Amateur Poker Association & Tour
Poker Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: SirPercival on January 26, 2012, 09:26:15 AM
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Page 45 of Februarys PokerPlayer mag has a feature titled:
"Top Tips - Follow these crucial pointers from Mickey P. and you"ll soon be bossing the online tourneys."
They seem to have the name spelt incorrectly as Peterson rather than Paterson and the tips themselves don"t sound like they have come from our Vegas hero, so I think we need to set the record straight and have an APAT version.
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#1 Don"t leave your clothes in your mates hotel room then go to bed at 11pm smashed!
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#2 Don"t fall asleep at the bar in Manchester, get shaken awake and roar "All in" at the top of your voice.
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#3 If you"re drunk and Phil Tompkinson says to you "There"s a really good Sit And Go just starting, do you fancy it?", the answer is No. It will be £10 buy in, £5 fee, you will get 1000 chips, the blinds will be 10 minutes and the dealer won"t have a clue what he"s doing.
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#4 - if it feels wrong to 4 bet shove the flop then it probably is wrong, but do it anyway!!! (the bar is open and so is a seat at that cash table)
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LOL Andy.. you loved it really :D
#5 If you head back to your room after a heavy session and find a random Russian in your bed with your passport and wearing your clothes, find him the next day and have a serious staring competition whilst doing laps of the casino hotel
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LOL Andy.. you loved it really :D
#5 If you head back to your room after a heavy session and find a random Russian in your bed with your passport and wearing your clothes, find him the next day and have a serious staring competition whilst doing laps of the casino hotel
Yes Phil, it was awesome. :)
So got to get the full story on this one next time I see you, sounds funny but also quite scary!
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LOL Andy.. you loved it really :D
#5 If you head back to your room after a heavy session and find a random Russian in your bed with your passport and wearing your clothes, find him the next day and have a serious staring competition whilst doing laps of the casino hotel
hatred :-[
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#6 Dont eat more then 2 fried mars bars in 1 day
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#7 When you cash in an APAT National, don"t go out on the lash afterward with Brian Yates"s mates - winnings will be more than wiped out.
(and Guinness is not nice on the way back up)