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Thought for today
duke3016:
25th September 2008
Father ; "So Son, what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
Son; "Diet."
smileriraq:
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.
With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.
£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.
But if you bought £1000 worth of Stella one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
Sub 'erby:
26th September 2008
Paranoia ain"t all bad, at least it keeps you on your toes.
duke3016:
26th September 2008
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
duke3016:
27th September 2008
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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