh Qc 6s 2c Ts] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BIack88: shows [7h 8d 9d 6c 7c 8c 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
MintTrav: shows [7s Qh Qc 6s 2c Ts Kc] (a pair of Queens)
BIack88 collected 2892 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2892 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Iteopepe88 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: BIack88 showed [7h 8d 9d 6c 7c 8c 8h] and won (2892) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 3: shaundeeb folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 4: Ryokan folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 5: MintTrav showed [7s Qh Qc 6s 2c Ts Kc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: vovtroy folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 8: Illini213 folded on the 3rd Street
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 22:58:32 PM
Back where I belong - 80/132 at whatever break this is.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 10, 2012, 23:13:36 PM
lol just realised I"m watching Murray on telly and Murray on pokerstars!

GL John, going v well since I been railing. Keep it up m8 :)

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 23:47:05 PM
No! Forgot I had registered for a Badugi sat and a Razz sat. Both have popped up. Jesus, I can"t think in 3 languages at the same time.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 10, 2012, 23:57:16 PM
Lost a couple of big hands - 68/76.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 10, 2012, 23:58:58 PM

Lost a couple of big hands - 68/76.


vs 101010 was ul. eejit at the other sats, this is the big one sit out of the sats and concentrate on $22K. still in it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 00:31:07 AM
So, lying 46/76, with 48 being paid, I get KK and my tournament gets destroyed by this fool, who calls all the way till he somehow makes a ridiculous flush.

Now 56/56 and just trying to hang on to the cash now.

PokerStars Hand #85997419236: Tournament #2012090025, $300+$20 USD 7 Card Stud Limit - Level XV (1200/2400) - 2012/09/11 0:14:35 WET [2012/09/10 19:14:35 ET]
Table "2012090025 22" 8-max
Seat 1: MintTrav (16947 in chips)
Seat 2: GIV19 (19966 in chips)
Seat 3: Umumba (37920 in chips)
Seat 4: BASSOMATIC (23632 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Nty9Problems (73770 in chips)
Seat 6: Anjeyyy (21610 in chips)
Seat 8: vivavsmtv (39419 in chips)
MintTrav: posts the ante 240
GIV19: posts the ante 240
Umumba: posts the ante 240
BASSOMATIC: posts the ante 240
Nty9Problems: posts the ante 240
Anjeyyy: posts the ante 240
vivavsmtv: posts the ante 240
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [2d Ks Kh]
Dealt to GIV19

Dealt to Umumba [3c]
Dealt to BASSOMATIC [3d]
Dealt to Nty9Problems [5c]
Dealt to Anjeyyy [7c]
Dealt to vivavsmtv [7s]
Umumba: brings in for 360
BASSOMATIC: folds
BASSOMATIC has returned
Nty9Problems: folds
Anjeyyy: folds
vivavsmtv: calls 360
MintTrav: raises 840 to 1200
GIV19: calls 1200
Umumba: folds
vivavsmtv: calls 840
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [2d Ks Kh] [As]
Dealt to GIV19
[2s]
Dealt to vivavsmtv [7s] [8h]
MintTrav: bets 1200
GIV19: calls 1200
vivavsmtv: calls 1200
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [2d Ks Kh As] [5s]
Dealt to GIV19 [td 2s] [3h]
Dealt to vivavsmtv [7s 8h] [Qs]
MintTrav: bets 2400
GIV19: folds
vivavsmtv: calls 2400
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [2d Ks Kh As 5s] [Qh]
Dealt to vivavsmtv [7s 8h Qs] [3s]
MintTrav: bets 2400
vivavsmtv: calls 2400
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to MintTrav [2d Ks Kh As 5s Qh] [Ac]
MintTrav: bets 2400
vivavsmtv: raises 2400 to 4800
MintTrav: calls 2400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vivavsmtv: shows [4s 9s 7s 8h Qs 3s 7d] (a flush, Queen high)
MintTrav: mucks hand
vivavsmtv collected 28440 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28440 | Rake 0
Seat 1: MintTrav mucked [2d Ks Kh As 5s Qh Ac]
Seat 2: GIV19 folded on the 5th Street
Seat 3: Umumba folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 4: BASSOMATIC folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 5: Nty9Problems folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 6: Anjeyyy folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 8: vivavsmtv showed [4s 9s 7s 8h Qs 3s 7d] and won (28440) with a flush, Queen high
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 00:44:00 AM
Time is standing still. Everyone timebanking, especially me. 48/54 now.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 00:57:07 AM
50/51. 3 more to go. This is so painful.

3/5 in the Razz - seat for 1st, cash for 2nd. I"m aiming for 2nd this time for sure. Think I"ll throw it if I get HU. Real $ > T$.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 11, 2012, 01:06:55 AM

50/51. 3 more to go. This is so painful.

3/5 in the Razz - seat for 1st, cash for 2nd. I"m aiming for 2nd this time for sure. Think I"ll throw it if I get HU. Real $ > T$.


would be stupid to throw away T$160, if you feel that bad win it and we can do a deal
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 01:18:20 AM


50/51. 3 more to go. This is so painful.

3/5 in the Razz - seat for 1st, cash for 2nd. I"m aiming for 2nd this time for sure. Think I"ll throw it if I get HU. Real $ > T$.


would be stupid to throw away T$160, if you feel that bad win it and we can do a deal


LOL - didn"t get that far anyway.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 02:26:40 AM
Scraped into the cash, which I have to be happy about considering where I was, but I can"t believe I was knocked out in 44th by that same player vivavsmtv, who again called with 3 spades, the well-connected 28J, and again made the flush. I had a small pair in the hole, with an A showing and might have slowed down if I didn"t pair my A to give me 2P. It wasn"t like he would see the cards cheaply, cos I had doubled up by then and taken the antes twice after that, so had rebuilt to about 12k, I think. It would have served him right if I had filled up. How do players like that end up in a $300 tournament? I think of 3-flush or 3-straight cards on 3rd as trap hands where I could lose a lot and don"t play them unless I can get in cheaply, but all 3 of the critical hands I lost tonight were against players who called large bets  on every street with those hands and overtook me by the end. Anyway, my theory about a tournament not being destroyed by one or two hands has been blown out of the water. It still mainly holds, but I guess a crunch time always comes and there"s always someone who will call you behind, and sometimes they"ll get there.

Anyway, we cashed ($543), so you were all right and I was wrong. I was looking forward to saying that I told you I shouldn"t play. I got a few presents early on, notably from Deeb, who probably wasn"t that interested, judging by how he was giving it away. The truth is, though, from my position in mid-game, I should have gone deeper - and would have if some arbitrary play didn"t got there. I can"t cry too much when I"ve just cashed for 500 quid, but you do wonder. 40th place was worth another $130 and so on. I could have been out for zilch though - had to race for my life with JJ against an A about two places off the bubble. Maybe I should have folded, but I thought I might need to win a race just to get to 48th, so may as well take it then.

I don"t want to make this too much of a moan. That"s two I"ve played and I didn"t feel out of my depth at any time; in fact in both I felt I could have gone much deeper if things had just fallen differently. That"s how it goes, I suppose. Might do some more now.

So, I"ve cashed in the WCOOP, Scooby doo, how are you? Do I get a bracelet?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 10:45:34 AM
Wonder if I"ve been coming on a bit strong - there"s a lot to said for getting it quietly, as they say, as the likes of Leigh and Dan do. I just feel the need to let off steam by posting when something significant happens in a tournament.

Thanks to the guys who encouraged me to play the final and esp to Andy.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: PHIL_TC on September 11, 2012, 11:00:05 AM
WP!


I don"t want to make this too much of a moan. That"s two I"ve played and I didn"t feel out of my depth at any time; in fact in both I felt I could have gone much deeper if things had just fallen differently. That"s how it goes, I suppose. Might do some more now.


Got to feel good about that though John.. bang up a staking thread if you"re wanting to spread the risk a little. I"m sure you"d get plenty of takers.. probs take a percentage or two myself x
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Chipaccrual on September 11, 2012, 11:47:05 AM
LOL @ Get It Quietly.

You clearly never read one of my afternoon rail threads  ;D

Completely agree with what Phil says (after all he is turning into the allround APAT and life guru).

Share the risk, but more importantly, share the returns.   ;)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 11, 2012, 15:16:11 PM

Wonder if I"ve been coming on a bit strong - there"s a lot to said for getting it quietly, as they say, as the likes of Leigh and Dan do. I just feel the need to let off steam by posting when something significant happens in a tournament.

Thanks to the guys who encouraged me to play the final and esp to Andy.


You don"t frequent facebook much do you, lol.

If you start a thread by asking what you should play, then I"m sure people are happy to find out what you chose and how it went.

WP last night. You got stiffed the first time the german hit the stupid flush, so you did well to make the $ from there. Not convinced he did much wrong on the flush that knocked you out, but by then we were happy to take the $$.

Think you need a tad more confidence around the bigger buyin games, as I"m sure deep down you know (as we do) that you are more than capable in those games. If the $$$ hurt then sell some action and you will soon find out how much faith people have in you.

As always, GL.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 16:53:19 PM

You don"t frequent facebook much do you, lol.


At all, actually. I assume the above means that Dan does his stuff on there.

I did join Facebook about 3 years ago, due to something to do with Colin O"Prey. Can"t actually remember the reason - I think he just invited me or whatever it"s called. He is still my only friend.

I have had quite a few requests, which I have ignored meant to get around to. Some of them are nearly 3 years old now, including several from APAT members. Sorry for ignoring not getting around to your request. I think I might make a point of blitzing it and catching up with 2005. Maybe I should pass that level and go straight to twitting.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 11, 2012, 18:07:10 PM

Wonder if I"ve been coming on a bit strong - there"s a lot to said for getting it quietly, as they say, as the likes of Leigh and Dan do.



You don"t frequent facebook much do you, lol.


At all, actually. I assume the above means that Dan does his stuff on there.



As it happens Dan does do his stuff on there, but my comment wasn"t aimed at him as Dan provides masses of entertainment in the process.

It was just a general comment to say that if you were on facebook you would realise there"s nothing to worry about  :D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: PHIL_TC on September 11, 2012, 18:54:29 PM


Wonder if I"ve been coming on a bit strong - there"s a lot to said for getting it quietly, as they say, as the likes of Leigh and Dan do.



You don"t frequent facebook much do you, lol.


At all, actually. I assume the above means that Dan does his stuff on there.



As it happens Dan does do his stuff on there, but my comment wasn"t aimed at him as Dan provides masses of entertainment in the process.

It was just a general comment to say that if you were on facebook you would realise there"s nothing to worry about  :D


Exactly that!!.. now why hadn"t I added that to my list  :-\
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2012, 21:11:59 PM
Comment in the PLO8 game I"m playing - MintDonk strikes.

Seemed fair enough actually, though it is a $2.75 rebuy.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: hi_am_chris on September 14, 2012, 02:51:53 AM
Your man George Danzer is on FIRE!!!! 3rd with 11 left out of 1647 players in wcoop event 33 nlh holdem event which restarts in 8 hours and also chip leader in event 34 plo 6 max with 17 left out of 860, locked up 10k from 660 dollars worth of buy ins sofar
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 15, 2012, 09:35:39 AM
Played on a TV table for the first time last night. One of the local card-rooms, The Phoenix, has had one for months and uses it for all its FTs, but I hadn"t been there for quite a while cos it"s further than the other two venues. You have to put your cards on the readers, and there are two small cameras sticking up from the table at eye-level, recording everything. Pretty nifty. It does all the percentages and tick-marks, etc, just like on the telly. I would tell you that you can see it on YouTube soon but I don"t want you studying my game. £600 for winning it plus £200 from the PLO cash table made it a pretty good night. I might not leave it so long the next time.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 15, 2012, 10:36:39 AM
Not sure what to do today. I had thought of going to London for the LCI tournament at The Empire, but there"s plenty going on in Portsmouth. The Phoenix has got the first of its monthly satellites for either its £1000 entry game or its WSOP tournament at 3pm, not sure which. I should have been paying attention, but it kinda doesn"t matter which it is. If that goes sideways, there is the £25 FO tonight. Meanwhile Shuffles has the weekly satellite for its £550 tournament at 4pm, with a £20 semi-FO later.

I like going to London, cos it"s London, right? Buzzing. And it"s a bigger tournament, whereas the others will come around every week (yeah, apart from the monthly one). But then there are the costs of getting there and being there and the inconvenience.

Poker is about decisions, but this is a tough one. I wasn"t sure what I would do when I started this, probably going to The Phoenix, but I think I"ve talked myself into going to London. Sometimes it just helps to talk - thanks for listening.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Quasar on September 15, 2012, 10:50:30 AM

John you do make me  ;D

Good luck in London x
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 15, 2012, 13:27:07 PM
Forgot about the APAT Online game. I guess all the other options are cancelled. The sacrifices I make just to get rivered by Tony Trippier"s one-outer.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 16, 2012, 10:27:39 AM
I"m a bit concerned about our Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Three times recently I have heard him use the expression "110%".

That might be irrelevant from an X-Factor contestant or a footballer who probably can"t count that high anyway, but IMO it"s not good enough from the person in charge of the country"s money.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on September 16, 2012, 17:07:02 PM

I"m a bit concerned about our Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Three times recently I have heard him use the expression "110%".

That might be irrelevant from an X-Factor contestant or a footballer who probably can"t count that high anyway, but IMO it"s not good enough from the person in charge of the country"s money.


Depends on the context. We would love it if GDP grew by 110%, for example.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: fandango on September 16, 2012, 17:25:34 PM
Dear John,

You may be my saviour ( no pressure ).. I"m in (was) one hell of a predicament!! . I"m a easy going kind of guy, always here to help and please family and friends. Then this situation arises.. Am flicking through music channels on sky for my three year old daughter who wants to practise busting some new dance moves, no probs find a channel there she is dancing away having great fun happy days. Then after about twenty mins I look up from pc as I just bust from a tournament, only to my shock and horror that she is dancing to Jedward!!.. Ok I can cope for one song as much as it pains me   :"( the song finishes wiiiiii, only to find its a Jedward special of their top 10!! Didn"t realise they had top 10!!
So I quickly turn it over, but poor little Ava screams at me " Daddy I want Jedward back on"..
Do I "A" do the right thing and keep it on hence appeasing my princess. Or
"B" switch it over and watch Reading V Spurs appeasing myself and also keeping the horrors of Jedward away from a very impressionable three year old..
Please help for future Jedward problems yours sincerely fandango Suffolk
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on September 16, 2012, 18:28:56 PM
If I may make a suggestion on this one dear John...

Carl.

Be
Burn the tv and ring sky and complain.

Yours,

Stu

X
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on September 17, 2012, 22:57:05 PM
Dear John,

WHY FECKING ACES?!??! WHY?!?!??!?!?!!?!?

Yours Cooleringly,

Stu

x
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 19, 2012, 22:37:47 PM
Today I had an email from BigPockets, who I have bought a couple of things from in the past. You can"t say they"re not honest:

Are you ready?? We have got the worst deal ever for you. We are going to ask you to spend your hard earned pounds on an Xmas Trolley of Tat!. For £14.99 [free delivery to UK mainland] we will grab five random items and send them out to you. These items are cluttering up our warehouse and we need to get rid of them. So we thought we would put five of them together and we would get someone to buy them.. That's where you come in.

Q1) Is this for real?
A) Yes we are going to sell you a "Trolley of Tat"!.

Q2) What if I get my Trolley of Tat and I don't like it.
A) Dohh. what do you expect. Thou shall not expect thy Trolley of Tat to be especially nice. If we were unloading a lot of really cool stuff, we'd call them "The Amazing Trolley of Tat," but we don't

Q3) If I don't like my Trolley of Tat can I get my money back.
A) No don't be silly, if you buy a Trolley of Tat and you don't like it you are experiencing what marketing people call buyers remorse.

Q4) What if the tat my mate buys is better than my tat.
A) Nobody said life was fair. Are you building your own barracks with your bare, broken hands in a remote Soviet Gulag? No, you're dissatisfied with a purchase you freely chose to make even though it was plainly labelled "Tat." Have some perspective.

Q5) Do I have any guarantee that the Trolley of Tat I buy will be worth more then £14.99
A) The only comment we will make is in our opinion it's worth more then a measly £14.99


Product Name:   Xmas Trolley of Tat - Standard (5 Items) - Plus Prizes
Product Code:   C-XMAS-TOT-STAN
Pack Size:   3
Condition:   Crap
Despatch Time:    Usually ships in 3 to 4 working days*
Availability:   Sold Out
Category:   Gifts - General

They are getting some more. There is also a Luxury Trolley of Tat for £49.99 (free delivery).
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Waz1892 on October 20, 2012, 10:01:33 AM

Today I had an email from BigPockets, who I have bought a couple of things from in the past. You can"t say they"re not honest:

Are you ready?? We have got the worst deal ever for you. We are going to ask you to spend your hard earned pounds on an Xmas Trolley of Tat!. For £14.99 [free delivery to UK mainland] we will grab five random items and send them out to you. These items are cluttering up our warehouse and we need to get rid of them. So we thought we would put five of them together and we would get someone to buy them.. That's where you come in.

Q1) Is this for real?
A) Yes we are going to sell you a "Trolley of Tat"!.

Q2) What if I get my Trolley of Tat and I don't like it.
A) Dohh. what do you expect. Thou shall not expect thy Trolley of Tat to be especially nice. If we were unloading a lot of really cool stuff, we'd call them "The Amazing Trolley of Tat," but we don't

Q3) If I don't like my Trolley of Tat can I get my money back.
A) No don't be silly, if you buy a Trolley of Tat and you don't like it you are experiencing what marketing people call buyers remorse.

Q4) What if the tat my mate buys is better than my tat.
A) Nobody said life was fair. Are you building your own barracks with your bare, broken hands in a remote Soviet Gulag? No, you're dissatisfied with a purchase you freely chose to make even though it was plainly labelled "Tat." Have some perspective.

Q5) Do I have any guarantee that the Trolley of Tat I buy will be worth more then £14.99
A) The only comment we will make is in our opinion it's worth more then a measly £14.99


Product Name:   Xmas Trolley of Tat - Standard (5 Items) - Plus Prizes
Product Code:   C-XMAS-TOT-STAN
Pack Size:   3
Condition:   Crap
Despatch Time:    Usually ships in 3 to 4 working days*
Availability:   Sold Out
Category:   Gifts - General

They are getting some more. There is also a Luxury Trolley of Tat for £49.99 (free delivery).


i see a competition coming on....

get people to buy the trolley of tat for said £14.99.  / a prize then for the winner, the winner being whoever sells the contents for the most money.  sites like ebay, gumtree etc, car boots etc.

no selling to friends or family, and all sold items require proof of purchase and sold for etc.

could be fun!?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 22, 2012, 03:14:56 AM
Some of you will know that I play from time to time in the LivePubPokerLeague, though a lot less than I used to, and played for them in the last two APAT Forum tournaments. They are probably the most successful of the pub leagues.

Anyway, it"s congratz to Tom Brady, one of the founders of the league, who today made the final table of the IPO in Dublin, to be played in a month"s time. More than made it - he is chip-leader, with 8 left from 1148 starters.

I know most of you don"t know Tom, but there are some who do, including Matt. (But then, who doesn"t he know?)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 25, 2012, 03:03:59 AM
I played an interesting hand in Gunwharf tonight.

I had J9.

Flop JKJ. I bet 400 and an old guy reraised to 800. Anyone else got out of the way and I called.

Turn J. I check, he goes all in for 7k. Eh? Yeah, I call. He shows 66.

"I had a full house", he said, "I thought you just had a King".

Yeah, unlucky.

Unfortunately, he had 2k left so, for the next hour, I had to listen to him and agree with him about how unlucky he had been to lose when he had a full house. I couldn"t see any reason to tell him that he was losing to a King.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: ian.ski309 on October 25, 2012, 10:17:00 AM

I played an interesting hand in Gunwharf tonight.

I had J9.

Flop JKJ. I bet 400 and an old guy reraised to 800. Anyone else got out of the way and I called.

Turn J. I check, he goes all in for 7k. Eh? Yeah, I call. He shows 66.

"I had a full house", he said, "I thought you just had a King".

Yeah, unlucky.


Brilliant John  :D

Bearing in mind that most APATers would have to look back at their teens with a very powerful telescope, I wonder what age justifies the description "old guy" ?   :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 26, 2012, 01:10:24 AM
It"s nearly Halloween, and the shops have got their Halloween stuff in - which reminds me of this time last year.

