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Thought for today
duke3016:
Wednesday 1st April 2009 (OMG Fools day - or my day as it is commonly known)
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
duke3016:
Thursday 2nd April 2009
A menu is a list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
duke3016:
Friday 3rd April 2009
Poker players usually avoid attributing cleverness to opponents -- unless they have just been outplayed.
duke3016:
Saturday 4th April 2009
Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as Lord of the Realm, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India or "Director of
Corporate Planning for APAT".
duke3016:
Sunday 5th April 2009
Celibacy is not hereditary.
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