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Baldus New:
After prolonged discussions with Social Services and Macaulay Culkin, it would appear that both my wife and myself are unable to attend the APAT Coventry event, as leaving a 9 month old to fend for herself is deemed to be child neglect.

Therefore, as we have already used her child allowance to purchase two tickets to the Coventry event, the wife has decided to stay at home, getting drunk and high on crack, whilst shoving 100 big blinds, under the gun with pocket 2"s online.

Note to Paulie D, before you get the moderators involved, we are only joking, as even the wife would not shove pocket 2"s in this manner!!!!!!!

If you are interested in purchasing said spare ticket, it can be yours for the bargain sum of £82.50, which is just £1.30 more than my daughters monthly child allowance or the amount required to purchase 250 two litre bottles of White Lightning cider, lovely!!!!!!

Payment would be preferred by bank transfer as APAT I am sure will have rules about paying for seats with bottles of cider.

Chipaccrual:
 ;D

Des:
What you"re really saying Andrew....is that you need a third seat.  Does your 9 month old have strong thoughts on tournament structures?

;)

TightEnd:

--- Quote from: Des on March 26, 2012, 15:03:18 PM ---
What you"re really saying Andrew....is that you need a third seat.  Does your 9 month old have strong thoughts on tournament structures?

;)

--- End quote ---



If so, can I direct your child to Brian "birthday boy" Yates via facebook?

thanks

Baldus New:
No, I deffo don"t need a 3rd seat, as currently with the little one unable to speak and thus cannot make a verbal declaration at the table, I am currently the second best player in our household.

Once she can speak and give me her tuppence halfpenny on my play, I will no doubt be relegated to third!!!!!!

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