I was working on a contract for a large farming company that grew lettuce, onions and suchlike for most of the supermarket chains. For Halloween they also grew pumpkins. Pumpkins are usually orange, but they also come in several other colours, the most popular being purple, which are often called blue for some reason.

Last year, one of the major supermarket chains decided it would make a big thing about blue pumpkins and their marketing department decided that they would promote them as a new word they invented - "Blumpkins", being a combination of blue and pumpkin.

When they emailed their plans through to my company, one of the guys decided to Google the word Blumpkin in case it was a swear word in another language or something deviant in ours. It is fair to say that it was lucky he did so.

I"m not going to post a link - you can Google it yourself if you wish. A blumpkin is a combination of two activities, neither of which you could give the necessary amount of attention to and concentrate on properly, in my view.

The promotion didn"t go ahead in the intended format, there wasn"t a national scandal and everyone at the supermarket chain kept their jobs (unlike the lettuce company, which is now closed - partly my doing, but that"s another story).
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: SirPercival on October 26, 2012, 19:15:19 PM
OMG!  :o
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 27, 2012, 14:20:44 PM
No two ways about it - this is a brag post. I try hard not to post about my two daughters, cos they basically win at everything they do and people are not terribly interested in someone posting a string of boasts. I sometimes wonder if they are really my daughters, cos their achievements are way ahead of mine. I"m gonna do it this time, but I"ll try to restrain myself in future.

They have had a lot of their schooling in Australia. Rosie went right through at a very nice boarding school, finishing two years ago. At the same time, Rachel, who had two years left to do, got herself a music scholarship to Geelong Grammar, which is basically Australia"s equivalent of Eton, and switched to there. [Yeah, that"s right, they both finished Grade 8 music at about age 13, one sax & piano, the other clarinet & piano - what did I tell you?]. A lot of prominent people have been schooled at Geelong, including Prince Charles, Rupert Murdoch, the King of Malaysia, some Australian Prime Ministers and so on. Even if you do nothing and just pass through, it is an amazing formative experience and the contacts made are unsurpassed. But she didn"t just pass through. She is coming to the end of her time there (their academic year is opposite to ours - ie summer holidays are in December/January) and yesterday she won the Elisabeth Murdoch Award for Student of the Year out of one of the most talented groups in Australia. Just thought I"d tell you.

[For those who are not Australian, Elisabeth Murdoch (mother of Rupert) is a prominent philanthropist, whose achievements it is not worth bothering to start listing. Still going strong at 103.]

Rosie is doing okay too. She took a gap year and is currently stressing over upcoming first year exams in Medicine. Don"t think she needs to stress, though, cos last week she got 100% in something that counts for 10% of the year.

Okay, that"s it - I"ll go back to my usual level, posting about blumpkins and suchlike.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Waz1892 on October 27, 2012, 15:25:21 PM
Superb John!

Neve be shy about celebrating your kids achievements!

If people see it as boasting, I"d say that is more there issue rather than yours!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: TheSnapper on October 27, 2012, 20:35:40 PM
Their Mothers Brains?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on October 27, 2012, 20:43:45 PM
Be proud and tell the world, those are fantastic achievments and thank you for sharing them. May their lives go from strength to strength and you continue "boasting" about it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on October 27, 2012, 21:41:24 PM

Be proud and tell the world, those are fantastic achievments and thank you for sharing them. May their lives go from strength to strength and you continue "boasting" about it.


^^^^^^^ THIS very much so!      Awesome achievements, nice to read a post like this tbh  :-*















BTW ... when do you get the DNA results  ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Cyntaf on October 28, 2012, 18:01:38 PM
Oh, very nice nice John.... :)....always lovely to hear good news/rewards from great efforts.... :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 31, 2012, 08:31:24 AM
There"s more sunshine and the temperature is warmer in the Summer, usually, and therefore there should be more evaporation. Right?

So why does it rain more in the Winter than the Summer?

You"d think it would be the other way round.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: ck1888 on October 31, 2012, 09:19:22 AM
A read an article about this not long ago see if i can find it...
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: noble1 on October 31, 2012, 23:07:57 PM

There"s more sunshine and the temperature is warmer in the Summer, usually, and therefore there should be more evaporation. Right?

So why does it rain more in the Winter than the Summer?

You"d think it would be the other way round.


I have sailed now and then and been flying light aircraft for a little while and i"m ok"ish on meteorology in northern Europe, its all to do with in the winter, the pole is under a six months night and the difference of temperature with the equator is greater, thus the depressions deeper, the wind stronger and u get more rain fall....
Us poor souls who live north of latitude 40 will get rain most in the winter, some snow :) so in short it all depends where u are latitude wise as this will mean we will get influenced by the passing depressions on the front between the polar and temperate air masses...
ck188 find that article, i"m confusing myself thinking about this, let alone trying to put it down in words...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_latitude
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on November 01, 2012, 07:08:19 AM

No two ways about it - this is a brag post. I try hard not to post about my two daughters, cos they basically win at everything they do and people are not terribly interested in someone posting a string of boasts. I sometimes wonder if they are really my daughters, cos their achievements are way ahead of mine. I"m gonna do it this time, but I"ll try to restrain myself in future.

They have had a lot of their schooling in Australia. Rosie went right through at a very nice boarding school, finishing two years ago. At the same time, Rachel, who had two years left to do, got herself a music scholarship to Geelong Grammar, which is basically Australia"s equivalent of Eton, and switched to there. [Yeah, that"s right, they both finished Grade 8 music at about age 13, one sax & piano, the other clarinet & piano - what did I tell you?]. A lot of prominent people have been schooled at Geelong, including Prince Charles, Rupert Murdoch, the King of Malaysia, some Australian Prime Ministers and so on. Even if you do nothing and just pass through, it is an amazing formative experience and the contacts made are unsurpassed. But she didn"t just pass through. She is coming to the end of her time there (their academic year is opposite to ours - ie summer holidays are in December/January) and yesterday she won the Elisabeth Murdoch Award for Student of the Year out of one of the most talented groups in Australia. Just thought I"d tell you.

[For those who are not Australian, Elisabeth Murdoch (mother of Rupert) is a prominent philanthropist, whose achievements it is not worth bothering to start listing. Still going strong at 103.]

Rosie is doing okay too. She took a gap year and is currently stressing over upcoming first year exams in Medicine. Don"t think she needs to stress, though, cos last week she got 100% in something that counts for 10% of the year.

Okay, that"s it - I"ll go back to my usual level, posting about blumpkins and suchlike.
John, how very proud you must be. Two such talented and clever daughters really is something to brag about.
It is in the genes of course.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: ck1888 on November 01, 2012, 08:39:35 AM


There"s more sunshine and the temperature is warmer in the Summer, usually, and therefore there should be more evaporation. Right?

So why does it rain more in the Winter than the Summer?

You"d think it would be the other way round.


I have sailed now and then and been flying light aircraft for a little while and i"m ok"ish on meteorology in northern Europe, its all to do with in the winter, the pole is under a six months night and the difference of temperature with the equator is greater, thus the depressions deeper, the wind stronger and u get more rain fall....
Us poor souls who live north of latitude 40 will get rain most in the winter, some snow :) so in short it all depends where u are latitude wise as this will mean we will get influenced by the passing depressions on the front between the polar and temperate air masses...
ck188 find that article, i"m confusing myself thinking about this, let alone trying to put it down in words...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_latitude


Can"t find the article but that was basically what it was saying. The rain is always there but the pressure and jet stream dictate where and when it falls. For us winter. For others it can be summer.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on November 01, 2012, 18:41:01 PM
Dear John,

Are you looking forward to getting beaten by all 3 England teams at the home international tournament?

Yours,

St George

X
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 02, 2012, 08:27:34 AM
So higher pressure in the warmer places causes air to move to the lower pressure cooler places. I"m willing to buy that - I have noticed more wind in Winter; often wind and rain together. Although, shouldn"t there be wind in both the higher and lower pressure places?

It"s Winter in the whole Northern Hemisphere at the same time and vica versa. Even the hot bits are less hot. Does that mean the rain is constantly travelling across the Equator from the Summer Hemisphere to the Winter one and then the opposite way for the other half of the year?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: noble1 on November 02, 2012, 12:26:13 PM

So higher pressure in the warmer places causes air to move to the lower pressure cooler places. I"m willing to buy that - I have noticed more wind in Winter; often wind and rain together. Although, shouldn"t there be wind in both the higher and lower pressure places?

It"s Winter in the whole Northern Hemisphere at the same time and vica versa. Even the hot bits are less hot. Does that mean the rain is constantly travelling across the Equator from the Summer Hemisphere to the Winter one and then the opposite way for the other half of the year?


http://csep10.phys.utk.edu/astr161/lect/earth/coriolis.html
;)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 03, 2012, 00:35:12 AM
Thanks for that. The bits I understood showed wind patterns which did not seem to cross the Equator, so I still don"t understand where the rain goes in the Summer. Perhaps it is just a mystery that no-one knows the answer to.

I once spent two weeks in Trinidad from Christmas til the end of the first week of January. It rained every day quite hard from 4pm til 5pm (or maybe it was 5pm til 6pm), but not at all apart from that.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 03, 2012, 08:40:52 AM

Dear John,

Are you looking forward to getting beaten by all 3 England teams at the home international tournament?

Yours,

St George

X


Dear St

Yes indeed, I am looking to this event. Given the record of England teams in APAT competitions, the scenario you suggest would appear unlikely. However, I would be pleased to see England do well this time.

Doing well is, of course, a relative thing. For England, this means not being last yet again. And this is where the organizers have played a blinder on your behalf. With three teams in the competition, it is already guaranteed that two England teams won"t finish bottom, so you are already ahead of your average result in previous events. Congratulations are therefore due to you for what is already England"s best result ever.

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: noble1 on November 03, 2012, 15:55:10 PM

Thanks for that. The bits I understood showed wind patterns which did not seem to cross the Equator, so I still don"t understand where the rain goes in the Summer. Perhaps it is just a mystery that no-one knows the answer to.

I once spent two weeks in Trinidad from Christmas til the end of the first week of January. It rained every day quite hard from 4pm til 5pm (or maybe it was 5pm til 6pm), but not at all apart from that.


for my limited understanding its hard to explain :) although i"m pretty sure there are plenty of scientists that know how it all knits together..
my tuppence worth of how the climate works would be the seasonal cycle is complicated  ;D
i"ll try and give it a go but forgive my grammar as i write this out quick, for starters the Earth"s axis isn"t always the same thus at different times of the year, different latitudes get the most incoming solar radiation but how a lot of the weather/climate works stems from the equator getting hit by most of the solar radiation due to the angle it hits the earth at, when the sun is overhead at the equator then the northern hemisphere gets most of the the heat then when it shifts to the tropic of cancer the southern hemisphere gets the lions share.. also having a effect is land mass, the oceans and mountain ranges also have an effect on how it all works, the earths rotation plays its part and the atmosphere [from what i know the boffins call it the inter tropical convergence zone] then all this heat spreads from the equator to either poles on the jetstreams, then the oceans play there part in spreading heat ::) god its complicated, my heads hurting lol :) oh add in clouds :) and the fact how land mass and ocean mass effects them ???  the ocean effect i refer to is far as i know is called thermohaline circulation, from what i"ve gathered the boffins aren"t 100% sure exactly how this works...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18783422

Quote
Thanks for that. The bits I understood showed wind patterns which did not seem to cross the Equator, so I still don"t understand where the rain goes in the Summer. Perhaps it is just a mystery that no-one knows the answer to.

in short the sun evaporates it into a cloud and it rains again ;) BUT incoming and outgoing radiation CAN determine the temperature of the ocean surface to the air and this part isn"t always guaranteed  :"(

ask easier questions :) global warming perhaps? lol
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: frankieb on November 03, 2012, 17:20:28 PM


Dear John,

Are you looking forward to getting beaten by all 3 England teams at the home international tournament?

Yours,

St George

X


Dear St

Yes indeed, I am looking to this event. Given the record of England teams in APAT competitions, the scenario you suggest would appear unlikely. However, I would be pleased to see England do well this time.

Doing well is, of course, a relative thing. For England, this means not being last yet again. And this is where the organizers have played a blinder on your behalf. With three teams in the competition, it is already guaranteed that two England teams won"t finish bottom, so you are already ahead of your average result in previous events. Congratulations are therefore due to you for what is already England"s best result ever.

John



Well said John. I love it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: cashman on November 03, 2012, 19:28:39 PM



Dear John,

Are you looking forward to getting beaten by all 3 England teams at the home international tournament?

Yours,

St George

X


Dear St

Yes indeed, I am looking to this event. Given the record of England teams in APAT competitions, the scenario you suggest would appear unlikely. However, I would be pleased to see England do well this time.

Doing well is, of course, a relative thing. For England, this means not being last yet again. And this is where the organizers have played a blinder on your behalf. With three teams in the competition, it is already guaranteed that two England teams won"t finish bottom, so you are already ahead of your average result in previous events. Congratulations are therefore due to you for what is already England"s best result ever.

John



Well said John. I love it.


+1
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 10, 2012, 20:37:38 PM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 11, 2012, 01:49:01 AM
I have a fossil, which I found in my garden. It looks like this:

(http://www.trilobites.info/galphacalbre.jpg)

The three long sections are about the size of my first three fingers together. At first, I thought it was a fossilized foot of some sort, but it turned out to be the entire creature.

It is a trilobite and it is old. Think of something very old - it"s older than that. This thing is 400 million years old. I don"t know anything else that is as old as that. Actually, I found it five years ago, so it"s 400 million and five years old now. They have never been found in Portsmouth before.

I might bring him for a day out at an APAT tournament. He hasn"t seen much of the world outside my garden for the last 400 million and five years and loads of stuff has changed in that time. He could always earn his keep as a card protector.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: pokerpops on November 11, 2012, 08:14:12 AM

I have a fossil, which I found in my garden. It looks like this:

(http://www.trilobites.info/galphacalbre.jpg)

The three long sections are about the size of my first three fingers together. At first, I thought it was a fossilized foot of some sort, but it turned out to be the entire creature.

It is a trilobite and it is old. Think of something very old - it"s older than that. This thing is 400 million years old. I don"t know anything else that is as old as that. Actually, I found it five years ago, so it"s 400 million and five years old now. They have never been found in Portsmouth before.

I might bring him for a day out at an APAT tournament. He hasn"t seen much of the world outside my garden for the last 400 million and five years and loads of stuff has changed in that time. He could always earn his keep as a card protector.


That"s a serious wow find and using a fossil as a card protector didn"t do Greg Raymer any harm...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Raymer
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 16, 2012, 01:35:54 AM
I was playing quite a few Stud, Razz, etc tournaments on Stars a while ago but got a bit out of the habit lately so it was good to get back in the saddle tonight:

PokerStars Tournament #641130706, Limit Razz
Buy-In: $10.00/$2.50/$1.00 USD
22 players
Total Prize Pool: $220.00 USD
Tournament started 2012/11/15 23:50:00 WET [2012/11/15 18:50:00 ET]

Dear MintTrav,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. A USD 110.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 98.76 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/leader-board/

You have also received USD 17.50 in Knockout Bounties for this tournament. You won bounties for the following players: Max__1303DE, fillkill123, Raingardian, baumholz28, Pentire, Samantux, MintTrav
Note: As you won the tournament, you also won your own bounty.

Whee! The MicroMillions Razz is on 25 Nov $4+.40. Might put up a staking thread for it. 10% = 50c?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Waz1892 on November 16, 2012, 07:30:59 AM

I have a fossil, which I found in my garden. It looks like this:

(http://www.trilobites.info/galphacalbre.jpg)

The three long sections are about the size of my first three fingers together. At first, I thought it was a fossilized foot of some sort, but it turned out to be the entire creature.

It is a trilobite and it is old. Think of something very old - it"s older than that. This thing is 400 million years old. I don"t know anything else that is as old as that. Actually, I found it five years ago, so it"s 400 million and five years old now. They have never been found in Portsmouth before.

I might bring him for a day out at an APAT tournament. He hasn"t seen much of the world outside my garden for the last 400 million and five years and loads of stuff has changed in that time. He could always earn his keep as a card protector.


Have you informed anyone of the find? Natural History museum for example?

I would and I"d certainly get it valued
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Jon MW on November 16, 2012, 12:05:29 PM
I"m working from memory but I think trilobyte fossils are very common.

That"s not to say that one in particularly good condition might be a bit more special - or that I"m just remembering wrongly  :-\
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: SirPercival on November 16, 2012, 12:34:41 PM
Personally I would keep it but it might be worth a buy-in or 2

http://www.fossilsforsale.co.uk/trilobites.htm (http://www.fossilsforsale.co.uk/trilobites.htm)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on November 16, 2012, 14:00:41 PM

Whee! The MicroMillions Razz is on 25 Nov $4+.40. Might put up a staking thread for it. 10% = 50c?


5% for me please John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: KarmaDope on November 16, 2012, 18:11:16 PM


Whee! The MicroMillions Razz is on 25 Nov $4+.40. Might put up a staking thread for it. 10% = 50c?


5% for me please John


Rest.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 16, 2012, 19:00:04 PM
Yeah Waz, I took it to the local Natural History Museum. It enjoyed that so I"m taking it to a poker tournament next.

It"s true - they"re not that rare, though most are found in Morocco or US and a few other places, but not Portsmouth. Of course, it might not be native - someone could have brought it from America and lost it or it might have escaped and got lost in the garden. All the ones on that link are stuck to rock, whereas mine is free to move about. I don"t know if that makes it more or less special, probably neither.

I thought the museum would be straight on the phone to London, saying that they had the most amazing discovery in history. Instead, they took some photos and said "enjoy your fossil". They emailed me a few days later to confirm that it"s a Calymene, for those who are well up on Trilobites.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AAroddersAA on November 28, 2012, 14:16:34 PM
Dear John

I have been given the job of representing Wales at an event in Stoke on Friday.

Part of this role seems to be that I have to wear Welsh colours. This would normally be a great thing but last time I tried to enter a casino wearing a Welsh football top I was refused entry due to being drunk (which I am fairly sure I wasn"t). Further inspection of the facts seem to reveal that said Welsh top may have been the cause of me not being allowed on the premise.

With this in mind I am concerned that the team will not be allowed to compete in the said colours, and I believe it may be a cunning plan to prevent Wales winning the event, can you help me with what to do here as I seem to be in a bit of a pickle.

Many thanks

Red, Green and Glory
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Paulie_D on November 28, 2012, 14:42:46 PM
Dear Red, Green and Glory,

I have spoken to the casino management and it appears that any such offending clothing will only be made available to your upon entering the casino on the first occasion.

Clearly, the casino cannot restrict your entry on the grounds of something you MIGHT wear although being Welsh it"s quite likely that you will be wearing something objectionable anyway.

Just don"t sneak outside for a break, though.

Yours,

John.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: SirPercival on November 28, 2012, 16:22:01 PM
Dear John,

I have been a regular reader of your blog for some time and wanted to thank you for what I consider an interesting and informative read.

I am concerned however that recently your standard of reply has dropped significantly. Please reassure me that you haven"t delegated the task of replying to your readers to some administrator. It would be such a shame if your recent fame and fortune has made you lose sight of those who look up to you.

Yours,

A fan.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 29, 2012, 08:05:20 AM

Dear John,

I have been a regular reader of your blog for some time and wanted to thank you for what I consider an interesting and informative read.

I am concerned however that recently your standard of reply has dropped significantly. Please reassure me that you haven"t delegated the task of replying to your readers to some administrator. It would be such a shame if your recent fame and fortune has made you lose sight of those who look up to you.

Yours,

A fan.


Dear A

Delegation and outsourcing are part of the modern environment and there is very little we can (or should) do to slow their continued expansion. When you place a contract, the actual work is rarely undertaken by the principal you place it with. This is not the first time that a question on this thread has been answered by someone else and I am happy for this to continue. There are still some unanswered questions if you go back a couple of pages. Why not pick one and answer it yourself?

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on November 30, 2012, 17:35:50 PM
Dear John,

Can you hurry up please, we all want to Play Omaha now.

Many thanks,

The rest of us

X
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 19, 2012, 20:53:31 PM
I had Quads and a Straight Flush in the same hand!

Flop quads, and then it improves. Pity no-one else could catch up. By the end it looked like someone must have filled something.

