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singing the blues
noble1:
lmao ;D
kinboshi:
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--- Quote ---and in the last 16 of the Champions League?
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the definition champions league is debatable lol when 3 out of 4 in our case in the premier have not won anything... ::)
How do you confuse a Liverpool fan?
Ask him directions to Anfield. ;D
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You posted that earlier. Do you have a stutter?
Soon there"ll only be one team in Liverpool. You"ll be up in Knowsley.
noble1:
Bill Shankly quote - ""If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.""
no offence intended as could apply to a everton fan but it stills make me chuckle..
Two boys are playing football in the park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition.
He writes, "Manchester City fan saves friend from vicious animal."
The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a City fan."
The reporter starts again: "Manchester United fan saves friend from horrific attack."
The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a United fan either."
The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?"
"Liverpool," replies the boy.
The headline the next day: "Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
Mikeyboy9361:
Good one Noble. But I think you will find Dan that its Kirby we might be moving to. Another Liverpool fan who doesn"t know the area! ;)
noble1:
--- Quote from: Mikeyboy9361 on January 12, 2009, 18:09:53 PM ---
Good one Noble. But I think you will find Dan that its Kirby we might be moving to. Another Liverpool fan who doesn"t know the area! ;)
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thx mikey , these reds are giving me a hard time ;D
Steve Gerrard is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Alex Curran asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Alex
"You bet Hon" says Steve."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."
A young lad asks his mum where his new liverpool top is.
"I washed it and it"s drying on the line."
The young lad rushes to the window to see his beloved liverpool top lying in the mud.
"Mum, why is my liverpool top in the mud?"
His mum looks out of the window and shouts, "the thieving gits have nicked the pegs again!"
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