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duke3016:

duke3016:

duke3016:
We had a supermarket and lived in a bungalow attached to the shop. One morning, very early, my father shook me awake it was about 3am

"Get up" says he
"Uh" says I
"Get up and get your shotgun" says he

Wide awake now

"What's up Da" says I
"We have robbers in the shop get your gun" says he.

Now I am a big lad and so was the ould man.

"whoa Da we can deal with it without the gun" says I
"Get the gun NOW" says he.

Well the gun was in the wardrobe and I retrieved it with a belt of cartridges. The ould lad took the gun, fed two shells in and put the belt over his shoulder. All the way through the hall and the kitchen I was pleading with him to put the gun down and we would deal with it.

"No fecking robber is fecking going to fecking rob my fecking shop" says he (he was on form that night)

We passed through the small store and into the shop when a shadow passed the front door and bugger me if the ould lad didn't let go with both barrels. The glass took the brunt of the shot and shattered and the ould lad took off running jumping through the hole where the glass was and fed two more shells into the gun and let fly up the road and he wasn't aiming high either. A distant figure could be seen legging it up the road too far away for the shot to do him any damage.

The ould lad gave me the gun..

"feckers, get the brush NOW" says he

We were never robbed again.......

MAIR:
LOL im loving these Ger, gr8 job keep it coming.

HaworthBantam:

You should put a book together, Ger, fantastic reading.

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