PokerStars Zoom Hand #91009892704:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2012/12/19 20:38:48 WET [2012/12/19 15:38:48 ET]
Table "Thyestes" 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: MintTrav ($27.15 in chips)
Seat 2: masking1 ($18.02 in chips)
Seat 3: tsiripilas ($10.53 in chips)
Seat 4: p.s.newreg ($74.73 in chips)
Seat 5: Pokerfrat402 ($44.49 in chips)
Seat 6: I IS BETTER ($64.05 in chips)
masking1: posts small blind $0.10
tsiripilas: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MintTrav [ 10c Qs 9s 10d]
p.s.newreg: folds
Pokerfrat402: folds
I IS BETTER: folds
MintTrav: raises $0.50 to $0.75
masking1: calls $0.65
tsiripilas: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [10h 10s 6c]
masking1: checks
tsiripilas: checks
MintTrav: checks
*** TURN *** [10h 10s 6c] [Js]
masking1: checks
tsiripilas: bets $0.75
MintTrav: calls $0.75
masking1: calls $0.75
*** RIVER *** [10h 10s 6c Js] [Ks]
masking1: checks
tsiripilas: checks
MintTrav: bets $1.25
masking1: folds
tsiripilas: folds
Uncalled bet ($1.25) returned to MintTrav
MintTrav collected $4.30 from pot
MintTrav: doesn"t show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.50 | Rake $0.20
Board [10h 10s 6c Js Ks]
Seat 1: MintTrav (button) collected ($4.30)
Seat 2: masking1 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: tsiripilas (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: p.s.newreg folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 5: Pokerfrat402 folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 6: I IS BETTER folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on December 20, 2012, 00:07:55 AM
Betting the flop there.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 20, 2012, 19:41:37 PM

Betting the flop there.


Yeah, I know. Such a dry flop though. They may think I"ve probably missed, though they have probably missed too. I would like to bet there, but I was thinking that, in Zoom, they"ll just move on and not try to outplay me.

I could reraise the Turn and may have got a call, but I judged his bet as a stab for the pot with nothing, so I thought I"d let him have another try.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 21, 2012, 01:03:03 AM

Dear John,

Can you hurry up please, we all want to Play Omaha now.

Many thanks,

The rest of us

X


Dear Stuart

We have now completed our Heads-Up game, so you can continue.

I"m not sure why you"re concerned - if you win a medal you"ll probably lose it anyway!

John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 11, 2013, 02:44:51 AM
Tonight was the first chance I"ve had to see the Grosvenor in Gunwharf since it"s been refurbished and turned into a G. There is now a separate poker room with 10 ten-handed tables. However, there is a lot of space on the gaming floor and in the new show-bar, which they are intending to use for bigger tournaments. They have got a GUKPT this year, which I"ll definitely be playing (APAT please avoid the first weekend in June).

In tonight"s tournament, my play was pretty mediocre. Finished 5/66, not by adventurous play or even by sucking out good, but just by plain old waiting for a good hand and then doubling up with it. I haven"t tried that method for ages; maybe it"s time to resurrect it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 13, 2013, 20:11:23 PM
I"ve been having a strange time online recently. I haven"t played any significant tournaments, just whatever I fancied as diversion at the time. They have all been $2-$3 Stud/Razz/Badugi 20-60 runner type things (mostly 20-30 runners) - just the sort of thing I usually cash in for fun and win quite often. The thing is - in the last dozen, I haven"t won any and I haven"t even cashed in any. I have never experienced a run like that in those games before. The only thing I have cashed in this year online was 3rd place in a 20 runner Omaha Hi-Lo.

Either I"ve got worse, they"ve got better or it"s just one of those things. Them getting better could mean an improvement in the abilities of the existing players or an influx of better ones. So far, I"m putting it down to it just being one of those things that happen from time to time. I"m still expecting a turnaround, but it is already very overdue.

[Live has been a different story. I cashed in a tournament on Thursday and last night I decided on a whim to go to Brighton for a change of scenery and play some cash there. So I popped over to the Brighton Grosvenor, played £1-£2 NLHE for a few hours and finished £380 up due to a combination of a soft table to start with, the tougher players who joined trying to bluff on various rivers and getting lots of good hands. TBH it was largely due to getting lots of good hands. Of course, it was just one night, but I think I"ll have to go back soon to see if it was random or whether it is a worthwhile trip to make from time to time.]

But the Stars Stud-type games are usually my most reliable consistent go-to. If that is gone I"ll need to rethink what I do. I"m sure(ish) it"ll come back, but I thought that after missing in 4 or 5 tournaments. At what point do I accept that something has changed? When I miss in 20 tournaments? 30? I"m not concerned yet, but we"ll see what happens.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 13, 2013, 20:41:56 PM
I see that the list of cities that have applied to host the World Gay Games [Gay Games X] in 2018 has been published. It is a list of many of the great cities of the world, including London. Boris Johnson and David Cameron have backed the London bid and are offering many of the Olympic facilities. As usual, Paris is in the running, along with Sao Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. It has recently been held in Sydney, Germany and various US cities, so they are not in contention this time.

There is one city in the list which seems a little surprising, to say the least. Competing with these great cities is Limerick. Limerick! Not even Dublin, which would be a stretch, but fecking Limerick. How ridiculous is that? From what I know of Limerick, it is pretty much a dump and has one of the highest crime rates in Ireland. My knowledge is 20 years out of date, so things may have changed, but I doubt it.

The full list of cities bidding to host Gay Games X:

Amsterdam
Limerick
London
Orlando
Paris
Rio de Janeiro
Sao Paulo
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on January 13, 2013, 20:48:10 PM

From what I know of Limerick, it is pretty much a dump and has one of the highest crime rates in Ireland. My knowledge is 20 years out of date, so things may have changed, but I doubt it.


It was, has been, and still is a dump, some things never change......
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 16, 2013, 00:46:45 AM
Whee - chopped the Shuffles tournament HU tonight.

Boo - now 15 Stud-type tournaments on Stars without a cash.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on January 16, 2013, 02:34:26 AM

Whee - chopped the Shuffles tournament HU tonight.

Boo - now 15 Stud-type tournaments on Stars without a cash.


Variance; stick with it
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 19, 2013, 19:53:11 PM
So my younger daughter Rachel has arrived in England for a gap year. She was going to spend it as a Jilleroo, which is like a Jackeroo, which is basically a kind of cowboy, but instead she chose to come to England to work at a boarding school helping with younger children, the same as Rosie did. First reaction - "I can"t believe how cold it is". That was before temperatures went down this week. To rub it in, yesterday was Sydney"s hottest day ever.

Rachel - age 18, going on 11:

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VTn4IiCj0-I/UPrbnpXkTgI/AAAAAAAAAAo/CP6iVPf-j2E/s720/5.%2520brentwood.JPG)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Swinebag on January 20, 2013, 23:36:01 PM
I think Brentwood was where Frank Lampard went to school.

Great for you to have her over for a while John.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 22, 2013, 16:00:42 PM


Boo - now 15 Stud-type tournaments on Stars without a cash.


Variance; stick with it


Yeah, it seems you were right. I went 18 games without cashing, then very min cashed 6/45, then 3 more blanks. That was horrible. I didn"t really think that everything could have changed so dramatically, but when you have made 1 cash in 22 at your best games, you start to wonder.

Now suddenly it has all come back with a vengeance and at exactly the right time. From an exceptional number of misses straight to a ridiculous number of bullseyes - poker is pretty daft. I have been playing the satellites for the TCOOP Stud, Stud Hi-Lo & Razz in the last couple of days, and have been smashing them. Not just crawling over the line, but finishing 1st by a distance from 50-60 runners several times. Picked up 6 seats so far, so a few T$ up irrespective. These are only small-stakes $3 & $5 games with $27 seats for the winners, but it is good to turn that corner.

The main tournaments are on the next three nights and I am looking forward to them now. Obviously you can sink in any event but, on average, I should have reasonable hopes of going deep in one of the three.

(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FtFfykjoSq7v_Db4O2Ohg-vwUkRv8eYFSjlVcoCJPLk/pubimage?id=1FtFfykjoSq7v_Db4O2Ohg-vwUkRv8eYFSjlVcoCJPLk&image_id=1mpUXomFFeIZswW_8OwKZ7vaT6TlxPh34)(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FtFfykjoSq7v_Db4O2Ohg-vwUkRv8eYFSjlVcoCJPLk/pubimage?id=1FtFfykjoSq7v_Db4O2Ohg-vwUkRv8eYFSjlVcoCJPLk&image_id=1NXOX0TosL8oSateGVeOAWpp3NbQp63C7)(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FtFfykjoSq7v_Db4O2Ohg-vwUkRv8eYFSjlVcoCJPLk/pubimage?id=1FtFfykjoSq7v_Db4O2Ohg-vwUkRv8eYFSjlVcoCJPLk&image_id=1TdSspVBuMn4RSWgt3EBmoax4UeBCboZA)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 22, 2013, 22:28:56 PM
Won a huge 3-way pot in the Stud. 34/1014 from 2407.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 22, 2013, 23:26:14 PM
17/140
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Waz1892 on January 22, 2013, 23:27:55 PM
Dear John,

Take it down!  Good luck.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 22, 2013, 23:41:34 PM
Had a disaster with QQ22 against rolled-up JJJ for most of my stack. Not much left.
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Post by: MintTrav on January 22, 2013, 23:57:30 PM
3rd break - 31 left and guess who is propping up the field. At least it will be over soon.
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Post by: MintTrav on January 23, 2013, 00:30:12 AM
That"s it, the show is over. Out in 29th for $209.82, so can"t complain.

Should have folded that big hand. He only had one J showing and nothing else looked likely, so I was hoping he had J-high 2P, but should have heeded the warning signs.
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Post by: MintTrav on January 23, 2013, 14:49:51 PM
Thought I"d share a funny(ish) story about my mother. She tends to fall quite a lot these days and often can"t get up again without help. Though there are family and various state agencies that are in and out of the house several times a day, at night she is often on her own and has spent a few nights on the floor. I came back to the house one afternoon when I was home at Christmas and could see her on the floor through the window, but I had forgotten to take my key, so had to get one from one of the neighbours.

That"s not the funny bit.

Every Tuesday, a minibus takes her and her like to a local shopping centre and the poor driver sets them free for an hour or two. She has a walking thing with wheels and a seat, so she gets around at her own pace. Anyway, one day recently, she fell in the shopping centre. Some people came to help her up, but the security staff said that she had to stay on the floor til she had been examined by their medical people. She objected to this but was told she had to stay put. One of the original helpers was someone she knew as he ran a small shop that she often visited and she told him that she was embarrassed because people kept coming over to have a look and then going off again. So, he said that he would lie on the floor beside her and the two of them lay there for about 15 minutes while the centre staff did their thing.

That was the funny bit. The pathos is coming.

She still hadn"t done her shopping, so the Head of Security went round the supermarket with her and picked up what she wanted. There may have been a bit of CYA in his & his staff"s actions or they may have genuinely been concerned; probably both I would imagine. She was impressed anyway and sent thank-you cards to the two guys. When she went back the following Tuesday, she went to see them and say thanks again. The Head of Security had the card on display on a board and said it was the first one he had received in 20 years doing security. Then she went to the shop of the guy who lay on the floor and.........it was closed - he had gone out of business in the intervening week.

I don"t know what the moral of the story is. That"s life.
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Post by: Fatcatstu on January 28, 2013, 14:36:28 PM
Dear John,

Heard what happened, hope you are ok mate.

How"s the head?

Yours,

Concerned in Stockton

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Post by: MintTrav on February 02, 2013, 01:27:45 AM

Dear John,

Heard what happened, hope you are ok mate.

How"s the head?

Yours,

Concerned in Stockton

X


Dear Concerned

Thank you for your enquiry, which I have just seen.

The head has been alright, all things considered. There has been no pain at all, which I might have found worrying if a bit of brain hadn"t fallen out at the time. I"ll post something about it when I get around to it.

Now what did I come in here for?


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Post by: MintTrav on February 07, 2013, 00:04:29 AM
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Post by: ck1888 on February 07, 2013, 01:14:16 AM
Not like you to run bad John. Unlucky mate
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Post by: MintTrav on February 09, 2013, 04:27:07 AM
My online game selection skills are as bad as ever. I just see a couple of games that are starting and decide to play. I will often hop into a Stud or Razz game or two to wind down before bed. An hour and a half later, they have finished and everything is fine. Sometimes, though, I feck it up big-time by not paying enough attention to what I"m joining. I used to sometimes join $1 NLHE games on Stars that had a thousand players and cash out a long time later in 15th place for $10. The big problem with those games is that they pay a huge portion of the field, a lot of cashers getting twice their buy-in or less. The first 3-4 places get a decent amount, but all the ones from 4th to 20/30th get squeezed. I have avoided those for a long time but about 10pm tonight I registered for a Badugi game that was starting soon and noticed a $1 Omaha Hi/Lo already running with late registration, so I joined it for a bit of diversion while I was waiting for the Badugi, without noticing it was a mass-entry game. I was soon regretting having joined. 6 hours later, the Badugi is long finished and I have just busted the Hi/Lo in 6th for $32 and feel pretty dumb for getting involved. I hate these games and their payout structure.
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Post by: MintTrav on February 20, 2013, 23:16:14 PM
What is the point of red sweets?

I like yellow sweets very much. Also orange. And green. Even purple. Or black. Green and yellow are my favourites though.

But red or pink can GTFO. I don"t know why they make them. And sometimes they make a lot of them. Tonight, for example, I found that a good half of my bag of jelly babies were flippin red or pink. WTF! Stupid things.

However, I am aware that there are many people who, for some unknown reason, like (even prefer) red and/or pink sweets. This is unfathomable to me, but I know it happens.

Some years ago, I used to have an arrangement with my wife"s sister"s husband, Harpreet, whereby I would keep all my red and black jelly babies for him and he would keep all his yellow, green and orange ones for me. Now he is my ex-wife"s sister"s ex-husband and I am not in contact with him. If anyone has seen a non-traditional Sikh walking around with a excess amount of jelly babies, please put him in touch.

In the meantime, would anyone be interested in entering into a sweet-swapping arrangement? You can have all of my red and pink sweets (and black if you want?) for any green, yellow or orange you have. I"m not just referring to jelly babies - l like most sweets (except toffees obv).
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Post by: Quasar on February 21, 2013, 18:23:11 PM



Red and black ones are my favourites, along with orange. I always leave the yellow and green ones and usually they get thrown away!

You have terrible taste in sweets  ;D
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Post by: MintTrav on March 03, 2013, 10:21:46 AM
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Post by: Chipaccrual on March 03, 2013, 10:30:38 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Laxie on March 03, 2013, 10:37:05 AM
Well done!  You"re Mom will be delighted.   :D
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Post by: Curlarge on March 03, 2013, 11:02:49 AM




Red and black ones are my favourites, along with orange. I always leave the yellow and green ones and usually they get thrown away!

You have terrible taste in sweets  ;D


Why don"t you and John just buy a bag each and eat the ones you like and then post the ones that are left to each other. Simplez!!!!
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Post by: MintTrav on March 25, 2013, 11:38:55 AM
There is no-one available today in the Commercial Department of the company I"m working in at the moment because they"re all on ............... wait for it ..................... a Twitter course! Jeez!
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Post by: MintTrav on April 07, 2013, 21:30:24 PM
I"m developing an unwanted tradition of just missing final tables. In the last nine months, I have played four non-APAT tournaments outside Portsmouth and have made the last two tables in all of them and the final table in none.

888 Superstack - Mint - 11th

PokerPlayer Magazine - Vic - 11th

LPPL Nationals - Southport - 16th

And this weekend, Sussex Masters - Rendezvous - guess what - 11th

I don"t think I am ever going to make a final table again.

At least this one was different. In the first two, I had a big stack with 11 left and was nailed on to final, but was playing to win. In both I called an all-in from a smaller stack with AK and lost (to J7 and AT) and then went out when I shoved the next hand. This time I was the short-stack from more than twenty players out and just grinded into the cash and then laddered up some spots. It"s nice to have a change.
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Post by: MintTrav on April 12, 2013, 11:16:45 AM
It"s not safe working in offices these days.

An electrician has fallen through the ceiling of the company where I"m currently working.

Twice!

In two days!

Yesterday, he came down through the ceiling in the Computer Room.

This morning, he landed in the HR Dept.

I"m thinking of taking the afternoon off.

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Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 12, 2013, 12:44:55 PM
Sounds like an awesome opportunity to buy 3 or 4 of those kiddie trampolines and strategically place them around the office whilst taking prop bets to see which one he may land on next :D

Your office sounds fun  :P
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Post by: PHIL_TC on April 12, 2013, 13:19:39 PM
Must remind you of your favourite song John

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E[/youtube]

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Post by: MintTrav on April 12, 2013, 21:51:41 PM

Must remind you of your favourite song John

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E[/youtube]




It sure is a great song.
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Post by: MintTrav on April 19, 2013, 08:41:26 AM
My brother is on the telly tonight. He is in a programme called The Ice Cream Girls, playing the key role of Policeman Nearest the Blue Railings at the Beach, which has been described by some (mainly in my family) as the pivotal role in the programme.
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Post by: AJDUK on April 19, 2013, 18:00:19 PM

Sounds like an awesome opportunity to buy 3 or 4 of those kiddie trampolines and strategically place them around the office whilst taking prop bets to see which one he may land on next :D


Which is presumably what they do in every office you work in Michelle  ;D
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Post by: MintTrav on April 20, 2013, 11:04:03 AM
The reviews are in:

"The policeman nearest the railings stole the show" - The Guardian

"All in all, pretty slow going, only saved by the performance of the policeman nearest the railings" - Time Out

"A star was born last night on ITV. Three seconds of bliss made up for the lost hour watching the rest of this programme. Where next for the policeman nearest the railings?" - The Times

"That black girl definitely had the F-Factor. And the older one wasn"t too shabby either" - The Sun

"The best acting was by Bray, Co. Wicklow, playing the role of Brighton" - Bray News


(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-_bB1982AVJQ/UXJbAPA6eLI/AAAAAAAAABs/XSwxaPqVIas/s128/Declan.jpg)
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Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 20, 2013, 12:45:52 PM


Sounds like an awesome opportunity to buy 3 or 4 of those kiddie trampolines and strategically place them around the office whilst taking prop bets to see which one he may land on next :D


Which is presumably what they do in every office you work in Michelle  ;D


Granted, not every office ... but my latest one we did have rocking loungers "musical chairs/lounge", play elastic band wars, office cricket (gets quite dangerous that one) office golf (again, can be quite dangerous, especially when I"m filming it ... but worringly we have about 4 chainsaws lying around at the moment so hoping the Marble Arch Chainsaw Masacre isn"t about to happen ;-)
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Post by: MintTrav on May 25, 2013, 12:19:46 PM
Been having fun in the SCOOP this week. Cashed in the Stud M and just missed the cash in the Stud Hi-Lo M and Razz M. Then went on a little run with three-in-a-row - 11/2192 in Razz L, 74/2780 in the 8-Game L and 20/3719 in PLO Hi-Lo L.
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Post by: fandango on May 25, 2013, 12:28:05 PM

Been having fun in the SCOOP this week. Cashed in the Stud M and just missed the cash in the Stud Hi-Lo M and Razz M. Then went on a little run with three-in-a-row - 11/2192 in Razz L, 74/2780 in the 8-Game L and 20/3719 in PLO Hi-Lo L.


