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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #495 on: June 23, 2009, 07:50:36 AM »
Tuesday 23rd June 2007

Every poker player has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to shove.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #496 on: June 23, 2009, 10:19:52 AM »

Tuesday 23rd June 2007

Every poker player has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to shove.

his fist down the throat of the clown who has just 3 outered him  ...... ;-)
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #497 on: June 24, 2009, 07:19:31 AM »
Wednesday 24th June 2006

God is a polythiest

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #498 on: June 25, 2009, 07:52:37 AM »
Thursday 25th June 2009

They"re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #499 on: June 26, 2009, 08:47:29 AM »
Friday 26th June 2009

However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #500 on: June 26, 2009, 09:06:08 AM »

Thursday 25th June 2009

They"re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!



Just because you"re not paranoid, doesn"t mean that they aren"t out to get you!!


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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #501 on: June 27, 2009, 09:53:38 AM »
Saturday 27th June 2009

On-line, adj.:
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #502 on: June 28, 2009, 08:41:02 AM »
Sunday 28th June 2009

Idiot, n.:
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #503 on: June 29, 2009, 12:29:14 PM »
Monday 29th June 2009

Iron Law of Distribution:

Them that has, gets.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #504 on: June 30, 2009, 07:45:03 AM »
Tuesday 30th June 2009

Where does electricity go after it leaves the toaster ?

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #505 on: July 01, 2009, 08:16:28 AM »
Wednesday 1st July 2009

Message from the Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing Assoc.

Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really overwhelming majority of the crowd present.  Abusive and obscene language may not be used by contestants when addressing members of the judging panel, or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when addressing contestants (unless struck by a boomerang).


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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #506 on: July 01, 2009, 08:49:28 AM »
why is it that there is only ONE Monopolies Commission Board ?
The trouble with having an open mind, is that, someone will come along and insist on putting something in it

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #507 on: July 03, 2009, 11:51:26 AM »
Friday 3rd July 2009

Kin, n.:
An affliction of the blood

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #508 on: July 03, 2009, 17:20:31 PM »
What happened to yesterdays thought?
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #509 on: July 03, 2009, 17:27:32 PM »

Friday 3rd July 2009

Kin, n.:
An affliction of the blood



...and boshi?