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Duke attempts the Impossible
Fatcatstu:
--- Quote from: duke3016 on November 04, 2016, 17:27:24 PM ---
I had the steak today - lovely it was - sets me up for a night at the aquarium.....
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Highest quality poker training for Vegas. I like your style.
duke3016:
duke3016:
Winning already - checked the wardrobe and there was enough ironed shirts/Tshirts for Vegas. Checked the drawers - enough socks and undies. Checked the bathroom - enough sprays etc.
Running good
duke3016:
duke3016:
Our house, opposite the church, is the first house on the left as you enter the village. Now about the time that Ireland was holding its first referendum for joining the EEC, circa 1972, I was coming home from the Tulla direction at about 3am, down the Cannon's Hill and just before the church, into my lights I saw a figure hunched in the road with his arse sticking up in the air.
I took evasive action, damn near ran over the eejit and ended up hitting the curb on the other side. I got out of that car and the figure was straightening up and I saw it was one of the Murphy boys and he was busy writing something on the road in big letters.
He had a can of white paint in one hand and a large distemper brush in the other.
“Morning Ger” says he
“Morning Tom” says I “grand night for it”
“Aye” says Tom
“What are you at” says I
“I have a great passion for Ireland being independent and the shackles of the EEC will bind it and strangle our nationality” says he (he must have read that somewhere because Tom was not royally blessed in the workings of his cranial cavity)
“Feck Off, No” says I
“Oh yes” says he
He went back to his labours.
“You won't tell the Guards that I wrote the slogan” says he
“What do you take me for” says I
“Good man” says he.
“What exactly are you writing anyway” says I
“EEC, NOT GOOD FOR IRELAND” says he “Good Eh”
I looked at the fruits of his labours.
“I thought you were against us joining the EEC” says I
“I am” says he “and all will know it after this night, I have written this in 10 places already”
“You sure you're against it” says I
“What do you mean” says he, angrily rising to his full 5' 4”
“You missed out the word NOT” says I “See you tomorrow at mass, goodnight”
I left him snarling and cursing at his mistake and went to bed. I got up in the morning and because there was no room for the word “NOT”, the word 'GOOD' was crossed out and “SH*T” was written above it.
Bless
He had to change all his other masterpieces that he had created. However when driving out of the village the following day and spotting the rest, most of them had another 4 letter word in place of “GOOD” , he must have lost the plot altogether and left the message that the EEC was to perform some bodily functions for the citizens of Ireland.
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