Very impressive John!!!.. Bit greedy of you IMO as you never offered a staking request  :"(

Keep up the good work.
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Post by: MintTrav on June 07, 2013, 07:52:07 AM
I"m not that funny, it seems. Yesterday the MD of this place I"m currently passing through says he needs some statistics on the factory staff. So I say "Do you want details of the staff broken down by sex and age?". Stony silence - no-one laughed. Of the four people there, one of them didn"t get it until it was explained and the others just didn"t think it was funny. They were all accountants though, so I retold the scenario to a couple in Purchasing and they didn"t think it was funny either. Must be me.
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Post by: Swinebag on June 08, 2013, 00:42:24 AM

I"m not that funny, it seems. Yesterday the MD of this place I"m currently passing through says he needs some statistics on the factory staff. So I say "Do you want details of the staff broken down by sex and age?". Stony silence - no-one laughed. Of the four people there, one of them didn"t get it until it was explained and the others just didn"t think it was funny. They were all accountants though, so I retold the scenario to a couple in Purchasing and they didn"t think it was funny either. Must be me.


what did they want? I also don"t get, but then again I would have said what you said John and been deadly serious
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Post by: Pianissimo37 on June 08, 2013, 09:38:49 AM

I"m not that funny, it seems. Yesterday the MD of this place I"m currently passing through says he needs some statistics on the factory staff. So I say "Do you want details of the staff broken down by sex and age?". Stony silence - no-one laughed. Of the four people there, one of them didn"t get it until it was explained and the others just didn"t think it was funny. They were all accountants though, so I retold the scenario to a couple in Purchasing and they didn"t think it was funny either. Must be me.
Actually, I don"t get it either John.
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Post by: MintTrav on June 08, 2013, 11:52:25 AM
I thought horses sleep standing up. Yesterday, on my way to work, I saw a horse lying on its side in a field. Two others nearby were taking no notice of it. A mile along, I saw another one lying down, with one standing nearby. And then again, the same thing. I can"t recall ever seeing a horse lying down before, and then I see three within a few minutes. Unless there is a horse epidemic of some kind in the Chichester area, I assume it is something I just hadn"t noticed before.
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Post by: Curlarge on June 08, 2013, 20:14:28 PM

I thought horses sleep standing up. Yesterday, on my way to work, I saw a horse lying on its side in a field. Two others nearby were taking no notice of it. A mile along, I saw another one lying down, with one standing nearby. And then again, the same thing. I can"t recall ever seeing a horse lying down before, and then I see three within a few minutes. Unless there is a horse epidemic of some kind in the Chichester area, I assume it is something I just hadn"t noticed before.


Are you sure they weren"t London buses in disguise ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: AJDUK on June 08, 2013, 21:40:42 PM

I"m not that funny, it seems. Yesterday the MD of this place I"m currently passing through says he needs some statistics on the factory staff. So I say "Do you want details of the staff broken down by sex and age?". Stony silence - no-one laughed. Of the four people there, one of them didn"t get it until it was explained and the others just didn"t think it was funny. They were all accountants though, so I retold the scenario to a couple in Purchasing and they didn"t think it was funny either. Must be me.


err nope also don"t get it. doing my best to find something funny, perhaps the humour is in the delivery (which wasn"t funny either).
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Post by: Sugar_Free on June 08, 2013, 22:01:29 PM
Well I got it, and I would definitely be one of those broken down by age, more"s the pity
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Post by: duke3016 on June 08, 2013, 23:55:18 PM
If you would like to get into John"s head, then good luck - me I just laugh at the prose and hope I am laughing at the right thing...
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Post by: MintTrav on June 09, 2013, 20:29:52 PM


I thought horses sleep standing up. Yesterday, on my way to work, I saw a horse lying on its side in a field. Two others nearby were taking no notice of it. A mile along, I saw another one lying down, with one standing nearby. And then again, the same thing. I can"t recall ever seeing a horse lying down before, and then I see three within a few minutes. Unless there is a horse epidemic of some kind in the Chichester area, I assume it is something I just hadn"t noticed before.


Are you sure they weren"t London buses in disguise ;D ;D ;D


They could have been. The worldwide web says that horses lie down every day - you learn something all the time. But then, as Richard points out, so do London buses.
There is a logical mathematical reason why three buses arrive together, Richard. I think it"s cos the ones behind have to wait for the one in front to be straightened up. Something like that, anyway.

(http://www.rochestertrailriders.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/IMG_5344.jpg)    (http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/12/16/1260977837816/Clapham-bus-crash-001.jpg)
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Post by: MintTrav on June 12, 2013, 09:58:13 AM
So tempted to shoot over to Vegas at the weekend for next week"s Razz and Stud Hi/Lo...................
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Post by: SirPercival on June 12, 2013, 10:38:34 AM

So tempted to shoot over to Vegas at the weekend for next week"s Razz and Stud Hi/Lo...................


staking thread ftw
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Post by: Paulie_D on June 12, 2013, 10:53:14 AM

They could have been. The worldwide web says that horses lie down every day - you learn something all the time. But then, as Richard points out, so do London buses.


Hardly everyday....in fact, as I recall, it"s pretty hard to roll one of those bad boys. I think there is legal requirement of something like 28 degrees from vertical.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt_test_(vehicle_safety_test)

I"ve been trying to find an article / video of the testing but it"s proving elusive.
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Post by: MintTrav on June 12, 2013, 13:17:05 PM
A local radio station, Wave 105, is broadcast in the factory and we can hear it clearly in our office. They have quite a limited MOTR playlist which changes from time to time, a mixture of 80s and current easy listening, which is very pleasant most of the time. I"m quite content to work with Queen or Rihanna in the background. But they are driving me spare with what must be the worst song ever. Justin Timberlake has one out that is the most tuneless, awful, horrible, grating noise I have ever heard. And it has been on at least twice a day for the last month. I was just about to post this and the bloody thing has come on again.
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Post by: MintTrav on July 12, 2013, 11:28:19 AM
A lot of people were late for work here today. The Festival of Speed is on at Goodwood this weekend, starting yesterday, which means very long traffic delays on the carriageway by Chichester. Other entertainment events tend to start a bit later in the day, but not this one. According to the website "The action on the hillclimb commences at 08:45hrs on each day of the event. Gates open at 07:00hrs, which provides a great opportunity to look around the paddocks before the action begins. Car parks are free and open at 06:30hrs". No matter what time you leave for work or to go home, you will get caught in the traffic. There is no quiet window.

The programme shows that 8.45-9.30am today is "Land Speed Record, Pioneers, Pre-War, Classic Endurance Racers, World Sports 1953-68, 911", so I can see why people who are interested in cars get there early. I have no interest, and upset a guy I was working with a couple of years ago when I mentioned that I hadn"t bothered to use some free tickets I had come by.
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Post by: MintTrav on July 12, 2013, 13:21:06 PM
Red Arrows flying overhead for half an hour. What a waste of money. Abolish imo.
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Post by: mporter123 on July 12, 2013, 13:25:48 PM
I worked as a steward at the festival of speed a few years ago. Not really interested in cars either but a brilliant day out, although not a cheap one. A beautiful part of the world.
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Post by: MintTrav on July 20, 2013, 12:14:27 PM
Bee numbers are in decline and my company hasn"t helped. It employs bees to pollinate tomatoes, but as tomatoes have no nectar, the bees have to be fed. Unfortunately, no-one took the lid off the feed and the bees all died. A bit embarrassing. Tomatoes have been slow this year, due to poor light levels and dead bees.
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Post by: MintTrav on August 07, 2013, 07:20:34 AM
Played on Full Tilt last night for the first time. I joined up to have a go at the FTOPS Razz and ended up finishing 22nd. I found myself in 3rd place when there were 47 left and started having delusions of winning thousands, but then I lost two big hands and ended up with much less, but enough to cover shots at the Stud Hi and Hi/Lo.

I was expecting the FTOPS to be similar to the SCOOP but it wasn"t at all. Losing one big hand put me in serious trouble early on, whereas in SCOOP you can weather losses more easily. It was a bit fast for my liking, though it turned out not too bad in the end.

So now I have another site to play in addition to the 476 others I already had. It seems pretty weird compared to any other I"ve been on before - not sure if I like it.
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Post by: MintTrav on August 09, 2013, 00:46:50 AM
I played a Win-The-Button tournament for the first time at Gunwharf Grosvenor last night. Interesting format. I learned a few things, one being that if you fold your BB to a min raise from the Button, you have to put in another BB anyway, so making the call becomes more attractive.
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Post by: MintTrav on August 10, 2013, 12:53:00 PM
Incredible question at work yesterday:

"How did people communicate before there was email? Dd you use the phone all the time?"

This wasn"t from a 20-year-old with little life experience, but a 30-year-old accountant.

Obviously, I told her that we had a big bottle of ink and a quill, but WTF!
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Post by: MintTrav on September 11, 2013, 19:54:46 PM
I just got knocked out of a tournament. AA busted by 77. Whatever. Will I rebuy? Yeah, think I will........just need to click the button........Oh look, that"s Annette_15 on my left...........Where did she appear from?.............Maybe it"s not actually her - people sometimes use variations of well-known names............No, it"s not Annette-15 or something like that, Annette_15 is definitely the right format...........I"ll just hover over the name and see the location............Norway - that"s her all right............Right I"m definitely rebuying...........just click the button.............oh, too late.
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Post by: Swinebag on September 17, 2013, 00:01:58 AM

I just got knocked out of a tournament. AA busted by 77. Whatever. Will I rebuy? Yeah, think I will........just need to click the button........Oh look, that"s Annette_15 on my left...........Where did she appear from?.............Maybe it"s not actually her - people sometimes use variations of well-known names............No, it"s not Annette-15 or something like that, Annette_15 is definitely the right format...........I"ll just hover over the name and see the location............Norway - that"s her all right............Right I"m definitely rebuying...........just click the button.............oh, too late.


John Murray in "tanking" shocker  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: MintTrav on October 10, 2013, 02:08:10 AM
I had an apple bakewell cake today, a combination I had never come across before. It was very nice.
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Post by: MintTrav on October 16, 2013, 07:23:46 AM
Update on Gay Games X.

You may recall that I was surprised earlier in the year to learn that Limerick was mixing it with some of the world"s great cities in the competition to host the 2018 Gay Games.

The contenders were:

Amsterdam
Limerick
London
Orlando
Paris
Rio de Janeiro
Sao Paulo

It was announced last week that Paris has won. But the amazing thing is that Limerick made the shortlist. Somehow, it saw off most of the others and was in the final three-way run-off along with London and Paris. Of course, that was a two-horse race, but how did Limerick get that far? It is a small, unattractive, scruffy, dangerous, crime-ridden pit, nicknamed Stab City, though that is misleading, as gun crime is rampant in the gang wars there. I can"t believe it had the temerity to enter the contest at all, suggesting it has any place among the cities on that list, but I am gobsmacked that whatever nutters were judging this ranked it in the top three. I would rather hold an event in Kabul than consider holding it in Limerick.

(http://cdn2.independent.ie/irish-news/article29326874.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/NWS_20130607_ANA_021_27848796_I2.JPG)
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Post by: AMRN on October 16, 2013, 10:08:18 AM
Through the forum a beared man came
Who decided to achieve his aim
His name was John Murray
And he was in a hurry
To get to Limerick"s "18 Gay Games
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Post by: MintTrav on October 17, 2013, 12:09:43 PM
Thank you for your limerick, Steve. You have inspired me so much that I feel like having a limerick competition with myself. Anyone else who feels unfulfilled enough to join in is welcome to do so. Here is my first offering:

There once was a man lived at ChezGer
Who drank all he could for a wager
The young bucks were confused
They thought he would lose
But they couldn't outdrink the old stager
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Post by: duke3016 on October 17, 2013, 14:36:10 PM
 ;D
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Post by: pables on October 17, 2013, 19:50:30 PM
I once sat opposite John Murray
At a table in Luton, not Surrey
He asked after my health
Then stifled my wealth
By calling my bluff in a hurry

sigh
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Post by: Quasar on October 17, 2013, 19:56:59 PM

ooooh I like this thread, so I"ll join in  ;D


There once was a nice man called Leigh
Who had an accounting degree
He loved to play poker
His results weren"t mediocre
He"s such a good player you see
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Post by: MintTrav on October 17, 2013, 20:51:04 PM
Ingenious rhyming of poker and mediocre, Deb.
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Post by: MintTrav on October 18, 2013, 07:42:18 AM
There was a young fellow called Duffy
Whose forum was terribly scruffy
He called in TC
Who approached it with glee
But found it a hell of a toughie

Don Roberts, a good friend of ours
Believed that he had superpowers
He took on more than he oughter
Tried to walk on the water
And found a new way to have showers

There was a young fellow called Waz
Whose name should be rhymed with Nicoise
People pronounced it Wazz
Woss, Waws, Woz, Wax and Wass
So Waz became Roz, just because.
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Post by: MintTrav on October 18, 2013, 12:56:25 PM
The limerick competition will finish at midnight tonight. Any received after that time will not be eligible.

There is still time to get your entries in!
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Post by: Chipaccrual on October 18, 2013, 13:28:56 PM
John Murray is a poker player with skill,
He wins hands with his bluffing and will,
But he gets angry and loud,
When pestered by the crowd,
Because they all confuse him with Damon Hilll.
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Post by: Chipaccrual on October 18, 2013, 13:32:57 PM
Andrew Duncan has a poker playing wife,
In their house poker strategy is rife,
He taught her to play with no fuss,
Which was a benefit to us,
As they are both now APATers for life.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on October 18, 2013, 16:09:10 PM
There once was a man called Steve
Who"s hair had decided to leave
He played BCPC,
but found it to easy
So now plays APAT you see
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Chipaccrual on October 18, 2013, 16:35:08 PM

There once was a man called Steve
Who"s hair had decided to leave
He played BCPC,
Who donated their hair for a fee,
He now has a lovely new weave.


FYP   :D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on October 18, 2013, 17:12:15 PM
There was a fat cat called Stu
Who like me is a world champ too
In his moment of glee
At DeeTeeDee
He publicly went for a poo
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 18, 2013, 19:26:59 PM
I met Carl who was out for a roll
He said things were out of control
His trophy cabinet was full
Even after a lull
It"s a nice problem to have, on the whole
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Sugar_Free on October 18, 2013, 19:28:34 PM
There was an APATer named Curly
Who at first glance seemed quite burly
But if you saw him walk
Or if he starts to talk
You"d find that he"s really quite girly
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 19, 2013, 13:49:56 PM
I haven"t quite worked out Debjani
I know that she isn"t Omani
She isn"t Afghan
From Iraq or Iran
And I"m certain she"s not Pakistani
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: LombBomb on October 19, 2013, 14:23:42 PM
I know it"s beyond the closing time but I"m bored at work so though I would add this offering;


An APAT player called Grant
Decided at DTD to have a rant
A pint of Bailey"s he asked for
The barman said no more
Can he get served anywhere?  No he can"t.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 20, 2013, 21:16:46 PM
Thank you to everyone who entered the limerick competition. The standard of entries was very high and I had a hard job deciding a winner. Unfortunately, two entries were received after the competition had closed and were ruled ineligible. The winner of the competition is the smexy Debbie Kimm, for rhyming poker with mediocre. In second place is me, for rhyming ChezGer with wager. Debbie"s prize, appropriately, is a weekend in the beautiful and historic city of Limerick.

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Founded by Vikings and resting on the mouth of the River Shannon, Limerick is known as one of the most welcoming places in Ireland. It has been the scene of many pivotal moments in Irish history, one notable incident being the declaration of the self-ruling Limerick Soviet, which issued its own currency and ruled Limerick from 15 April 1919 right up until 27 April 1919.

(http://www.limericksoviet.com/Photos/001_group.JPG)

The members of the Limerick Soviet - a fine-looking body of men


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Your visit includes a trip to the extraordinary Cliffs of Moher in nearby County Clare, ranked the most dramatic cliffs in the world by this website: http://www.touropia.com/most-dramatic-sea-cliffs-in-the-world/. You cannot conceive just how high these cliffs are until you see them in person.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWIHDcPVsMwwpIA1Mm4lj3k0ApnAfONk60eKoZbTHRJaidiqxSYw)


Limerick is the birthplace of many famous people, including Richard Harris, Terry Wogan, that one from The Cranberries and probably some others. The climate is Temperate Oceanic or, in other words, it rains all the time. I recommend that you visit the Hunt Museum, which holds a Picasso, a da Vinci statue and a 9th Century Cross. All this is just fifteen minutes from Shannon Airport. You can probably get quite a good deal if you book in advance. Let us know how you get on.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on October 20, 2013, 22:09:26 PM

Debbie"s prize, appropriately, is a weekend in the beautiful and historic city of Limerick.


Is second prize a whole week ?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Quasar on October 22, 2013, 18:12:38 PM


I"ve only just seen this - haha thanks John. I never win anything, least of all poker tournaments so I"ll settle for a limerick comp win.

I"m sure I"d love Limerick if I ever go there  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



PS can I have some red and  black jelly babies as part of my prize too please x
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 22, 2013, 20:55:30 PM

Unfortunately, two entries were received after the competition had closed and were ruled ineligible.


I"ve just seen this too. What do you mean "two entries were received after the competition closed and were ruled ineligible"? You"re talking about the ones from Phil and myself which, admittedly, were sent after your so-called "deadline", but only by a few hours and were sent a full day and a half before you declared a winner. Who do you think you are with your deadlines, Dermot O"Leary? You didn"t get that many entries for your little competition - I think you should be grateful for the ones you did get, rather than excluding them arbitrarily and offending people who have taken the time to stroke your ego. IMO you only ran this competition for your own self-aggrandisement and you only picked Debbie as the winner cos you fancy her. Her entry wasn"t that good anyway. And WTF is "smexy"?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 23, 2013, 07:49:54 AM


Unfortunately, two entries were received after the competition had closed and were ruled ineligible.


I"ve just seen this too. What do you mean "two entries were received after the competition closed and were ruled ineligible"? You"re talking about the ones from Phil and myself which, admittedly, were sent after your so-called "deadline", but only by a few hours and were sent a full day and a half before you declared a winner. Who do you think you are with your deadlines, Dermot O"Leary? You didn"t get that many entries for your little competition - I think you should be grateful for the ones you did get, rather than excluding them arbitrarily and offending people who have taken the time to stroke your ego. IMO you only ran this competition for your own self-aggrandisement and you only picked Debbie as the winner cos you fancy her. Her entry wasn"t that good anyway. And WTF is "smexy"?



Don"t worry about it - you wouldn"t have won anyway even if your effort had been allowed. It was borderline racist (maybe the wrong side of the line) and not at all suitable for a family forum. I was tempted to allow it in just so I could disqualify it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 24, 2013, 00:40:01 AM
For the record, just in case people think I"m even more of a barbarian than I actually am, the Debjani limerick was cleared with her and Andy before posting.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on October 24, 2013, 08:19:10 AM

For the record, just in case people think I"m even more of a barbarian than I actually am, the Debjani limerick was cleared with her and Andy before posting.


Perish the thought  ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AJDUK on October 24, 2013, 12:03:34 PM
That bang on the head was clearly more serious than we first thought.......
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Quasar on October 24, 2013, 12:29:32 PM


You do make me laugh John - you"re bonkers  ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 10, 2013, 09:22:37 AM
I finished a contract on Friday. It was along the coast near Chichester and I went there by train. I love travelling by train, but there are so many people using them who take the pleasure away. I won"t miss those.

The ones I hate the most are those who:

- listen to music on the train. A lot of people do this. Is it possible that they are not aware that the noise escapes?
- talk on their phone.
- put their feet on seats. There is an epidemic of this going on.
- stand on the platform in front of the doors instead of to one side.
- take dogs on the train. This one doesn"t happen much, especially in rush-hour, but it"s objectionable when it does.

I still like the train for its comfort, safety and lack of stress. I just wish there weren"t other people on them.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 10, 2013, 13:10:54 PM
Before I left, I got to taste two amazing herbs last week.

The first was Lemon Verbena, which smells really strongly of lemon - just as strong as lemon meringue or lemon sherbet sweets.

(http://giapo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120522-1838091.jpg)


The second was more amazing - Stevia. When you bite the leaf, it tastes just like sugar. It"s not just a bit similar to sugar or off-sugar like some sweetener - chewing a leaf tastes identical to eating a sugar cube.

(http://us.cdn4.123rf.com/168nwm/verastuchelova/verastuchelova1207/verastuchelova120700011/14554730-still-life-with-stevia-rebaudiana.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 13, 2013, 00:19:33 AM
Along with their usual cash NLHE and 2/3/4, Gunwharf has recently started doing cash Stud. Apparently they are filling a table twice a week on Wed and Sat - £1 ante, £1 bring-in, half-pot limit after that.

I"m very happy.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on November 16, 2013, 07:41:19 AM

Along with their usual cash NLHE and 2/3/4, Gunwharf has recently started doing cash Stud. Apparently they are filling a table twice a week on Wed and Sat - £1 ante, £1 bring-in, half-pot limit after that.

I"m very happy.
Wow John. That interests me. I would probably have a go at that after Christmas.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 22, 2013, 00:52:18 AM
Currently in Melbourne, where the big news is the spying scandal. Australia has been hacking the phones of the President, his wife, the Veep and half the government of its ally Indonesia, which is not pleased.

