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Poker Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: antthecat on August 08, 2009, 16:39:12 PM

Title: since you
Post by: antthecat on August 08, 2009, 16:39:12 PM
just for a bit of fun, today had a customer who came out with this line "since you looked at my car, the window wont open" considering we only changed the cambelt it was a strange comment, my work mate then said "since you looked at my car, ive put on four pounds, what are you going to do about it?"

i was wondering if anyone could finish off the sentence "since you looked at my car......." and the funniest one will get a drink from me at the wcoap on saturday.
Title: Re: since you
Post by: duke3016 on August 08, 2009, 16:51:32 PM
"since you looked at my car my wife threatened to leave me, can you look at it a little longer this time please ?"
Title: Re: since you
Post by: SirPercival on August 08, 2009, 17:38:11 PM
Quote from: duke3016 on August 08, 2009, 16:51:32 PM

"since you looked at my car my wife threatened to leave me, can you look at it a little longer this time please ?"


I think we have a winner  ;D
Title: Re: since you
Post by: MAIR on August 08, 2009, 17:39:05 PM
Quote from: SirPerceval on August 08, 2009, 17:38:11 PM

Quote from: duke3016 on August 08, 2009, 16:51:32 PM

"since you looked at my car my wife threatened to leave me, can you look at it a little longer this time please ?"


I think we have a winner  ;D

+1
Title: Re: since you
Post by: antthecat on August 09, 2009, 17:58:12 PM
we have a winner, duke is owed 1 bottle of corona. see you there
Title: Re: since you
Post by: duke3016 on August 09, 2009, 18:00:02 PM
Quote from: antthecat on August 09, 2009, 17:58:12 PM

we have a winner, duke is owed 1 bottle of corona. see you there


NFL of course
Title: Re: since you
Post by: samuel_9 on August 09, 2009, 18:16:36 PM
since you looked at my car  my wife said my piston has stop working  she said she would ring YOUR workshop  i dont no what you said to her but she sent me straight to your workshop AGAIN when i got there you where no where 2be sceen WHEN i got home my wife smileing at the back door  SAID  the man from the workshop was here  he showed me HIS piston and it worked fine  wat a smile she had               ill c u at the WCOAP YOUNG MAN and i wount be holding a spanner
Title: Re: since you
Post by: samuel_9 on August 09, 2009, 18:19:05 PM
do i get a aftershock
Title: Re: since you
Post by: antthecat on August 10, 2009, 13:00:33 PM
im not too sure what NFL means. samuel yours is also funny so one aftershock for you.

do i dare put this comment "thread closed"?
Title: Re: since you
Post by: Laxie on August 10, 2009, 13:29:44 PM
Quote from: antthecat on August 10, 2009, 13:00:33 PM

im not too sure what NFL means. samuel yours is also funny so one aftershock for you.

do i dare put this comment "thread closed"?


NFL= no feckin lime.

and NO...your thread is not closed until we get bored with it!   ;D
Title: Re: since you
Post by: cincicrappykid on August 10, 2009, 16:08:26 PM
SINCE U LOOKED AT MY CAR I KEEP HEARING A HIGH "PITCH" SCREECHING NOISE COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAR .. ........HAVE U THOUGHT OF LEAVING THE WIFE AT HOME FOR SOME JOURNEYS  BUM BUM