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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2008, 10:44:24 AM »

29th July 2008

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2008, 08:47:42 AM »
30th July 2008

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can"t make me happy

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2008, 09:26:35 AM »
31st July 2008

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is  not looking good either.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2008, 11:22:55 AM »
the best way to remember partners birthday.....................forget it ONCE   :-\
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2008, 10:56:42 AM »
31st July 2008

If you think nobody cares if you"re alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.                                                            

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2008, 12:18:40 PM »
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.  ::)
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2008, 19:35:42 PM »
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2008, 19:37:27 PM »
Nice one people -- keep em coming

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2008, 19:54:22 PM »

We"ve all been overwhelmed on occasion, possibly even underwhelmed with something, but has anyone just been plain and simply whelmed ?

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2008, 21:12:25 PM »
all the time!

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2008, 07:17:37 AM »
1st July August 2008

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2008, 12:37:49 PM »
1st August 2008

Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2008, 07:32:58 AM »
2nd August 2008

Why can"t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2008, 12:59:12 PM »
2nd August 2008

Women, please remember that a credit limit is, what it says, a limit, not a target

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2008, 11:07:34 AM »
3rd August 2008

If you write down all the positive aspects of your life you won"t have time to write down the negative ones.