In other news, WA has passed a new law requiring Muslim women to remove a burqa or niqab to prove their identity to police, after a prosecution was unable to prove that a woman who had signed a police statement was the same woman who was in court. After consulting with Muslims and Sikhs, the requirement to remove headwear was changed to face covering only, which seems a sensible outcome.

Quite pleased that I managed to keep packing down to hand luggage.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 04, 2013, 04:28:51 AM
I flew to Australia with Royal Brunei, which was very pleasant. I booked it on price, but checked the leg-room first, both to find out the leg-room and as an indicator for other aspects of the flight, and 33" is pretty good. One thing I hadn"t realized, though, is that it is a Muslim airline. We had a nice prayer before take-off, translated into English and two kinds of foreign on the screen, though it went on for about five minutes, which was a bit long. A nice touch is that the information screen always includes the distance and direction of Mecca, so you can keep your own prayers on track, if you so need. The biggest impact, though, which came as a surprise to many passengers, is that there is no alcohol served on its flights, which is why there will never be an APAT event in Brunei. Otherwise, the in-flight service was good. A bit disconcerting, though, to be told each time you land that the penalty for bringing in drugs is death.

There was an Orthodox Jew in full regalia on the flight from Melbourne to Brunei. I don"t know whether he didn"t know the set-up when he booked or didn"t mind. I didn"t need to run into any trouble en-route but, luckily, there were no incidents, though I never did see him again after take-off.

I made the mistake of stopping off in Brunei on the way back. If you fly with them in the future, don"t do this. There is nothing there. The capital, Bandar Seri Begawan, is about the size of Banbury and you can walk around it in twenty minutes, unless you stop at the department store. In fairness, there is more out-of-town shopping than in the centre, but nothing interesting. I first realized my mistake at Heathrow, when I was chatting with some Bruneians and asked what there was to do. They said I could visit the Sultan"s place or the rain-forest. Anything else? Not really. You could go to Malaysia. What can you do there? Er, you can visit the rain-forest........
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 04, 2013, 04:47:49 AM
I don"t get to see many movies, but I usually enjoy them on a flight. There were some bad ones on these flights, though. One was The Internship. If you haven"t been to see this, don"t. It is simply the worst film I have seen for years. I also started watching Ocean"s Thirteen. I hadn"t seen any of this series and was expecting it to be entertaining, but it wasn"t. I stuck it out for half an hour but with over an hour and a half still to get through, I couldn"t bear it any longer and switched it off. I did enjoy Chronicle a lot, though,
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 05, 2013, 07:04:15 AM
I popped into The Crown Casino in Melbourne a couple of times last week. It is something else - gaming tables and machines as far as you can see. Apparently there are 500 tables and 2500 machines, though I can"t verify that. Also, there are lots of bars, restaurants, cinemas and nightclubs and a fast-food court. Three hotels, totaling 1600 rooms. The casino gets almost 50,000 visitors a day and is the largest private employer in the State. Lots of pretty girls around (plus transsexuals in a couple of the bars, if that"s your thing). And the poker wasn"t very tough. What more could you want? The only negative was that they don"t serve food at the poker tables. They do serve drinks, though, which the waitress puts straight onto the poker table.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 11, 2013, 05:41:22 AM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 11, 2013, 05:47:05 AM
Slovakia:

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Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 11, 2013, 09:52:38 AM
As I woke up a minute ago, I realized that we"ve started already. And it"s on me, pre-flop. Am I going to play this hand? I guess I should do with a wide range this early. What hand have I got? Mmmm, it"s quite warm and comfy playing poker while lying in bed. Hang on a minute - they"re not likely to be playing in my bedroom.......
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: DodgyEnd (Tom APAT.be) on December 11, 2013, 10:21:12 AM
Hey John, it was great finally meeting you... We hope to be there for the WCOAP as well!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 11, 2013, 15:32:14 PM
Playing the Grand Live, but it"s horrendous so far. I have won two hands in four hours. Missing everything. 16k left from 20k starting.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Paulie_D on December 11, 2013, 15:36:07 PM
Plenty of grinding room in there John.

TID.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 11, 2013, 18:56:42 PM
Dinner break. It has been one of my worst tournaments ever. I usually only get runs like this in the WCOAP ME. In six hours of play (hourly levels), I won one hand in Level 2, one in Level 4 and one in Level 6. I also nicked the blinds without resistance twice in L6. That"s it.

I played really tight for the first couple of levels. That wasn"t hard, as I was on a very aggressive table with lots of 3-betting and so on and I was getting 93, 94, T2, etc all the time. Moved table to an easier one and played a few hands with small pairs, Q8 suited, 78 suited, KT and the like. Whatever I have had, the Flop has been the opposite. Down to 6k now and the BB will be 500 after the break, so something has to give soon.

At least I have had the opportunity to play a larger buy-in tournament, which I have been wanting to do for a while. The frustrating thing is that the standard of play isn"t all that. I have seen large bets on the River when there was a gutshot and three of one suit on the board. Each time, they have been called and an overpair has been shown, which has won. Top pair was shown by the caller on two occasions and, the other time, they mucked, but I assume they had something like that. The bet would never have been called in APAT (or LPPL), but it probably wouldn"t have been made in the first place. These guys won"t fold, so I need to hit a hand.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 25, 2013, 10:21:02 AM
So Channel 4"s Alternative Christmas Message is to be done by Edward Snowden.

They should be ashamed.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 26, 2013, 00:05:33 AM
Christmas with the family is great. I only see them a few times a year.

But how to convince people, who aren"t interested, that cutlery should go into the dishwasher handle up?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Matt D on December 26, 2013, 12:15:06 PM

So Channel 4"s Alternative Christmas Message is to be done by Edward Snowden.

They should be ashamed.


Why do you think that?...
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 27, 2013, 17:58:04 PM


So Channel 4"s Alternative Christmas Message is to be done by Edward Snowden.

They should be ashamed.


Why do you think that?...


Because he has made the world more dangerous. He has made the position of the US and other Western governments much more difficult. Should governments have information that the public is not privy to, or should the public know everything that the government does?  I think that the latter is not desirable. How difficult does it make future negotiations with allies if they know everything that the US really thinks about them, for example? Releasing classified information to the public is more than just irresponsible; it is downright criminal and traitorous imo.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 10, 2014, 09:20:15 AM
So Serena won the Australian Open at a stroll this week. Looking in good enough form to win them all this year. That"s my girl!

(http://doartenis.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/serena-williams-sedinta-foto-trofeu-brisbane-3.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: TheSnapper on January 10, 2014, 13:41:20 PM

So Serena won the Australian Open at a stroll this week. Looking in good enough form to win them all this year. That"s my girl!

(http://doartenis.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/serena-williams-sedinta-foto-trofeu-brisbane-3.jpg)



I thought Shakira was your girl?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: PHIL_TC on January 10, 2014, 13:49:42 PM
That"s a girl??  :-\ x
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on January 10, 2014, 18:13:30 PM

That"s a girl??  :-\ x


I BELIEVE the Ger had a.... Romantic liaison with someone who looked somewhat similar in Lloret De Mar...
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on January 11, 2014, 00:01:41 AM


That"s a girl??  :-\ x


I BELIEVE the Ger had a.... Romantic liaison with someone who looked somewhat similar in Lloret De Mar...


Memories  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 11, 2014, 14:38:22 PM

I thought Shakira was your girl?


Can"t a person have two girls?



That"s a girl??  :-\ x


I BELIEVE the Ger had a.... Romantic liaison with someone who looked somewhat similar in Lloret De Mar...


You two can do one. There are some very good eye-testing places in London that you can visit during the WCOAP.

(http://static.wonderwall.com/photos/Original/121157_Original.jpg)(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRz7-9UkS_HqKJiVAj9TgyUHgLiW7lKEzO3iymBKiQYYQffcI8G)(http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/IFWT_Serena-Williams1.jpg)

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Fatcatstu on January 11, 2014, 15:15:17 PM
As long as Diddier Drogba"s twin isnt there I am in.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on January 25, 2014, 11:32:34 AM
Like the rest of you, I am devastated to learn that The Captain and Tennille are to be divorced, after more than 40 years together. We need to support each other at times like this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0sOA6hTg0[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Matt D on February 03, 2014, 19:12:00 PM
<3 that song. I was also sad to hear of their split :(
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 04, 2014, 16:13:16 PM
Stopped off at The Vic on the way back from Stoke and played a 19-runner £30 rebuy GUKPT satellite. Banked tyvm. I should just play at The Vic all the time; it is by far my winningest venue. I played a 10-runner STT satellite a couple of years ago and won a seat in that year"s GUKPT ME, though the actual event didn"t work out. I also won a 70-runner MTT and an APAT there, and I crashed in another APAT. So this one brings the running score to 4/6 (albeit two of which had tiny fields). My game selection remains as crap as ever, though. I am due to play an LPPL game online on Saturday night, which should be interesting if I"m still in the live game (yeah, I know - won"t be a problem, etc).

This is in stark contrast to my bogey venue, DTD, where I can never win a blasted thing. I have played no end of tournaments there, but never seem to get very far, whether it is an APAT event or one of their own. I"m probably the only person who is delighted that the WCOAP is taking place elsewhere this time.

It"s all very strange. I have no doubt that the venue thing is an illusion - random occurrences showing some repetition, and I am seeing a pattern that doesn"t really exist. I wonder whether other people find the same thing with venues.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 06, 2014, 17:47:11 PM
I"ve been reading the novel Crystal by Katie Price, which I found in a drawer at some company. I recommend this inspirational work, which does a brilliant job of portraying life in our post-modern world. Be warned, though, that it is not an easy read. This book is quite challenging and you may need to stop and absorb what has been presented, probably re-reading certain chapters to grasp them more fully before moving on to the next.

Here is a short extract, to give you a flavour of what to expect, but you will only obtain the full benefit by reading the entire work:

"I"m single at the moment actually", Crystal replied, trying to sound casual. "How about your girlfriend?" She wanted to double-check that he wasn"t with Eve any more. She actually felt herself blush and hoped it was dark enough for Jake not to have noticed. She didn"t think she was the blushing type, but Jake seemed to be having quite an effect on her. "I"m single too." He was looking right at her and Crystal gazed back at him. This was very promising.

Published by Century.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 08, 2014, 12:40:02 PM
So, had a fun day at the GUKPT. I had Willie Tann on my right in seat 3, I was in 4, Alan Vinson in 1, so there was plenty of catching up done. Tann was a lot of fun. He knows everybody, and they all came to touch the garment of the great man. I didn"t know most of them, but those I recognised who came to our table to pay homage included Padraig Parkinson, Boris Becker, Bambos Xanthos and a Boatman.

There were a couple of bizarre incidents. Simon Trumper arrived with his second bullet. On his first hand, he raised my BB from 200 to 5400. He told me straight away that it was a mistake and he had mixed up the 25 and 5000 chips cos he"s colour-blind. Christ. I was mulling over whether it would be considered bad form and I would be disowned by the poker community if I shoved over it. T2 didn"t seem the best option if he called though. As it happened, Tann shipped anyway. Back to Trumper, who says "Oh well, let"s compound the mistake by calling". He wasn"t in such bad shape with 99 against AQ, but he was down to 2500 after the board came xA22x. Hmmmm. A while later, with BB 600, Tann raised. "Thirteen thousand". He puts in 1,300, but the dealer makes him put in the 13k. No-one calls this time. Keith Hawkins came to seat 1 halfway through and told me about his days in Portsmouth.

I was short-stacked all day and, in the end, crawled through to Day 2 with an pathetic embarrassment of chips that I wouldn"t glorify by calling it a stack. I was expecting to be eliminated any minute for at least the last four hours, but somehow didn"t get put out of my misery.

I suspect I"m not long for this game today. I appear to be on a table of mostly shorter stacks, though not many as short as me. Got one of the chip-leaders to my immediate left though.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Quasar on February 08, 2014, 14:30:37 PM


Love your blog John, good luck for today, with a few double-ups :) xx
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 08, 2014, 18:12:00 PM
Went back with 16k. After two hands I had over 50k. First hand AK; shoved over a raise, called with AQ by mement_mori himself, Mickey Petersen, which made the original raiser fold. Next hand I get AQ, flop is AQx and I get loads. Then I had KK cracked by someone who doesn"t know the difference between early and mid-tournament play and called a raise with 89 and ended up back where I started, where I"ve been ever since. Went even lower, but shoved anything pretty a few times to get back a bit. Shoved over Brammer"s raise with 22. Told him some nonsense about not minding getting knocked out now that the dinner had just been served. Anyway, he folded.

60 left now, 31 get paid. I"m still favourite to bust soon, but who knows? Looking around, there seem to be only two others from my table yesterday still in, which is amazing considering the stacks some of the others had.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 08, 2014, 21:23:20 PM
Out 47th or 48th, doesn"t matter which - they both receive the same prize as 300th. There are plenty of pro players scattered through the field, but it seems that there are also some people playing these tournaments who regard them the way I regard LPPL games in the pub during the week - as a bit of fun, with a poker game thrown in, but mainly a chance to meet their friends. A quarter of the field re-entered, so those have an advantage over the ones who satellite in with one shot as they can go all out (all-in?) with their flush draws, etc and either get a double stack or come back in with the same chips. If they lose, the other player who can afford to take big risks gets the chips.

Anyway, no spondulicks, but I enjoyed it a lot.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 08, 2014, 21:58:34 PM
A couple of observations:

I saw plenty of people squeezing out the corner of one card and then the other. Slows down the game when a few of them do it one after the other in turn. It"s a K! Aw, the other one"s a 3. Just look at your fecking cards! I haven"t noticed this going on in APATs or other lower-cost tournaments, so why are people in high buy-in events drawing out the suspense like a bunch of housewives playing 3-card poker?

On the Trumper thing, the only place I have seen this happen before is DTD. Some of the tournament chips are quite close in colour there and I have seen people put in a hugely wrong amount on several occasions, not because they are colour-blind, but because the chips are too similar. As I say, I have never seen it happen anywhere else. If he has a particular personal problem in this area, you would think that the issue at DTD could have been avoided.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Hammerite on February 09, 2014, 09:28:23 AM
You want see to the the chips at The Mint John, the 500 & 5000 are virtually indentical, I have seen many a massive over raise there, I just don"t undertstand it given the number of colours in the spectrum.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 20, 2014, 12:07:07 PM
Had a strange one the night before last - I cashed three times in the same tournament. Had three entries in the MTOPS HORSE and they all went deep, so I finished 18th, 55th and 107th for a total payout of not very much. As usual, all the cash was top-loaded, so I took on all the flips, was riding high for a while, but eventually lost some huge races. It"s bizarre, though, to look at the player-list during the game and see that you are 11th and 14th at the same time.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 21, 2014, 22:13:53 PM
I know we all get bad beats all the time, but sometimes you just can"t believe it. First, one of my entries got dumped out of the MTOPS 10-Game by a 3-outer, when winning the pot would have put me near the top with 630 left. NLHE KQ v KJ. Bet pre and Flop, all-in on Turn. He called each time.
[8s Ks 3c 4h] [Jh]. Can"t blame the other guy too much for that one, I guess.


This pot, though, was to go 14/181 with one of my other entries. Playing PLO, I couldn"t believe his hand when I saw what he had got it all in with. Just an over-pair and a dodgy flush draw, which was drawing dead to my made top Full House. He effectively had nothing, drawing to two Queens. TYVM, that"s the hand I needed to push for a proper result. Already thinking about how to play this big stack. The river is a Q - you"re kidding me!

Full Tilt Poker Game #33933793473: MTOPS Event #27 (263317147), Table 1 - PL Omaha Hi - 600/1200 - 21:03:55 WET - 2014/02/21 [16:03:55 ET - 2014/02/21]
Seat 1: Schdaimler (16,599)
Seat 2: pugalan (58,721)
Seat 3: MintTrav (33,224)
Seat 4: monkabelle (50,980)
Seat 5: SibTom10 (44,422)
Seat 6: Burgo_mr (64,121)
pugalan posts the small blind of 600
MintTrav posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MintTrav [A s 8c 6d 8s]
monkabelle raises to 2,700
SibTom10 calls 2,700
Burgo_mr folds
Schdaimler calls 2,700
pugalan folds
MintTrav calls 1,500
*** FLOP *** [7h 8d 5c] (Total Pot: 11,400, 4 Players)
MintTrav checks
monkabelle checks
SibTom10 bets 5,700
Schdaimler folds
MintTrav calls 5,700
monkabelle folds
*** TURN *** [7h 8d 5c] [7d] (Total Pot: 22,800, 2 Players)
MintTrav checks
SibTom10 bets 11,400
MintTrav has 15 seconds left to act
MintTrav raises to 24,824, and is all in
SibTom10 calls 13,424
MintTrav shows [A s 8c 6d 8s]
SibTom10 shows [5d Qd 3h Qc]

Yes! Home and dry, he hardly has any outs.

*** RIVER *** [7h 8d 5c 7d] [Qs] (Total Pot: 72,448, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
MintTrav shows a full house, Eights full of Sevens
SibTom10 shows a full house, Queens full of Sevens
SibTom10 wins the pot (72,448) with a full house, Queens full of Sevens

WTF!

Not long after, my third entry gets busted when KK doesn"t hold up, AIPF. Two negligible cashes, that don"t even register, when I should have had a top stack twice. I"m as calm as anyone I know regarding outdraws, but sometimes the injustice of poker is hard to believe.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 22, 2014, 03:20:57 AM
Oh God, 82 left from 1,126 in the MTOPS Omaha FL Hi/Lo and I"m sitting in 2nd and 10th. Too stressful.


Edit: Stand down, it"s all over. No glory yet again. Fell out the bottom after posting that and ended 38th and 20th for buttons. As usual.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: dwh103 on February 22, 2014, 09:00:47 AM
I was a little surprised not to see you at the Pompey 25/25 yesterday - you playing it today? If so, good luck!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 22, 2014, 13:56:30 PM

I was a little surprised not to see you at the Pompey 25/25 yesterday - you playing it today? If so, good luck!


Nah, I"m in Dublin, doing family stuff (and dipping into some local tournaments). I would definitely have done the 25/25 if I was in Portsmouth, but you can"t play everything.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 23, 2014, 04:41:52 AM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on February 28, 2014, 15:26:06 PM
I found out yesterday that Lauren Bacall is a cousin of Shimon Peres.

Also that the actor who played Alfred in Batman was a cousin of Neville Chamberlain. Not so surprised by that one.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on March 04, 2014, 14:35:45 PM
The Eurovision Song Contest is regarded quite differently in Ireland than it is in the UK. They are quite proud of having won it more than anyone and the lead-up is an established landmark in the year.

It all kicked off on Friday night when The National Song Contest was incorporated into The Late Late Show. A panel gave comments after each singer and the manager of one them objected to Louis Walsh being on the panel when he has links with two of the contestants (who ended up finishing first and second btw). Linda Martin, who was also on the panel, looking as much like a drag queen as ever, represented Ireland twice in the Eurovision, coming second in 1984 and winning it in 1992, both songs written by Johnny Logan. She is part of Louis" in-crowd and set about the complainant.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6nOWx7tqXw[/youtube]

This was Linda doing what she does best:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkDKRN1Y6_k[/youtube]  [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTPtDFxQgn4[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: TheSnapper on March 04, 2014, 14:40:56 PM
Crackerjack pencil for anyone identifying who the complainant is.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: TheSnapper on March 04, 2014, 14:50:39 PM

Crackerjack pencil for anyone identifying who the complainant is.


Doh, clue is in the youtube title :-[
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on March 04, 2014, 15:05:24 PM
I see he"s from the same area as you. I thought you were going to tell us that he"s your cousin.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: TheSnapper on March 04, 2014, 16:31:57 PM

I see he"s from the same area as you. I thought you were going to tell us that he"s your cousin.


No not cousin John, we were pals as kids, nonetheless, he"s a really nice guy and makes a valid point.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on March 06, 2014, 08:17:22 AM
The live stream from the Oscar Pistorius trial doesn"t seem to be working today! FML!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on March 16, 2014, 23:00:19 PM
One more chance for a result. Currently 20/53 from 6k+ in the Micro-Millions Stud Hi-Lo. Could this be the one? I"ll let you know how I get screwed over.




7/27. dum-di-dum




Final Table. 4/8




6th for $494. Went 2nd, but then lost both sides of a monster multi-way hand.

