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Poker Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: duke3016 on September 23, 2008, 19:27:20 PM

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Post by: duke3016 on September 23, 2008, 19:27:20 PM: 1. Buy and donate a lifeboat
2. Buy and donate an air ambulance
(Enough of this alturism)

3. Get a helicopter licence
4. Buy a fully armed Apache helcopter
5. Get a HGV licence
6. Buy a HUGE HGV to drive around town
7. Buy a pub (and lock the door)

Add as you see fit ........

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Post by: cooste on September 23, 2008, 19:48:59 PM: Open a Dusk till Dawn type poker club in Manchester.
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Post by: Jon MW on September 23, 2008, 19:53:58 PM: Gamble it
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Post by: HaworthBantam on September 23, 2008, 19:58:49 PM: Buy 10 acres of land, and build a house
Build a small lake and stock it with carp
Give £95 Million away to friends and family
Live happily ever after
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Post by: rubertoe on September 23, 2008, 20:08:27 PM: quicker internet connection...like what Bill Gates would have. :D

and a massive Yacht.

Nice!
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Post by: MAIR on September 23, 2008, 20:45:28 PM: Id give 50% away
Id buy a big house or have one designed just the way I want it
Id set up trust funds for my children and grandchildren
Make sure my friends & family were all financially secure
then live a very peaceful and happy life
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Post by: Swinebag on September 23, 2008, 20:55:36 PM: turn pro!
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Post by: duke3016 on September 23, 2008, 20:58:57 PM: Quote from: Swinebag22 on September 23, 2008, 20:55:36 PM

turn pro!

Thats like giving it away (http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/dirtbox/pics/muttley.gif)
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Post by: Chelsea on September 23, 2008, 21:04:05 PM: poker, very quickly
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Post by: oneill1970 on September 23, 2008, 21:11:11 PM: Pay a "lifestyle adviser" £100m to tell me how to spend it...
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Post by: APAT on September 23, 2008, 22:00:19 PM: Should just about cover the price of a round for all the jokers who"ve had a pop at me over the last two years :D
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Post by: Jon MW on September 23, 2008, 22:05:41 PM: Quote from: APAT on September 23, 2008, 22:00:19 PM

I still wouldn"t buy a round :D

FYP

QFT
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Post by: Chipaccrual on September 23, 2008, 22:07:14 PM: Quote from: Jon MW on September 23, 2008, 19:53:58 PM

Gamble it

Not a ranch and horses then ?
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Post by: Jon MW on September 23, 2008, 22:21:36 PM: Quote from: Chipaccrual on September 23, 2008, 22:07:14 PM

Quote from: Jon MW on September 23, 2008, 19:53:58 PM

Gamble it

Not a ranch and horses then ?

That"s the plan, my 100m against their ranch - flip for it, winner takes all ;D
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Post by: thedrifter75 on September 23, 2008, 22:52:47 PM: I"d buy Manchester City, pay off our debt, rebuy Shaun Wright Phillips, get a Brazillian superstar and then i"d...doh! If only it had been last month..
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Post by: Divitts. on September 24, 2008, 07:00:19 AM: Give lots to friends and family.
Open up my own card club.How cool would that be? ;D
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Post by: lukybugur on September 24, 2008, 08:20:25 AM: Give lots to friends and family and hit the fairways of some of the worlds best golf courses for the first 12/18 months.

I"d then set my short term goals to becoming a scratch golfer and making the APAT Scotland Team :D Once both of those have been achieved, onto making the Ryder Cup Team and winning WSOP and WSOPE Bracelets.
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Post by: TopPair2Pair on September 24, 2008, 10:30:27 AM: sell my shop... no more 14 hour days.. wooo!

buy a struggling football club veeeerrryyy cheaply

put the rest in bank and use 50% of the interest as my yearly bankroll to turn into the worlds most giving "ATM machine" pro poker player - travelling the world in the process!!!
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Post by: coprey on September 24, 2008, 12:03:54 PM: I"d turn into Barry Greenstein. Buy myself some WSOP bracelets and donate any winnings to good causes. ;D
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Post by: Swinebag on September 24, 2008, 12:38:00 PM: Quote from: thedrifter75 on September 23, 2008, 22:52:47 PM

I"d buy Manchester City, pay off our debt, rebuy Shaun Wright Phillips, get a Brazillian superstar and then i"d...doh! If only it had been last month..

