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Title: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Chipaccrual on July 12, 2009, 20:02:47 PM: It"s amazing what you can do with good quality software these days.

Take this for example. Here"s a picture of our own Neil Dawson at a poker table, and they"ve very cleverly given Neil a stack of chips way beyond anything you would expect to see him with. Those clever boffins. ;)

(http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/neildawson_dtd_apat.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: lukybugur on July 12, 2009, 20:36:20 PM: ::)

Sigh
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: MAIR on July 12, 2009, 21:02:42 PM: hahahahahaha thats funny!
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 12, 2009, 21:29:49 PM: Quote from: Chipaccrual on July 12, 2009, 20:02:47 PM

It"s amazing what you can do with good quality software these days.

Take this for example. Here"s a picture of our own Neil Dawson at a poker table, and they"ve very cleverly given Neil a stack of chips way beyond anything you would expect to see him with. Those clever boffins. ;)

(http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/neildawson_dtd_apat.jpg)

Yeah, but not one of the best I"ve ever seen, the best tend to be at least "Slightly" believable.....
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: lukybugur on July 12, 2009, 22:12:01 PM: Fact: that is me in the pic

Fact: those are the chips I had in front of me - no more, no less

Fact: I had considerably more (about this amount (http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/neildawson_dtd_apat2.jpg)) when the tourney finished
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 12, 2009, 23:07:08 PM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 12, 2009, 22:12:01 PM

Fact: I had considerably more (about this amount (http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/neildawson_dtd_apat2.jpg)) when the tourney finished

Then you awoke from your dream.....
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: AMRN on July 13, 2009, 09:27:43 AM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 12, 2009, 22:12:01 PM

Fact: that is me in the pic

Fact: those are the chips I had in front of me - no more, no less

Fact: I had considerably more (about this amount (http://www.net10.co.uk/APAT/forum/neildawson_dtd_apat2.jpg)) when the tourney finished

oh you poor deluded fellow. it"s amazing how it can all seem so real.
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 09:45:45 AM: You"re right ... I actually had those three piles and two others like it at the end. And shortly after, a wee pink bag full of £20s.
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: kinboshi on July 13, 2009, 12:05:41 PM
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: duke3016 on July 13, 2009, 12:07:08 PM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 09:45:45 AM

You"re right ... I actually had those three piles and two others like it at the end.

hemorrhoid cream FTW, sitting for ages can get to you
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Chipaccrual on July 13, 2009, 12:27:58 PM: Quote from: kinboshi on July 13, 2009, 12:05:41 PM

Neil, why is it that people always mock the successful? Is it jealousy?

Here"s the vertically-challenged tournament ninja after his win:

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/neil-mad-dimez-1.png)

I like to think I got more of the dramatic photo, before the win had sunk in.

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_X5lM7YiBEWc/SgbyPFVH_kI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/tAlCuYeFvUg/s800/Neil%20Cash.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 13, 2009, 14:00:24 PM: Quote from: Chipaccrual on July 13, 2009, 12:27:58 PM

Quote from: kinboshi on July 13, 2009, 12:05:41 PM

Neil, why is it that people always mock the successful? Is it jealousy?

Here"s the vertically-challenged tournament ninja after his win:

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/neil-mad-dimez-1.png)

I like to think I got more of the dramatic photo, before the win had sunk in.

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_X5lM7YiBEWc/SgbyPFVH_kI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/tAlCuYeFvUg/s800/Neil%20Cash.jpg)

Good attempt Leigh, but you forgot to take account for his height, his eyes should be level with the bottom of the money pile.

6.7/10
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 15:20:39 PM: LOL and sigh.

How long have I been classed as "that bad" a player?

And since when was 5"11" short?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: kinboshi on July 13, 2009, 15:21:29 PM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 15:20:39 PM

LOL and sigh.

How long have I been classed as "that bad" a player?

And since when was 5"11" short?

Since when have you been 5" 11"?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: rubertoe on July 13, 2009, 16:58:11 PM: He"s a Short 5ft 11"
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: SirPercival on July 13, 2009, 21:25:47 PM: Quote from: kinboshi on July 13, 2009, 15:21:29 PM

Quote from: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 15:20:39 PM

LOL and sigh.

How long have I been classed as "that bad" a player?

And since when was 5"11" short?

Since when have you been 5" 11"?

And when did we add "that" to "that bad"?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: kinboshi on July 14, 2009, 09:22:09 AM: Quote from: SirPerceval on July 13, 2009, 21:25:47 PM

Quote from: kinboshi on July 13, 2009, 15:21:29 PM

Quote from: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 15:20:39 PM

LOL and sigh.

How long have I been classed as "that bad" a player?

And since when was 5"11" short?

Since when have you been 5" 11"?

And when did we add "that" to "that bad"?

...and since when has he been classed as a player?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 14, 2009, 13:04:04 PM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 13, 2009, 15:20:39 PM

And since when was 5"11" short?

PIFFLE ! !

We demand an official "Height-in" at the next APAT event.....
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: lukybugur on July 14, 2009, 13:21:16 PM: LOL. I feel like such a target here. I can"t believe I even choose to defend myself. I think it"s about time to use Mod powers, but before I do ...

Here are the results of the Tourney (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/resultplayers.php?id=732) associated with big chip stack pic. We chopped it 50/50 when we got HU and no further hands took place hence I finished with a towering chip stack of around 180k.

I have just measured myself and I"m 5ft10 and a half. I do apologise profusely for misleading you.

Now will someone PLEASE remove the handle from my back!!
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 14, 2009, 13:27:16 PM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 14, 2009, 13:21:16 PM

I have just measured myself and I"m 5ft10 and a half. I do apologise profusely for misleading you.

Hhhmmmmmm.......

A case of a small lie covering a bigger lie ? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: lukybugur on July 14, 2009, 13:36:32 PM: Reverend Christian Briggs

I am also the first minister for -

"The Church of Stringing A Thread Along and on and on and on ..."
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 14, 2009, 13:47:40 PM: Quote from: lukybugur on July 14, 2009, 13:36:32 PM

Reverend Christian Briggs

I am also the first minister for -

"The Church of Stringing A Thread Along and on and on and on ..."

Firstly, I do thank you for recognising my official ordination.

Secondly, please, remember the original "Ginger Nut" thread I started ? ? Your church is weak in comparison.
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Bainn on July 15, 2009, 13:13:57 PM: Thought someone said something about "Stringing a thread along" ? ? ?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: kinboshi on July 15, 2009, 14:55:51 PM: Shorty! Ban the bearded one. That"ll learn "im.
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: AMRN on July 15, 2009, 15:49:26 PM: Quote from: Bainn on July 15, 2009, 13:13:57 PM

Thought someone said something about "Stringing a thread along" ? ? ?

post count?
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: Harmony26 on July 15, 2009, 21:06:18 PM: Quote from: kinboshi on July 15, 2009, 14:55:51 PM

Shorty! Ban the bearded one. That"ll learn "im.

Which school did you go to, kin?!
Title: Re: Photoshop at it's best
Post by: kinboshi on July 15, 2009, 21:34:51 PM