I was still 4th then, but played the last hand terribly. Deserved to get knocked out for that.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on March 28, 2014, 20:03:16 PM
So you"re on Wheel of Fortune and you get just about as unlucky as you could get. You only hit two letters from the ones they give you and none from your own letters, leaving you with an impossible puzzle. The board is NE_   _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _. So what would you guess? New Year Party? New York Times? New Blue Shirt? Maybe Net Debt Ratio is the first thing to pop into your mind. The answer is nothing as easy as that, but last week this guy got it straight away in one second. If you want to try it yourself, you"ll have to stop the video pretty smartly before he gets the correct answer out. With instincts like that, I need this guy on our poker team.

Good to see that Vanna White, turning those letters for the last 32 years, is still going strong and looking good at the age of 57.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEEuBOZwH_E[/youtube]

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: bear21 on March 28, 2014, 21:26:25 PM

So you"re on Wheel of Fortune and you get just about as unlucky as you could get. You only hit two letters from the ones they give you and none from your own letters, leaving you with an impossible puzzle. The board is NE_   _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _. So what would you guess? New Year Party? New York Times? New Blue Shirt? Maybe Net Debt Ratio is the first thing to pop into your mind. The answer is nothing as easy as that, but last week this guy got it straight away in one second. If you want to try it yourself, you"ll have to stop the video pretty smartly before he gets the correct answer out. With instincts like that, I need this guy on our poker team.

Good to see that Vanna White, turning those letters for the last 32 years, is still going strong and looking good at the age of 57.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEEuBOZwH_E[/youtube]
New baby buggy



Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 01, 2014, 01:56:00 AM
Just had a bizarre finish. You know how people often say that they are bored, usually as a cover for a dodgy call? Well it seems this guy was telling the truth. He played for a couple of hours and then just gave up. He shoved a load of hands in the NL games and, when I asked him why, he said he was bored. Then this hand, where he put 12,000 chips in and then folded, deliberately leaving himself with 506 chips and all-in next hand with less than a small blind. He hadn"t buggered off or disconnected - he acted in the next hand, standing pat on all draws, even though he had junk, in an apparent attempt to lose and end the game. Pretty strange.

Full Tilt Poker Game #34081029020: A Quick 10-Game (265851656), Table 4 - FL Badugi - 1500/3000 - 01:19:26 WET - 2014/04/01 [20:19:26 ET - 2014/03/31]
Seat 3: MintTrav (35,494)
Seat 6: Belper (12,506)
Belper posts the small blind of 750
MintTrav posts the big blind of 1,500
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MintTrav [2s 4c Jd 8h]
Belper raises to 3,000
MintTrav raises to 4,500
Belper: here, take it
Belper raises to 6,000
MintTrav calls 1,500
*** FIRST DRAW *** (Total Pot: 12,000, 2 Players)
MintTrav stands pat on [2s 4c Jd 8h]
Belper discards 2 cards
Belper is dealt 2 cards
MintTrav bets 1,500
Belper raises to 3,000
MintTrav raises to 4,500
Belper raises to 6,000
MintTrav calls 1,500
*** SECOND DRAW *** (Total Pot: 24,000, 2 Players)
MintTrav stands pat on [2s 4c Jd 8h]
Belper stands pat
MintTrav bets 3,000
Belper folds
Uncalled bet of 3,000 returned to MintTrav
MintTrav mucks
MintTrav wins the pot (24,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24,000 | Rake 0
Seat 3: MintTrav (big blind) collected (24,000), mucked
Seat 6: Belper (small blind) folded after the 2nd Draw
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 03, 2014, 00:26:16 AM
The Name of the Year competition is currently taking place. These are all real people whose names have cropped up in the news in the past year. The 64 nominees for the 2014 competition, divided into Regionals named after previous winners, are:

(https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bxu9lP64P-oVb0FELVFYRU9nU1k/image?pagenumber=1&w=755)


It takes all sorts - Karhonda Porcha (http://www.walb.com/story/15612957/mbpd-wanted-woman-stashed-drugs-in-crotch) was arrested for hiding drugs in her "crotch area", but I can"t see her winning. The favourites must include Cardinal Polycarp Pengo (http://www.cardinalrating.com/cardinal_76__article_536.htm), Archbishop of Dar-es-Salaam and Loki Skylizard (http://www.barnabashealth.org/Press-Center/Monmouth-Medical-Center-News/2013/Dr-Loki-Skylizard-Joins-Barnabas-Health-Medical-.aspx), Chief of Thoracic Surgery at Monmouth Medical Center, New Jersey.

Personally, however, I"m most looking forward to the match-up between Eve Gruntfest (http://www.uccs.edu/geography/eve-gruntfest.html), Professor Emeritus of Geography and Environmental Sciences at the University of Colorado and Ginger Pinholster (http://twtrland.com/profile/gingerpin) from the American Association for the Advancement of Science.

There is a British interest to support in Becky Leckey (http://temp.cuesportfever.com/index.php?option=com_community&view=profile&userid=2487&Itemid=212), England Pool B-International.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 03, 2014, 08:29:10 AM
This one might be easier to read. I don"t know why they don"t allow more space for the names.This version includes Bamboo Dong (https://www.linkedin.com/in/bamboodong), Managing Editor of Anime News Network, who seems to have been withdrawn from the later version for some reason.

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/neo0022q8boojpgh0xo7.png)


In the final of last year"s competition,  Leo Moses Spornstarr (http://northwesternucs.wordpress.com/2013/09/09/views-from-the-cube-littelfuse-inc-intern-leo-spornstarr/), aspiring actuary, beat footballer Pornsak Pongthong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornsak_Pongthong), by 482 votes to 481.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 07, 2014, 08:22:25 AM
They are down to the final eight in the Name of the Year:

Curvaceous Bass v  DeQuarium Lumpkin

Loki Skylizard v  Shamus Beaglehole

Equanimeous St. Brown v  Eve Gruntfest

S hitavious Cook v  Chillie Poon

For my money, Loki is home and hosed, and I would go as far as to predict a Skylizard-Gruntfest final, but you never can tell in these things.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Paulie_D on April 07, 2014, 16:12:10 PM
Informal poll at works says that Loki is going to walk away with it.

He"s got the power of Marvel Studios name recognition behind him.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 09, 2014, 08:25:18 AM
Well, would you believe it? Two of the favourites eliminated. Loki Skylizard has gone down to Shamus Beaglehole by 2,360 to 2,054 and S hitavious Cook was just 60 votes short of Chillie Poon, 2,170 to 2,110. That"s the internet for you - we should know that simple double-meanings would come through against more interesting names.

As expected, Eve Gruntfest and Curvaceous Bass won by large margins. It has been confirmed that Bass is pronounced like the fish, which makes it all worthwhile.

So, it is dead person Curvaceous Bass v English/Northern Irish footballer Shamus Beaglehole and Miss Hong Kong Runner-Up Chillie Poon v flash flood researcher Dr Eve Gruntfest.

Shamus used to play for Chesterfield and has played for Northern Ireland Under-18s http://mobile.irishfa.com/news?id=5885, but his career seems to be in decline. After Chesterfield, he joined Askern FC near Doncaster http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/askernvilla/news/askern-sign-irish-under-18s-international-390169.html but doesn"t now appear to be associated with any team.

From here, the final should obviously be Gruntfest & Bass, but I fear the worst.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 09, 2014, 20:43:34 PM
So the Irish Pres, Michael D Higgins, has been to visit the Queen.

(http://www.breakingnews.ie/media/images/m/michaelDhigginsRoyalBanquet_large.jpg)




Here is the menu from last night"s banquet at Windsor Castle:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkud6NuIQAAKU3T.jpg)


English may be the Lingua Franca of business, but French is still the language of food. Good to see a Bombe on the menu to bring back old memories for Martin McGuinness, who was seated next to that well-known person of Irish connection, Shami Chakrabarti. Did there just happen to be a bombe on the menu? I"m inclined to think that they did it on purpose.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 10, 2014, 03:17:26 AM
So much for Steve Redfern and his $800 PLO Hi-Lo result yesterday.

PLO Hi isn"t really my game, but I have just banked a four-figure sum for finishing 2/102 in a Full Tilt $1 game. That"s $19.38 added to my account, tyvm.

In your face, Redfern!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on April 10, 2014, 11:05:24 AM

So much for Steve Redfern and his $800 PLO Hi-Lo result yesterday.

PLO Hi isn"t really my game, but I have just banked a four-figure sum for finishing 2/102 in a Full Tilt $1 game. That"s $19.38 added to my account, tyvm.

In your face, Redfern!


Haha congratz John! ;)  
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 11, 2014, 23:29:28 PM
As we feared, asking the members of the internet to vote is likely to result in the lowest common denominator.

There have been some great names, but they have been voted down by the innuendoeratti.

The final is Shamus Beaglebum against Chillie Poonani.

And I don"t care any more.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 25, 2014, 08:18:10 AM
This is Sam Abernathy, a photographer.

(http://www.assopoker.com/images/stories/poker_news/2014/05/samantha-abernathy-3.jpg)

Here she is singing a ditzy song with her sister:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXQUkNeYUrg[/youtube]

Four months ago, she started playing poker.

(http://www.assopoker.com/images/stories/poker_news/2014/05/samantha-abernathy-640.jpg)

Until three weeks ago, she hadn"t ever won a poker tournament (though she had four second places in March). Then, in the first two weeks of April, she won six tournaments in a row at Caesars Palace.

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=321006

Quote from Instagram - "I was pretty excited about my first 1st place the other day... So excited, I went and won two more yesterday."

Chris Webber is good, but he"s no Samantha Abernathy.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 26, 2014, 23:42:07 PM
I hope, for the sake of the locals, that Calrl Pirlglrim never decides to move to China.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on April 29, 2014, 00:54:29 AM
Plenty of fun near our office today. Nigel Farage was in town to press the flesh, but things didn"t go smoothly. First the UKIP bus, covered in slogans about Common Sense, veered dangerously to the right and crashed into a train station. Then the UKIPers were kicked off the Guildhall steps and told they couldn"t photograph Nigel there. All in all, not a good day for the nutters.

(http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article9299144.ece/alternates/w620/UKIP.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/28/article-0-1D6C4F2F00000578-469_634x400.jpg)

(http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/487186231-independence-party-leader-nigel-farage-is-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=X7WJLa88Cweo9HktRLaNXsuQfnPBdlmUhPmVV7%2b3ltS69fEy28goR6rNlv5S5P6gCp3RpJ7Y2GGZELPnT3emSA%3d%3d)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: fandango on April 29, 2014, 12:27:45 PM
 

I hope, for the sake of the locals, that Calrl Pirlglrim never decides to move to China.


Emma has always fancied moving to Portsmouth.. Just saying.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: suzanne on May 01, 2014, 14:46:49 PM
He also made a visit to Bath and got thrown out of a local pub  :D This chap wont be buying a pint in his local for a while  ;D http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/250-raised-Bath-man-filmed-performing-obscene/story-21043110-detail/story.html

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK3D-zEHDy0[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 03, 2014, 21:18:57 PM
Is this the worst fold ever?

I have just finished playing a satellite. With 5 players left (4 seats), the short-stack shoved for 12,941. The SB called and the BB, who had posted 12k, with 194k behind, folded for the extra 941 chips.

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/8776259_1356B3F36C

It all worked out alright in the end though.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 04, 2014, 11:35:43 AM
I"m selling a stake for the SCOOP series on the Blonde forum.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=63691.0

I"m just as happy (happier even) for any APATers to take 1% as the squillionaire professionals on there to take lumps.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 04, 2014, 12:07:59 PM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: s4ooter on May 04, 2014, 21:15:27 PM
GL

Shame it went so quick, for me :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: suzanne on May 04, 2014, 23:20:44 PM
 :"(
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 04, 2014, 23:23:15 PM

:"(


What"s up?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: suzanne on May 05, 2014, 00:11:39 AM


:"(


What"s up?


Missed out on staking
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 06, 2014, 12:49:15 PM
I got a new job a while ago, working for the Council. I"ve been supplied with my own brush and a hat.

It"s quite different to the commercial companies I have been working at before, but I"m finding it really interesting. I"m still doing accounting, which is fine cos I get to play with spreadsheets, though I did have to attend a couple of snooze sessions on Council Year-End Accounting. So I now know the difference between a Condition and a Restriction and between a Provision and a Reserve, zzzzzzzzzz. The interesting bit is being involved in quite a few things that are going on around the city and having meetings with people from the local Leisure Centres, Golf Clubs and so on, and a company that is going to provide dog & litter wardens. I had to attend a public meeting on the Lido and was mildly chastised afterwards for smiling at one of the people who had come to speak against the proposal. Being the lowliest Council person there, I was the nearest to the public, which was a bit worrying, in case I caught something, but it seemed natural to give a little smile when she came forward. Apparently, we"re supposed to be impartial.

It has been uncomfortably hot in our area these last couple of weeks, so we have now been told that we can move to the hot desk area if we like. It"s cooler there.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Matt D on May 08, 2014, 17:17:25 PM

Is this the worst fold ever?

I have just finished playing a satellite. With 5 players left (4 seats), the short-stack shoved for 12,941. The SB called and the BB, who had posted 12k, with 194k behind, folded for the extra 941 chips.

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/8776259_1356B3F36C

It all worked out alright in the end though.


Very odd. You"d except a call and it checked down to the river by both players...

Did you suspect collusion?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 10, 2014, 12:44:11 PM


Is this the worst fold ever?

I have just finished playing a satellite. With 5 players left (4 seats), the short-stack shoved for 12,941. The SB called and the BB, who had posted 12k, with 194k behind, folded for the extra 941 chips.

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/8776259_1356B3F36C

It all worked out alright in the end though.


Very odd. You"d except a call and it checked down to the river by both players...

Did you suspect collusion?


Didn"t occur to me. Just thought it was a horrible fold. You could be right.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 10, 2014, 13:51:08 PM
Rachel Bloom:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQEb9TSACY[/youtube][youtube=425,350]http://w-ww.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKXC2ZCmMwU[/youtube][youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJXotvhsQUg[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 13, 2014, 08:09:28 AM
So, it seems that Portsmouth has got state-of-the-art kennels, built not that long ago. First I heard of them was yesterday, but apparently they are the envy of other Councils. People came all the way from Leicestershire last week just to see them, which wouldn"t have been my idea of a fun day away from the office.

That"s all great, but it seems that, having been built, the kennels are not being used to anywhere near their capacity. As I understand it, strays and unwanted dogs are kept there until someone takes them, but that is the only use to which the kennels are being put at present. My boss has asked me to go there to see the place some time this week and then to come up with some ideas as to how the facility can be used more - if they bring in income, so much the better, but they don"t have to. Yeah right, so that"s easy then. I thought I joined to do Accounts, not to have to think. If anyone has any ideas, I"d be grateful to hear them.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 14, 2014, 23:30:20 PM
A new guy started in our office today. His name is Bo, short for Bohun. I think Bo could be quite a cool name, especially if he was a 25-y-o Australian with longish blonde hair. In his case, he"s an English accountant, about 45, with short grey hair. The name doesn"t seem to suit him, but maybe I"ll get used to it.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 16, 2014, 23:13:04 PM
Wish I enjoyed rain as much as this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRqNsRflHM[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 26, 2014, 14:23:14 PM
The Pizza Underground includes one very famous member. I don"t think you"ll get it without checking. If you do (maybe during his solo spot at the end) I"ll buy you at a pizza at the next APAT event.

(To make it easier, he"s the blonde one.)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Quasar on May 26, 2014, 14:34:20 PM



ahhhhhh I know the answer to this, as I"ve just been reading the newspapers online, but I won"t spoil it by giving the answer!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: pokerpops on May 26, 2014, 16:44:11 PM
 Any danger of you setting an RSQ somewhere soon?

Looking forward to entering and crying farce  :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 26, 2014, 18:46:33 PM

Any danger of you setting an RSQ somewhere soon?

Looking forward to entering and crying farce  :)


It"s done. Won"t be any farce - it"ll be the smoothest reveal ever known. Planning to have it wrapped up in an hour and a quarter.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: pokerpops on May 26, 2014, 23:30:05 PM


Any danger of you setting an RSQ somewhere soon?

Looking forward to entering and crying farce  :)


It"s done. Won"t be any farce - it"ll be the smoothest reveal ever known. Planning to have it wrapped up in an hour and a quarter.


Good luck with that!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: SirPercival on May 30, 2014, 20:56:20 PM
hello
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on June 10, 2014, 08:23:41 AM
The bubble bursts and we"re in the money, including WPT Player Of The Year Mukul Pahuja on the right.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BprNWM1CEAEStSB.jpg:large)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: AMRN on June 10, 2014, 10:12:53 AM
Congratulations John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Paulie_D on June 10, 2014, 10:22:01 AM

Congratulations John


Indeed..WP Sir.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on June 16, 2014, 07:07:25 AM
You lucky boy JM. Well played x
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: s4ooter on June 16, 2014, 12:11:38 PM

The Pizza Underground includes one very famous member. I don"t think you"ll get it without checking. If you do (maybe during his solo spot at the end) I"ll buy you at a pizza at the next APAT event.

(To make it easier, he"s the blonde one.)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4[/youtube]


i know i know!!

Macauley Culkin
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Matt D on June 22, 2014, 21:52:59 PM

The Pizza Underground includes one very famous member. I don"t think you"ll get it without checking. If you do (maybe during his solo spot at the end) I"ll buy you at a pizza at the next APAT event.

(To make it easier, he"s the blonde one.)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4[/youtube]


They played the Bristol Dot2Dot festival the last 2 years. This year they played the Nottingham leg of the same festival. But whereas MC stormed off the stage there after being booed, heckled, and soaked after having wave after wave of beer thrown at him, Bristol (and Manchester) seemed to really enjoy them :)

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/77523
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 03, 2014, 11:06:14 AM
I"ve been back from Vegas a while now. There were a few things there that surprised me:

The Prices
It was so annoying the first time I went to pay for something and was told that I had to pay more than the price-tag because of tax. The second time was also annoying. However, by the end of my time there..........it was still bloody annoying. What a dumb system. At least those ones showed a price though. There were lots of shops that put no prices on their stuff, so I tried to avoid those cos it felt that they could just charge me anything they liked.

The Outfits
The dealers and waitresses mostly wore very little, especially the waitresses in The Rio, who basically wear lingerie. Harrah"s clearly has a different policy to other places, as it was the only place where I saw older women serving. They still wore the same outfits though. Quite strange to see several sixty-year-old women in hot pants carrying drink-trays around.

The Moustaches
I imagine that I can go a year in the UK without seeing someone who has a moustache without a beard. While they may be an endangered species here, they have clearly never gone fully out of fashion in the US.

The Under-Beards
I had thought that the beard hanging below the chin, with no hair on the face, was just found on good ole boys down South. I was surprised to see it on cool dudes and family men. Still looks weird though.

The Displays
I didn"t go to any shows, but I saw the fire and water fire displays outside a couple of the hotels. I"m not really interested in these but, not for the first time, I was bemused to see half the crowd recording the displays on their phones. Hey guys, it"s on now - you"re missing it in order to record something you"ll probably never watch. And if you do want to see it again, there"ll be a much better recording on YouTube than the crappy version you"re making.

The Shorts
It was damned hot and a lot of men wore shorts, but they all only seemed to wear khaki shorts. I was surprised that the men"s clothing was so conservative when it came to shorts, but old and young, cool dude or not, if they had shorts on, they were khaki. Very disappointing.

The Pianos
The duelling pianos at Harrahs are incredible. How they achieve they atmosphere they do in that bar is beyond me. Two singers bash out middle-of-the-road songs and play baby grands and, somehow, whip a couple of hundred people into a frenzy. "Sweet Caroline, dum dum dum........"

And finally.............

The Hookers
More to the point - where were they? I never saw one the whole time I was there. I had heard that you couldn"t walk on The Strip or go into the hotel bars there without being accosted. Well, I spent plenty of time walking around and tried the casinos and bars in The Rio, Harrah"s, The Quad and Flamingos without once being approached. As there was nothing doing in any of those, I tried The Mirage and The Venetian, but still no luck. There was one very attractive girl who spoke to me in The Venetian, but it turned out that she was just looking for her friend. We chatted for a while about general topics, like which hotel I was staying at, but then, just when I thought we were getting along well, she had to go to carry on looking for her friend.

Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: pables on August 03, 2014, 23:20:03 PM
I thought TC would have added a LIKE button by now
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 03, 2014, 23:38:49 PM
What am I doing? Made a tight fold pre-flop and missed out on flopping a Royal Flush. Then they start betting big. I"m sure I could have beaten whatever they had:

PokerStars Hand #119636408551: Tournament #938986880, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (350/700) - 2014/08/03 23:20:24 WET [2014/08/03 18:20:24 ET]
Table "938986880 192" 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: makkarinn (38142 in chips)
Seat 2: MintTrav (28520 in chips)
Seat 3: Sharker_PL (25575 in chips)
Seat 4: jani890311 (58656 in chips)
Seat 5: migach070 (19458 in chips)
Seat 6: iTiWolfiTi (10746 in chips)
Seat 7: handi83 (36207 in chips)
Seat 8: Killer_ooooo (47400 in chips)
Seat 9: Dreamfinder (11411 in chips)
makkarinn: posts the ante 85
MintTrav: posts the ante 85
Sharker_PL: posts the ante 85
jani890311: posts the ante 85
migach070: posts the ante 85
iTiWolfiTi: posts the ante 85
handi83: posts the ante 85
Killer_ooooo: posts the ante 85
Dreamfinder: posts the ante 85
jani890311: posts small blind 350
migach070: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MintTrav [Qc  10c]
iTiWolfiTi: folds
handi83: folds
Killer_ooooo: raises 900 to 1600
Dreamfinder: folds
makkarinn: folds
MintTrav: folds
Sharker_PL: folds
jani890311: folds
migach070: calls 900
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kc Jc]
migach070: checks
Killer_ooooo: bets 1650
migach070: calls 1650
*** TURN *** [Ac Kc Jc] [5h]
migach070: checks
Killer_ooooo: bets 4500
migach070: folds
Uncalled bet (4500) returned to Killer_ooooo
Killer_ooooo collected 7615 from pot
Killer_ooooo: doesn"t show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7615 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Kc Jc 5h]
Seat 1: makkarinn folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: MintTrav folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 3: Sharker_PL (button) folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 4: jani890311 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: migach070 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: iTiWolfiTi folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 7: handi83 folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 8: Killer_ooooo collected (7615)
Seat 9: Dreamfinder folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 04, 2014, 01:52:33 AM
I played this hand pretty badly. The scenario was that 1,350 were being paid and there were about 1,360 left at the start of the hand. At the end, there were still about 1,354. I assume he was just calling on the Flop and Turn with the intention of making a big bluff on the River, in the hope that I couldn"t call on the bubble, and then accidentally found himself with a straight. Or perhaps he thought that my small bets meant I was light and hitting one of his over-cards would be enough to win.

PokerStars Hand #119640662949: Tournament #938986880, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (1250/2500) - 2014/08/04 1:20:08 WET [2014/08/03 20:20:08 ET]
Table "938986880 192" 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: PieniFisu (56590 in chips)
Seat 2: MintTrav (71449 in chips)
Seat 3: ravf8700 (28342 in chips)
Seat 4: jani890311 (63712 in chips)
Seat 5: martinkom111 (117876 in chips)
Seat 6: fastyhansen (18699 in chips)
Seat 7: sapeur (74864 in chips)
Seat 8: Killer_ooooo (100347 in chips)
Seat 9: Dreamfinder (17263 in chips)
PieniFisu: posts the ante 325
MintTrav: posts the ante 325
ravf8700: posts the ante 325
jani890311: posts the ante 325
martinkom111: posts the ante 325
fastyhansen: posts the ante 325
sapeur: posts the ante 325
Killer_ooooo: posts the ante 325
Dreamfinder: posts the ante 325
sapeur: posts small blind 1250
Killer_ooooo: posts big blind 2500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MintTrav [Ac Ad]
Dreamfinder: folds
PieniFisu: folds
MintTrav: raises 2500 to 5000
ravf8700: folds
jani890311: folds
martinkom111: calls 5000
fastyhansen: folds
sapeur: folds
Killer_ooooo: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h 3h 9s]
MintTrav: bets 5000
martinkom111: calls 5000
*** TURN *** [5h 3h 9s] [ 10s]
MintTrav: bets 5000
martinkom111: calls 5000
*** RIVER *** [5h 3h 9s  10s] [Js]
MintTrav: checks
martinkom111: bets 11369
MintTrav: calls 11369
*** SHOW DOWN ***
martinkom111: shows [Qc Kc] (a straight, Nine to King)
MintTrav: mucks hand
martinkom111 collected 59413 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 59413 | Rake 0
Board [5h 3h 9s  10s Js]
Seat 1: PieniFisu folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: MintTrav mucked [Ac Ad]
Seat 3: ravf8700 folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 4: jani890311 folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 5: martinkom111 showed [Qc Kc] and won (59413) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: fastyhansen (button) folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Seat 7: sapeur (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Killer_ooooo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Dreamfinder folded before Flop (didn"t bet)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on August 04, 2014, 07:58:34 AM

I"ve been back from Vegas a while now. There were a few things there that surprised me:

The Prices
It was so annoying the first time I went to pay for something and was told that I had to pay more than the price-tag because of tax. The second time was also annoying. However, by the end of my time there..........it was still bloody annoying. What a dumb system. At least those ones showed a price though. There were lots of shops that put no prices on their stuff, so I tried to avoid those cos it felt that they could just charge me anything they liked.

The Outfits
The dealers and waitresses mostly wore very little, especially the waitresses in The Rio, who basically wear lingerie. Harrah"s clearly has a different policy to other places, as it was the only place where I saw older women serving. They still wore the same outfits though. Quite strange to see several sixty-year-old women in hot pants carrying drink-trays around.

The Moustaches
I imagine that I can go a year in the UK without seeing someone who has a moustache without a beard. While they may be an endangered species here, they have clearly never gone fully out of fashion in the US.

The Under-Beards
I had thought that the beard hanging below the chin, with no hair on the face, was just found on good ole boys down South. I was surprised to see it on cool dudes and family men. Still looks weird though.

The Displays
I didn"t go to any shows, but I saw the fire and water fire displays outside a couple of the hotels. I"m not really interested in these but, not for the first time, I was bemused to see half the crowd recording the displays on their phones. Hey guys, it"s on now - you"re missing it in order to record something you"ll probably never watch. And if you do want to see it again, there"ll be a much better recording on YouTube than the crappy version you"re making.

The Shorts
It was damned hot and a lot of men wore shorts, but they all only seemed to wear khaki shorts. I was surprised that the men"s clothing was so conservative when it came to shorts, but old and young, cool dude or not, if they had shorts on, they were khaki. Very disappointing.

The Pianos
The duelling pianos at Harrahs are incredible. How they achieve they atmosphere they do in that bar is beyond me. Two singers bash out middle-of-the-road songs and play baby grands and, somehow, whip a couple of hundred people into a frenzy. "Sweet Caroline, dum dum dum........"

And finally.............

The Hookers
More to the point - where were they? I never saw one the whole time I was there. I had heard that you couldn"t walk on The Strip or go into the hotel bars there without being accosted. Well, I spent plenty of time walking around and tried the casinos and bars in The Rio, Harrah"s, The Quad and Flamingos without once being approached. As there was nothing doing in any of those, I tried The Mirage and The Venetian, but still no luck. There was one very attractive girl who spoke to me in The Venetian, but it turned out that she was just looking for her friend. We chatted for a while about general topics, like which hotel I was staying at, but then, just when I thought we were getting along well, she had to go to carry on looking for her friend.


This article made me smile John. Especially about the 60 year olds wearing hot pants. Whatever next. As for the mens" shorts, they were probably brits. Surprised they didn"t have hankies with knots on their heads.
Unlucky with not finding the lady of the night which you wanted. You didn"t go to the right place obviously. I don"t think they are as brazen as the Italian girls who stand beside their burning braziers waiting for good looking guys to come along.  
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 10, 2014, 21:42:41 PM
While I was in Vegas, I played against several big-name professional players. I saw Seidel, Negreanu, Brunson, Raymer and Ho numerous times, though I didn"t recognise Negreanu the first time with his new dark hair colour. There were a few that I had closer dealings with:

(http://images.bluffmagazine.com.s3.amazonaws.com/players/Barry-Greenstein-wsop.jpg)(http://www.bluff.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Steve-Sung-bracelet.jpg)(http://pnimg.net/lrep/1856/43/babcdb4d1ef.jpg)(http://i.pokernews.com/player/1065-4e24e069cbfe0.jpg?b)(http://www.globalpokerindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Phil_Hellmuth-21.jpg)(http://img3.canadapoker.com//home2/canadapo/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Mukul-Pahuja-59450001-199x300.jpg&t=470ad6f2c4ee5f3cf15a601f705602fd)


Barry Greenstein
Two to my right in the Stud tournament, with an empty seat between us until Steve Sung arrived. He didn"t say much. Spent most of the game watching basketball and golf on the telly and discussing his bets on them with the guy beside him, while playing poker on his tablet. I got into one particular hand with him and he spoke to me afterwards "We both had what we said we had". Oh mercy, I"ll never wash that hand again.

Steve Sung
An Asian guy arrived late and sat in the seat to my right. "Hi Barry. You were on my first final table. Maybe it"s an omen". Oh crikey, that doesn"t sound good. So this guy has had multiple final tables? He turned out to be Steve Sung, who has already reached fourteen final tables and won two bracelets. He turned out to be the luckiest player I have ever played against. For some reason, I kept getting big starting hands and whenever he completed on 3rd street, I reraised. This happened about ten times in succession - whenever he opened, I reraised. If I was him, I"d have been sick of it, but he never showed any indication of annoyance. I won several pots, not just against him, and got up to 10k from an starting stack of 4.5k. Then it started to go wrong and he had a succession of hands where he backed into straights, when he shouldn"t have been in the hand. I remember him filling one on 7th against me for a big pot, when he should have folded earlier and then, the very next hand, he completed and I reraised, holding (AK)A. He was holding (T8)Q, but completed and then called the reraise. I caught another K on 4th, while he got a 9, called another bet and hit a J on 5th for a totally disguised straight, with three rounds of betting to go. I lost loads in that hand, but I was WTF internally when I saw his cards. He was chip-leader at the end of the day and finished an undeserved 9th imo. He did make another final table later in a 2500-runner event though, so maybe he gets the benefit of the doubt.

Sam Farha
We were already well in the money in the Seniors when I got moved. I had just lost most of my chips, so probably looked like a nitty hanger-on. I was in seat 9, Simon Trumper was facing me in 6, Farha in 7, both with lots of chips. Trumper recognised me, as we had recently played an extraordinary hand at the GUKPT in London, where he raised my BB, but mixed up the chips due to being colour-blind, and raised to 9,000 when he meant to raise to 450, which resulted in him losing his whole stack (not to me). Anyway, I wasn"t there long, though both of them followed me out soon after.

Phil Hellmuth
I didn"t play against him, but I saw plenty of him. He was on the table next to me at one point. Later, I watched him in the late stages of another tournament. If you know the Amazon Room, there is an area with four tables where the penultimate stages are played and where you can sit on raised seats right over the players. Anyway, there were fourteen left in this tournament and a guy moved all-in against Hellmuth on the River and then produced a large plastic space-gun and offered it down the table for Hellmuth to zap him. Hellmuth - "I was going to call but you"ve convinced me. I fold." Good decision, I expect. Hellmuth was butting heads with the guy next to him, who was giving it back just as much. This got Hellmuth into full flow. "Are you out of your mind?", "Look Sonny,............." - all his usual phrases. His antagoniser promised to take all his chips. I wandered off and came back half an hour later. Hellmuth was still there, but there was no sign of the other guy. Whether that was as a result of their spat, I don"t know. However, I do know that they were in a dark corner with no cameras around, yet Hellmuth was giving him the full treatment, so it ain"t done just for the cameras.

Erika Moutinho
I got into a big hand against Erika quite early in my other Holdem tournament. I had QQ and raised pre-Flop. Flop was 4xx and she called a bet. The Turn was another 4 and she bet. Hmmm, I don"t like this so much but the bet isn"t that big; I have to call. River Q - Kerrching! She led out and I asked to see her stack (she was at the other end). "It"s a bit early, but I"ll call if you go all in" she told me. Oh really? Okay, all in. She called. I felted a pro!

Mukul Pahuja
On my table late on Day 1 of the same tournament - see above. Been tearing up the WPT and went on to finish 101st in the Main Event this year. Didn"t say much.

Ken Aldridge
What, you"ve never heard of him? He"s not a pro, but he did win a bracelet in 2009. He was on my table towards the end of Day 1 in the Seniors event and he was wearing the bracelet, which was very shiny. He had the sleeves of his hoodie pushed up a bit to show it and told us that he has worn it every day since he won it. Along with the bracelet, he also has another quirk. Don"t know if you can spot it:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiSInTBkpx4wKU5VEi3Wg1eKf03ahIsPIFlCAJQiOMywiIwucW)(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGrILxbsMizfqTowxqQsu-WlbGvd4C-eQB1J4pGSR0nd9hKU_IJw)(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEZatAi2yDEmm0GKW7dAkLCOoXV9sWQdEg4VXUuIcpJ0hFz55W9A)(http://www.gambling911.com/files/imagecache/slide_image/publisher/Ken-Aldridge-082811.jpg)(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREVNJlKEMtMajy23VPqG6OGQ2jSd-Z1Q3Xy1jlfehO0-uR2InC)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-CDa4PWYrGZaZ2jDX1DxggF4eCSr8dycO_eBUIs8kcUpEL3-2)(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4j56x49-duthD3LrwzrRNhOKbMFzxibLj5DTHXwAEFXWiApl4-g)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TRjenhyVFPM/T4nQo_eXT7I/AAAAAAAAHv8/zom2bsVVptE/s1600/Ken+Aldridge.JPG)(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8jE-8eCr8-iB8dU1PtEmES3uW554GAGhy7XZ1bgz85ZgQUdr-)(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR04WJytn0I5WRT83Jb3oDrGoKuSrQrGJX1TMX_fAifIehCF28Q)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 24, 2014, 11:46:35 AM
Yesterday,

These people got married:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p403x403/10599428_10152316590453457_4215789614155989474_n.jpg)

Maggie Holt & Andy Hall (RaggieMaggie & Hallstar) did the decent thing. Off tomorrow to spend the IPO"s money in the Americas.

With other Shakira members:
(https://scontent-b-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1794655_10152024401790980_459359073_n.jpg)


These people were at the Victorious Festival on Southsea Common:

(http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/3220008.jpg?type=articleLandscape)


And I played the early shift of the Portsmouth 25/25 and hightailed it to the wedding afterwards. Back today with buckets of chips, so we"ll see what happens. Chris Webber also through. Dave Howard played the late shift, so I don"t know if he"s still there too.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: dwh103 on August 24, 2014, 12:57:01 PM
Afraid not John. AA couldn"t beat QQ, all in pre, in a 160k pot in the last level. Change went next hand.

Weeeee, posted a bad beat on your thread!

Best of luck today :)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 24, 2014, 17:13:54 PM
I"m posting, which means I"m not busy playing poker.

Had one of the the most ridiculous days I"ve ever had playing poker. There were about 54 players back for Day 2 and I started as one of the leaders with 122k, thinking I had a great chance of going deep. I then proceeded to lose just about every hand I played. The first 30k went quickly due to calling a raise from the BB and catching a bit of the Flop, then opening a few times from the Button, being called and either folding by the end or losing at showdown. Then I called a 28k shove with AK against someone who had A7, so that was me down to 60k.

I still had a little more than average stack and could have shut down, and probably made the money, but I decided to carry on playing, raising from the Button or seeing Flops. I played quite a few hands, and lost all of them except two - I got one Flop c-bet through and I got a double-up when I shoved AT, called by 88. Apart from that, it was one-way, just continuously reducing my stack. Finally I shoved 20k with AK, hit a K, but he made a flush, and I finished 26th (17 paid) in only the fourth level of the day.

Crazee day.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 25, 2014, 22:54:43 PM
My Grandad"s brother was on the radio on Saturday, sounding quite spritely for someone who"s been dead as long as he has. The Belfast accent might be difficult for some:

George Daniels (https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_DB4NgYg_ZXVHBQNHNvNkhielE/edit?usp=sharing)



Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 15, 2014, 20:50:26 PM
Playing WCOOP Stud, courtesy of satellite. I"ve got that there George Danzer on my right. Also sharing with Ana Marquez and Sunday Millions winner Gambler4444. Lost two substantial pots to Ana already, but just won a 3-way against her and George. Fun times.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 22, 2014, 01:34:29 AM
MiniFTOPS #17. $10 entry, 5,261 runners.

So close, but screwed now.

Did the last Day 1 earlier tonight and straight into Day 2 twenty minutes later. I was 15/45 before this hand, with $10k up top - shudda had a million chips and gone at least into the top ten.............


Full Tilt Poker Game #34716842955: MiniFTOPS Event #17 (Day 2) (268096381), Table 44 - NL Hold'em - 10000/20000 Ante 2500 - 01:21:31 WET - 2014/09/22 [20:21:31 ET - 2014/09/21]
Seat 1: markoxo (745,007)
Seat 2: Reutlinger (266,680)
Seat 3: bendog40 (459,658)
Seat 4: _Maui_VII (996,423)
Seat 5: MintTrav (665,938)
Seat 6: DKarolis (553,178)
Seat 7: BIGBLUFFER3 (663,870)
Seat 9: MYspearGUN (298,928)
markoxo antes 2,500
Reutlinger antes 2,500
bendog40 antes 2,500
_Maui_VII antes 2,500
MintTrav antes 2,500
DKarolis antes 2,500
BIGBLUFFER3 antes 2,500
MYspearGUN antes 2,500
MintTrav posts the small blind of 10,000
DKarolis posts the big blind of 20,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MintTrav [Qs Qc]
BIGBLUFFER3 calls 20,000
MYspearGUN has 15 seconds left to act
MYspearGUN: sure again qq kk vs a as always
MYspearGUN has requested TIME
MYspearGUN: nice trap sir but the software trapme not you
MYspearGUN raises to 296,428, and is all in
markoxo folds
Reutlinger folds
bendog40 folds
_Maui_VII folds
MintTrav raises to 663,438, and is all in
DKarolis folds
BIGBLUFFER3 folds
MintTrav shows [Qs Qc]
MYspearGUN shows [10h 10s]
Uncalled bet of 367,010 returned to MintTrav
*** FLOP *** [2s 8h Kh] (Total Pot: 652,856, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** TURN *** [2s 8h Kh] [10d] (Total Pot: 652,856, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** RIVER *** [2s 8h Kh 10d] [6c] (Total Pot: 652,856, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
MintTrav shows a pair of Queens
MYspearGUN shows three of a kind, Tens
MYspearGUN wins the pot (652,856) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 652,856 | Rake 0
Board: [2s 8h Kh Td 6c]
Seat 1: markoxo folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Reutlinger folded before the Flop
Seat 3: bendog40 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: _Maui_VII (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: MintTrav (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: DKarolis (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: BIGBLUFFER3 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: MYspearGUN showed [ 10h 10s] and won (652,856) with three of a kind, Tens





EDIT: Finished 36th, shoving A9 into 99, no help. I"d usually be pleased with $129 for a $10 game. Not so much this time.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 24, 2014, 06:55:01 AM
The war is over. Wars, in fact. Ireland has been at war for the last 348 years, since declaring war on Denmark in 1666. It also declared war on France in 1744, so has been fighting on two fronts since then. Now, a ceasefire has been called and both wars are over. A good thing too - we should be trying to get along as well as we can with our European partners, notwithstanding them being foreign and all, and being at war with each other doesn"t foster a good working relationship. The governments of Ireland, Denmark and France have issued a joint statement - "The ending of hostilities will allow us to work together towards a better future for Europe and focus on our common enemy, the British".

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/our-long-war-with-france-is-now-over-30607217.html
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 25, 2014, 23:01:11 PM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 27, 2014, 01:56:16 AM
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 27, 2014, 12:06:55 PM
Tonight"s England A v USA match should be a corker, mainly because of Strickland"s history against English players. Daryl Peach (England B) called him "the scum of the earth" after a nasty match and he had an infamous match against Steve Davis. A manager from The Mountbatten (regular LPPL player) told me that Strickland called someone in the crowd a f**king w**ker this week.

