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Poker Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: monkeyman on February 16, 2008, 09:02:32 AM

Title: 10 Commandments of APAT
Post by: monkeyman on February 16, 2008, 09:02:32 AM

1) Thou shall not tell bad beat stories for they are the work of the devil

2) Thou shall not call thy opponent "Donk" or "Fish" when they win all your chips

3) Thou shall remind thyself that thou are not as good a player as thou thinks thou are

4) Thou shall not talk about pot odds when making a ridiculous call for nobody is fooled

5) Thou shall read daily from the writings of the prophet Harrington

6) Thou shall regard all followers of APAT as equal whether they play in $5,$10,$20 or $50 buy in tourneys

7) Thou shall treat all followers of APAT as equal whether they worship at their home shrines of In-ter-net or attend the mighty temples of Gros-ven-or

8) Thou shall go forth and spread the word of APAT and shall welcome all new followers

9) To attain the highest spiritual state, thou must visit the holy city of Las Vegas at least once in thy lifetime      

10) Thou shall covet thy neighbour"s chips and mercilessly reraise him off pots

Title: Re: 10 Commandments of APAT
Post by: HaworthBantam on February 16, 2008, 12:02:25 PM

Now THAT is the post of season two.  :D

All new members should be directed to read that before being allowed to post on the forum, and some existing members too.......  ;D

Title: Re: 10 Commandments of APAT
Post by: Chipaccrual on February 16, 2008, 13:12:26 PM

Nice Work.

Title: Re: 10 Commandments of APAT
Post by: Maxriddles on February 16, 2008, 20:39:55 PM

I"ve got one to add to the list;-

Thou shalt not drink a bottle of wine prior to an APAT online event.

Is it ok to call yourself a donk?

Title: Re: 10 Commandments of APAT
Post by: monkeyman on February 16, 2008, 20:42:39 PM

Its fine to call yourself a donk. I"m doing a good impersonation of one tonight