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Duke attempts the Impossible
duke3016:
I know it is always cruel, often demoniac, definitely evil, frequently fiendish, horribly heinous, damn hellish, indisputably infernal, seriously satanic, along with being vicious and vile. But hey it's a home from home, I am off to the aquarium..
duke3016:
Not a lot of respect for the WSOP from some pro"s anyway - READ THIS
duke3016:
OK so I did my bit to avoid 3 points on my licence and attended a speed awareness course in Runcorn. I rustled up on time (without breaking the speed limit) and the room where it was being held was fecking melting. Anyway after showing ID, the child that was presenting asked the first question.
"Who is here primarily to avoid the points?"
Cue my hand being the only hand to go up. The scene was set for the other 23 sanctimonious little liars to proceed to say loudly and often during the whole course that their eyes have been really opened and they would be model drivers for the rest of their lives.
Was I the only honest fecker there?
My best answer of the day however was to the question.
"Observationally, at what point do you usually realise that you are breaking the speed limit?"
"When I see blue lights in my mirror"
Priceless.......
HOLDorFOLD:
I did a speed course a few years ago and also put my hand up saying I was there to avoid the points.
As did this one guy who also expanded on his answer to say he didn"t think the camera was working so wasn"t bothered about the speed limit on the M1.
The lady says ""Why on earth didn"t you think the camera was working?""
To which he replied ""I"d only installed it three days prior and usually they take about two weeks to switch "em on""
pokerpops:
--- Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on July 19, 2013, 00:29:24 AM ---
I did a speed course a few years ago and also put my hand up saying I was there to avoid the points.
As did this one guy who also expanded on his answer to say he didn"t think the camera was working so wasn"t bothered about the speed limit on the M1.
The lady says ""Why on earth didn"t you think the camera was working?""
To which he replied ""I"d only installed it three days prior and usually they take about two weeks to switch "em on""
--- End quote ---
;D ;D ;D
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