Here he is in action:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRN8MDhQIUM[/youtube][youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stJqzaHMNZs[/youtube]
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: ian.ski309 on September 27, 2014, 14:31:37 PM
Strickland has a face that I"d never get tired of punching. Come on England !!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 28, 2014, 11:09:56 AM
England A came through a strange match against USA, racing to a 7-2 lead, which disappeared when the Americans tied it at 7-7.
A dry break from current US Champion Shane Van Boening gave England a chance, and they ran out to get to the hill and then broke and ran the last for a memorable win. Earlier, the day started with an upset as Austria broke and ran four racks to see off China and then Finland emerged on top from a tough match between the last two winners.

Austria 9-3 China
Finland 9-7 Philippines
Holland 9-7 Germany
England A 9-7 USA

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTrGm9V7qw[/youtube] [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXZnqBg9IKQ[/youtube]

The numbers on the Americans" backs are the number of times they have won the US Championship.

The final is tonight. Semi-finals are at 1pm:
Holland v Austria  
England A v Finland
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 30, 2014, 22:03:48 PM
ENGLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP


In the semi-finals, England came through a tough match against Finland 9-6, while Holland ran away with their match against Austria, losing the first but then not dropping another rack, including running out four-in-a-row from 4-1 to 8-1.

England A 9-6 Finland
Holland     9-1 Austria

The final was a cliffhanger that came down to the last two balls. In a match full of errors from both teams, Holland reached the hill first at 9-7 and should have finished it, but allowed England back in and the match went hill-hill. England then squandered their opportunity by scratching the break in the final rack to give Holland ball-in-hand. That should have been the end of it and Holland ran the first seven balls of the final rack, but then made an error to let England in. England then should have won it, but missed and that should have been it in Holland"s favour, but they were very unlucky as the cueball and eightball went either side of the nine. They hit it but left an opportunity and this time England didn"t miss and finished off the nine.

England A 10-9 Holland

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd-71DVMcJU[/youtube]



Karl Boyes and Darren Appleton - World Champions

(http://www.pro9.co.uk/html/gallery/gallery/Matchroom/wm_jpp_wcop_2014_winners_02.jpg)



http://www.matchroompool.com/news/article/86gv3gpitt1417lollz5asb87/title/england-steals-it-in-final-rack
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 14, 2014, 07:17:08 AM
I don"t often go on 2+2, but I was there last night and came across this, posted yesterday:

"Built a 140,000 stack on Day One through some steady Negreanu play and threw it all away on a Trickett.."

Amused me anyway.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 14, 2014, 07:23:51 AM
Got to wondering whether it could apply to APAT. Turns out there are many possibilities:

"Built a 140,000 stack on Day One through some steady McBride play and threw it all away on a Ward".

"Built a 140,000 stack on Day One through some steady Roberts play and threw it all away on a Sharp".

"Built a 140,000 stack on Day One through some steady Williams play and threw it all away on a Tam".

"Built a 140,000 stack on Day One through some steady Rudling-Smith play and threw it all away on a Rudling-Smith".

etc
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Big Club on October 14, 2014, 09:50:41 AM

"Built a 140,000 stack on Day One through some steady Rudling-Smith play and threw it all away on a Rudling-Smith".


Big Winz
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on October 16, 2014, 22:09:24 PM
A black swan event near my house yesterday:

(http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/webimage/1.6361626.1413463870!/image/1883045619.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/1883045619.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on November 22, 2014, 00:01:49 AM
Nice run-out, for once:

PokerStars Hand #125535843181: Tournament #1043256442, $5.00+$0.50 USD Triple Stud (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level XXXVII (400/800) - 2014/11/21 23:39:43 WET [2014/11/21 18:39:43 ET]
Table "1043256442 1" 8-max
Seat 1: DEZER44 (8287 in chips)
Seat 2: MintTrav (6238 in chips)
Seat 3: wes.mac44 (5094 in chips)
Seat 5: MostazaM (7016 in chips)
Seat 6: amyen (5348 in chips)
Seat 7: chimp59 (5517 in chips)
DEZER44: posts the ante 80
MintTrav: posts the ante 80
wes.mac44: posts the ante 80
MostazaM: posts the ante 80
amyen: posts the ante 80
chimp59: posts the ante 80
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to DEZER44 [5h]
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d]
Dealt to wes.mac44 [4s]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks]
Dealt to amyen [6h]
Dealt to chimp59 [7c]
wes.mac44: brings in for 120
MostazaM: raises 280 to 400
amyen: calls 400
chimp59: folds
DEZER44: folds
MintTrav: calls 400
wes.mac44: calls 280
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d] [10s]
Dealt to wes.mac44 [4s] [9d]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks] [Jd]
Dealt to amyen [6h] [ 10h]
MostazaM: bets 400
amyen: folds
MintTrav: calls 400
wes.mac44: folds
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d 10s] [8h]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks Jd] [Qc]
MintTrav: checks
MostazaM: bets 800
MintTrav: raises 800 to 1600
MostazaM: calls 800
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h] [Qs]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks Jd Qc] [7h]
MintTrav: bets 800
MostazaM: calls 800
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h Qs] [8c]
MintTrav: bets 800
MostazaM: raises 800 to 1600
MintTrav: raises 800 to 2400
MostazaM: raises 800 to 3200
Betting is capped
MintTrav: calls 558 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (242) returned to MostazaM
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MostazaM: shows [Kh Qd Ks Jd Qc 7h Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
MintTrav: shows [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h Qs 8c] (four of a kind, Eights)
MintTrav collected 13596 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13596 | Rake 0
Seat 1: DEZER44 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: MintTrav showed [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h Qs 8c] and won (13596) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: wes.mac44 folded on the 4th Street
Seat 5: MostazaM showed [Kh Qd Ks Jd Qc 7h Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Seat 6: amyen folded on the 4th Street
Seat 7: chimp59 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on November 22, 2014, 08:14:56 AM

Nice run-out, for once:

PokerStars Hand #125535843181: Tournament #1043256442, $5.00+$0.50 USD Triple Stud (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level XXXVII (400/800) - 2014/11/21 23:39:43 WET [2014/11/21 18:39:43 ET]
Table "1043256442 1" 8-max
Seat 1: DEZER44 (8287 in chips)
Seat 2: MintTrav (6238 in chips)
Seat 3: wes.mac44 (5094 in chips)
Seat 5: MostazaM (7016 in chips)
Seat 6: amyen (5348 in chips)
Seat 7: chimp59 (5517 in chips)
DEZER44: posts the ante 80
MintTrav: posts the ante 80
wes.mac44: posts the ante 80
MostazaM: posts the ante 80
amyen: posts the ante 80
chimp59: posts the ante 80
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to DEZER44 [5h]
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d]
Dealt to wes.mac44 [4s]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks]
Dealt to amyen [6h]
Dealt to chimp59 [7c]
wes.mac44: brings in for 120
MostazaM: raises 280 to 400
amyen: calls 400
chimp59: folds
DEZER44: folds
MintTrav: calls 400
wes.mac44: calls 280
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d] [10s]
Dealt to wes.mac44 [4s] [9d]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks] [Jd]
Dealt to amyen [6h] [ 10h]
MostazaM: bets 400
amyen: folds
MintTrav: calls 400
wes.mac44: folds
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d 10s] [8h]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks Jd] [Qc]
MintTrav: checks
MostazaM: bets 800
MintTrav: raises 800 to 1600
MostazaM: calls 800
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h] [Qs]
Dealt to MostazaM [Ks Jd Qc] [7h]
MintTrav: bets 800
MostazaM: calls 800
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to MintTrav [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h Qs] [8c]
MintTrav: bets 800
MostazaM: raises 800 to 1600
MintTrav: raises 800 to 2400
MostazaM: raises 800 to 3200
Betting is capped
MintTrav: calls 558 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (242) returned to MostazaM
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MostazaM: shows [Kh Qd Ks Jd Qc 7h Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
MintTrav: shows [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h Qs 8c] (four of a kind, Eights)
MintTrav collected 13596 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13596 | Rake 0
Seat 1: DEZER44 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 2: MintTrav showed [8s 4h 8d 10s 8h Qs 8c] and won (13596) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: wes.mac44 folded on the 4th Street
Seat 5: MostazaM showed [Kh Qd Ks Jd Qc 7h Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Seat 6: amyen folded on the 4th Street
Seat 7: chimp59 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)

Very Nice JM.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 14, 2015, 05:07:09 AM
Do you want to see a bad beat? Not the usual - this is a real cracker from the SCOOP tonight. I start with AJA. With two cards to come and all the chips in the middle, I already have AAAJJ and he has a pair of eights. There is only one way for him to win, which is if his last two cards are the other two eights. What was even funnier is that he then sat out. I assume he figured he couldn"t win the hand and just logged out or went off.

PokerStars Hand #135231621724: Tournament #1182218361, $200+$15 USD 7 Card Stud Limit - Level XV (800/1600) - 2015/05/14 3:27:11 WET [2015/05/13 22:27:11 ET]
Table "1182218361 22" 8-max
Seat 1: WhooooKidd (3461 in chips)
Seat 2: WRUUUUM (25776 in chips)
Seat 3: sugarman2013 (31701 in chips)
Seat 4: MintTrav (22503 in chips)
Seat 5: aacpleal (21448 in chips)
Seat 6: nilsef (25555 in chips)
Seat 7: aakkari (2172 in chips)
Seat 8: rtspurs (17888 in chips)
WhooooKidd: posts the ante 160
WRUUUUM: posts the ante 160
sugarman2013: posts the ante 160
MintTrav: posts the ante 160
aacpleal: posts the ante 160
nilsef: posts the ante 160
aakkari: posts the ante 160
rtspurs: posts the ante 160
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to WhooooKidd [8h]
Dealt to WRUUUUM [4d]
Dealt to sugarman2013 [6s]
Dealt to MintTrav [Ad Jh Ah]
Dealt to aacpleal [6c]
Dealt to nilsef [3d]
Dealt to aakkari [7h]
Dealt to rtspurs [3c]
rtspurs: brings in for 240
WhooooKidd: raises 560 to 800
WRUUUUM: folds
sugarman2013: folds
MintTrav: raises 800 to 1600
aacpleal: folds
nilsef: folds
aakkari: folds
rtspurs: folds
WhooooKidd: calls 800
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to WhooooKidd [8h] [2d]
Dealt to MintTrav [Ad Jh Ah] [Jd]
MintTrav: bets 800
WhooooKidd: calls 800
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to WhooooKidd [8h 2d] [Qd]
Dealt to MintTrav [Ad Jh Ah Jd] [ A s]
MintTrav: bets 1600
WhooooKidd: calls 901 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (699) returned to MintTrav
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to WhooooKidd [8h 2d Qd] [8s]
Dealt to MintTrav [Ad Jh Ah Jd  A s] [Kc]
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to MintTrav [Ad Jh Ah Jd  A s Kc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WhooooKidd: shows [8c Ac 8h 2d Qd 8s 8d] (four of a kind, Eights)
MintTrav: shows [Ad Jh Ah Jd  A s Kc 9h] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
WhooooKidd collected 8122 from pot
WhooooKidd is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8122 | Rake 0
Seat 1: WhooooKidd showed [8c Ac 8h 2d Qd 8s 8d] and won (8122) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: WRUUUUM folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 3: sugarman2013 folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 4: MintTrav showed [Ad Jh Ah Jd  A s Kc 9h] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Jacks
Seat 5: aacpleal folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 6: nilsef folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 7: aakkari folded on the 3rd Street (didn"t bet)
Seat 8: rtspurs folded on the 3rd Street
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: KarmaDope on May 14, 2015, 07:39:12 AM
Ouch. Pros run good.

WhooooKidd is David "Bakes" Baker, FYI.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on May 23, 2015, 22:11:55 PM
I think I should give up online poker. Just had so many bad beats over the last three weeks or so, especially on Stars. Nearly posted this a couple of days ago, but resisted.

Instead, I joined Party and played that DTD thing at different levels last night and tonight and took three more horrific bad beats, losing a huge stack each time. You would be shocked if I posted them, but what"s the point. In fact, what"s the point of playing when you keep losing your stack to people who make hopeless plays?
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on May 24, 2015, 01:55:28 AM
Welcome to world of mere mortals John
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: pokerpops on May 26, 2015, 13:25:47 PM

I think I should give up online poker. Just had so many bad beats over the last three weeks or so, especially on Stars. Nearly posted this a couple of days ago, but resisted.

Instead, I joined Party and played that DTD thing at different levels last night and tonight and took three more horrific bad beats, losing a huge stack each time. You would be shocked if I posted them, but what"s the point. In fact, what"s the point of playing when you keep losing your stack to people who make hopeless plays?


The whole point of playing is so that you can induce opponents into making hopeless plays.

So what if occasionally we experience a run of those hopeless plays paying off? Variance sucks, and it may never even out in your lifetime, but you have to keep playing in the anticipation that it will.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 01, 2015, 15:24:26 PM
Hadn"t realised you had replied, David. I have always rolled with your view and spurned the internet-is-rigged argument. On this occasion, I couldn"t come up with any explanation for why the people involved had played their hands as they did, unless they knew what was coming. I played one hand where we had both doubled our stacks to 100k early and were both top ten out of a few hundred. He called a big 3-bet pre-flop, called big amounts on the flop and turn, such that he had a third of his chips in by that stage, holding T6 on a K937 board. The position we were in was not the time to start risking his stack on a wild goose chase. An 8 at the end put me back down to 50k starting stack. I managed to get back up by winning a race and then the same thing happened again, almost identically. I played two other tournaments there and pretty much the same thing happened, with people putting very good positions in jeopardy for no logical reason (and receiving the freak card every time). These tournaments were all satellites for a live DTD event and were filled with DTD regs, which was the main reason I was suspicious. I haven"t played on Party since. Think I"m ready to try again now.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 01, 2015, 15:25:00 PM
After the lion, yet another example of how hunters with bows have a habit of not getting the job finished cleanly.

(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajn8mn1_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 02, 2015, 02:30:52 AM
Damn! I just discovered that Friday was National Orgasm Day.

http://whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Orgasm/

And I missed it.

Only 363 days til the next one.  :(
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 06, 2015, 22:54:09 PM
Having missed National Orgasm Day, I was pleased to discover that there will be a second opportunity, as Saturday will be International Orgasm Day.

Except it"s actually International Female Orgasm Day. What"s the point of that?

http://darleenproud.com/international-female-orgasm-day-8th-august/
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 06, 2015, 23:04:58 PM
So the first Republican debate Is tonight. Seventeen candidates split into two groups. It is likely that Jeb Bush or Scott Walker will be the nominee next year but, in the meantime, the debates should be a lot of fun - and could change history.

Some the candidates are very well qualified, but just don"t seem like people I would want to have running the world.

Would you want Rick Perry, three-time Governor of Texas, who can"t remember which government agencies he wants to abolish, running the world?

[youtube=425,350]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZ-e3T1gVI [/youtube]


How about Senator Ted Cruz, who has a glittering legal career behind him, including being the youngest Solicitor General in Texas history and arguing more landmark cases in the US Supreme Court than anyone else in Congress?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8[/youtube]


And, of course, there is Donald Trump. As the unexpected front-runner,  Trump suddenly has something to lose, so the word is that he is going to tone the usual bombast right down.

Some of the others are just as deranged.

You have a right to be worried.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: duke3016 on August 07, 2015, 00:50:31 AM

And, of course, there is Donald Trump.


Part of me wants this to happen - however the sensible part of me is extremely worried.....
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 07, 2015, 02:14:51 AM
The debate is on Fox News live now:  http://www.foxnews.com/live-coverage/fox-news-republican-presidential-primary-debate

But they have it on a small screen, with no sound, as you"re supposed to have a cable subscription. You can fake it by also calling up Fox Radio, which has it live (the sound is in sync) and expanding the screen.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/2013931500001/fox-news-radio/?intcmp=subnav#sp=watch-live
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 13, 2015, 02:43:22 AM
(http://snappa.static.pressassociation.io/assets/2015/08/12155530/1439391329-68791c273ece2f5c9cd2dfdf19f6fc31-600x1173.jpg)

These are the options for the new New Zealand flag. The old New Zealand flag is crap and looks pretty much the same as the Australian one (a bit like the one on the left of the second row of the new options), so they"re getting a new one. 10,292 designs were submitted and these are the 40 that have made the long-list.

Unfortunately, the new options are crap too - and a lot of them are very similar. They nearly all have stars, a fern or a koru. I thought a koru must be a wave, representing the sea that surrounds them, but apparently it"s not. It is also a fern, but one that is unfolding. Ferns are a big deal in New Zealand. There are a couple of triangle things and one that looks like a sex position.

A few of the options would be okay as company logos, a lot of them look like ice-cream containers and most are just terrible. Makes you wonder how bad the rejected proposals were.

The cost of the whole process is estimated at nearly $26m, mainly for two referendums. Keeping the old flag is still an option too.

From what they"ve got, I think one of these will win. But, really, they should start again.

(http://static.stuff.co.nz/files/28silver-ferns.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Scousebill on August 13, 2015, 11:31:18 AM
Interesting, so this is not the first steps to Independence apparently.
All this bloke wants is a new flag.
If the voting figures are high for the flag choice then it might result in a high turnout in 2016.
I would rather them keep the Union Jack in any design but the one they have as a choice is not good.
Hopefully, when the choice comes they will vote to keep the flag they have now.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 21, 2015, 23:33:43 PM
This is what I call Girl Power.

Ameenah Gurib is a scientist who researches medicinal extracts from plants (for real medicine, not pseudoscience).

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKosZwqTD4s[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCgv_HNoJrY[/youtube]


Now she has only gone and become President of Mauritius.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ameenah_Gurib
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on August 25, 2015, 12:57:12 PM
I took a flight this morning and was sitting beside this girl in her mid-twenties. We shared a grimace about the too-loud announcements and a chuckle about us both having brought sandwiches from home for the flight. Haha, we went. Then I decided to have a look at the newspaper and she took out ..................a colouring book!

WTF!

It wasn"t like a child"s one either - it was a compact A6 booklet which seemed to be aimed at adults and she was using fine-tipped markers. But it was still a flipping colouring book. Checking on the Internet, I find that adult colouring books are now a thing.

This is what we have become. In a world of boybands, frappacinos, Kardashians and WAGs, we have reached a new low where adults are doing colouring books.

I have to admit that she did colour some lovely flowers though.
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: Pianissimo37 on August 29, 2015, 12:02:23 PM

I took a flight this morning and was sitting beside this girl in her mid-twenties. We shared a grimace about the too-loud announcements and a chuckle about us both having brought sandwiches from home for the flight. Haha, we went. Then I decided to have a look at the newspaper and she took out ..................a colouring book!

WTF!

It wasn"t like a child"s one either - it was a compact A6 booklet which seemed to be aimed at adults and she was using fine-tipped markers. But it was still a flipping colouring book. Checking on the Internet, I find that adult colouring books are now a thing.

This is what we have become. In a world of boybands, frappacinos, Kardashians and WAGs, we have reached a new low where adults are doing colouring books.

I have to admit that she did colour some lovely flowers though.
Come on JM, this girl was afraid of flying, and doing the colouring thing was a way to ignore her fears by concentrating on that. On the other hand, she may have liked you and indicated that as she was not on the iphone or pad, you could talk to her. Maybe missed an opportunity there. oops
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on September 05, 2015, 23:21:54 PM
My F.uck-It List

I was reading some people"s bucket lists on the interweb yesterday and I realised that a lot of people really want to do things that I have no desire to do.

So, mainly based on other people"s bucket lists, this is my F.uck-It List of things that I have no interest in doing before I die:

01 Visit Antarctica / Uluru
02 Swim with dolphins / jellyfish / turtles
03 Run with bulls
04 Bungee Jump / base jump
05 Yoga / meditation / be hypnotised
06 Chase a cheese down a hill
07 Drive a race-car / super-car
08 Eat insects
09 Ride a bull
10 Ride in a limousine / Hummer
11 Chase a tornado
12 Join the Mile High Club
13 Go on a game show
14 Get a tattoo
15 Milk a cow / shear a sheep
Title: Re: My New Topic
Post by: MintTrav on December 30, 2015, 22:01:55 PM
I"ve resuscitated this thread to acknowledge the death of a legend. The best basketball player in history - Meadowlark Lemon.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTy3gHhtAo[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRpIXYLCSo[/youtube]