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singing the blues
noble1:
lol lol in response - Why do Man City fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? So they know which end to wipe... :o
Mark Hughes wont stand for any nonsense, last week he caught 2 fans climbing over the city of manchester stadium wall and grabbed the pair by there collars ""right"" he said shaking with fury ""you get back in there and watch the game till it finishes""
Swinebag:
Rafa benitez is driving past david moyes, who is walking down the street with a bag of potatoes on his bag.
"Hi Dave, what are you doing with the spuds"
"Oh, We haven"t had chips for a while so I bought these for the lads"
"Fair swap" says rafa as he drives off
noble1:
lol lol n1 i had to chuckle [potatoes are expensive]
Mark Hughes was getting worried that all his players were hopeless, so he phoned up a decent manager to ask for advice. David Moyes explained that he got all the Everton players to dribble round cones, thus improving their close ball control. He suggested Mark try this. Two weeks later, David rang back to see how the Man City players were coping with the new system. When he answered the phone
though Hughes was still browned off.
"Didn"t my suggestion work?" Asked Moyes.
"Bloody cones! They beat us 3-0" muttered Hughes ;D
noble1:
Well i have just finished reading a fascinating thread which has been locked off by Des..just when it was getting interesting and i didnt muck in with any jokes or quips..i must be getting soft as i wanted Liverpool to win secretly, but do not despair my red friends you have 1 leg to go and 1 certain Stevie G who seems to make a habit of producing big performances in that red shirt when all seems lost..so it may be premature to write the Red #h#t off just yet..
I will add there are not many fans who sing there hearts out towards the end of a game when it has been such a disappointing night for them but i dare say the blue half of mersey might mention the result at work tomorrow.. ::)
Good luck to city thursday night against the mighty hamburgers lets hope city discover that the round thing has to go in the onion bag thing of the opposition in order to win.. i wont crack any trophy room jokes just yet Rob ;D
something to watch for the mersey reds..........
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Mikeyboy9361:
I was actually gutted with the Liverpool result, as I have a ticket for the final and if the Koppites had got there, I would have had a team to support! ;)
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