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Duke attempts the Impossible
duke3016:
mousebob:
Longest brag post ever.
N1 :D
Fatcatstu:
Got mine the other day. Mother Ward went to answer the door and gives me the package that she signed for.
Asking "what have you been ordering?" she stands there and waits while i open it.
I couldnt remember ordering anything, and had HORRIFIC thoguhts of me being drunk and ordering a porn DVD or something of the sort...
The medal now sits with the other 4, my bracelet and trophy :)
duke3016:
Patience Arthur I will be there tomorrow ;D
duke3016:
Stolen from FB and placed here for safety..
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you"re here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I"m just trying to warn you that he"s watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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