Post of the year!! ;D
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Post by: janc on September 24, 2008, 21:52:48 PM: Get the wife a lighter part time job :)
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Post by: LongshanksED on September 24, 2008, 22:04:51 PM: would happily live off the interest of approx £250,000 a week
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Post by: monkeyman on September 24, 2008, 23:28:45 PM: Spend the entire duration of the world series in the most expensive suite in Caesars Palace and on days between tournaments, indulge in as much mind-numbing debauchery as I can handle.
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Post by: CrizzyConnor on September 25, 2008, 11:47:54 AM: Most things i"d do have already been listed:

Would do all of the below at some point although not particularly in this order...

* Buy some land and build a house...

* See family right

* Open a poker club in Glasgow & have an international poker tournament held here (maybe an EPT, lol)...

* Buy a small football team to fulfill my Champ Man fantasies!

* Get a box and some lifetime seats for friends at Celtic Park...

* Go travelling the world with the odd stop @ major poker events such as WSOP, EPT Monte Carlo & the AuZZie Millions... do the whole backpacker trail except travel by Emirates in First Class.

* Buy a couple of homes abroad (nothing overly extravogent, just small crash pads) in New York, Las Vegas, Paris & New Zealand...

Oh and after a year of leisure i"d buckle down with what I had left and put it into some business ideas that are up in my noggin and make another £100 Mill and start again...
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Post by: TopPair2Pair on September 25, 2008, 12:20:05 PM: Quote
* Buy a small football team to fulfill my Champ Man fantasies!

I miss the champ man days where you could do a season a day and get that conference team into the premier league - FM takes fooorrreeeeva!
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Post by: Roscopiko on September 25, 2008, 15:05:01 PM: £100m on RED! Easy come....
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Post by: jacklevel06 on September 26, 2008, 16:36:13 PM: I would put a lot of the money towards finding a cure for cancer ,as i have lost many of my family and close friends to the disease.The rest would go to mrsP ,because in all honesty if you let me loose with that amount of money i dont think i would last long.
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Post by: duke3016 on September 26, 2008, 22:24:58 PM: Quote from: jacklevel06 on September 26, 2008, 16:36:13 PM

The rest would go to mrsP ,because in all honesty if you let me loose with that amount of money i dont think i would last long.

Hmm prob right, havent checked but when you are right you are right
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Post by: Waz1892 on September 27, 2008, 08:42:06 AM: sooooooooooo...anyone?
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Post by: duke3016 on September 27, 2008, 11:19:23 AM: Got an e-mail saying the lottery had important news for me, Shaking hands logged on to the UK Lottery web site and read the alert............

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Type Subject
ALERT Congratulations, you"re a winner!
Game: EuroMillions
Prize: £7.40
Date: 26/09/08
Description / Ticket Type: This prize has already been paid to your National Lottery Account. Please view your transactions

Fk My Life matched 2 plus a star
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Post by: HaworthBantam on September 27, 2008, 11:24:45 AM: That"s one star more than I got, Ger.

On the positive side, you"re £7.40 up.
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Post by: duke3016 on September 27, 2008, 11:27:42 AM: Quote from: HaworthBantam on September 27, 2008, 11:24:45 AM

That"s one star more than I got, Ger.

On the positive side, you"re £7.40 up.

£9 invested -- my life just gets better

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Post by: HaworthBantam on September 27, 2008, 11:41:54 AM: Quote from: duke3016 on September 27, 2008, 11:27:42 AM

Quote from: HaworthBantam on September 27, 2008, 11:24:45 AM

That"s one star more than I got, Ger.

On the positive side, you"re £7.40 up.

£9 invested -- my life just gets better

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Ok, so £1.60 down. Still better than £9 down.