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Title: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 11, 2010, 11:02:20 AM
Is it possible to cry while sleeping?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: MAIR on August 11, 2010, 11:07:00 AM
I would imagine so
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: kinboshi on August 11, 2010, 11:26:06 AM
Yes.  Next.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: WarBwastardo on August 11, 2010, 11:42:41 AM

Is it possible to cry while sleeping?


Yes I often cry myself awake.  It always starts so pleasantly.  Tea with mummy, but then I spill the saucer of scones.  I don"t mean to, I"m just not very comfortable in the frock I"m wearing and get a bit clumsy.  But they fall THEY ALWAYS FALL and they land jam side down on the carpet..... I"m a bad bad boy and it"s off to the cupboard with me.  The darkness.  The closeness.  Oh and the cold..it"s oh so cold.  Don"t worry mummy, I still.....I still love you.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 11, 2010, 11:43:51 AM


Is it possible to cry while sleeping?


Yes I often cry myself awake.  It always starts so pleasantly.  Tea with mummy, but then I spill the saucer of scones.  I don"t mean to, I"m just not very comfortable in the frock I"m wearing and get a bit clumsy.  But they fall THEY ALWAYS FALL and they land jam side down on the carpet..... I"m a bad bad boy and it"s off to the cupboard with me.  The darkness.  The closeness.  Oh and the cold..it"s oh so cold.  Don"t worry mummy, I still.....I still love you.



:D
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 12, 2010, 08:23:37 AM
Can an electric clock loose/gain time?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: duke3016 on August 12, 2010, 08:25:25 AM

Can an electric clock loose/gain time?



Yes.  Next.


Before he does it  ;D
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: undisputed on August 12, 2010, 09:03:19 AM

Can an electric clock loose/gain time?


don"t think it"s possible for any clock lo loose time. ;-)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 12, 2010, 09:35:38 AM

Can an electric clock loose/gain time?


That would all depend on how you mean that. I guess the simple answer is no, however..each day is a little longer or a little shorter than 24hrs so if you dont touch an electric clock, when they adjust the atomic clock the electronic clock will have gained or lost time.. The real question that has been boggling the experts for years is can you fart and whistle at the same time?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Joker161 on August 12, 2010, 09:43:07 AM
...or can you fart without temporarily holding your breath?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 12, 2010, 09:45:13 AM

...or can you fart without temporarily holding your breath?


Nice, and does leaning to one side or another acctually increase the velocity or noise?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 12, 2010, 09:46:00 AM
Im sure theres a grant availlable for this..
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: WYoung83 on August 12, 2010, 20:30:45 PM
Can you sneeze whilst keeping your eyes open?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on August 12, 2010, 20:46:59 PM
Is it possible to create an anti-gravitational field using a cat and a piece of buttered toast?

(http://www.funnymos.com/funny-pictures/cat3.jpg)


(Please Note: No toast were harmed throughout our experiments)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 12, 2010, 21:11:44 PM
Pure genius Furness
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on August 12, 2010, 21:20:02 PM


Is it possible to create an anti-gravitational field using a cat and a piece of buttered toast?



Unfortunately, the diagram is wrong...the cat CAN land on it"s feet with buttered toast on it"s back and the toast would never have landed.

HOWEVER, the device will function if you strap the buttered side to the underside of the cat (and you would have to so that the toast can"t land butter side down if the cat lands on it"s feet) but you would end up with a really pissed off buttered moggy hanging in space.

That makes one hell of an obstacle in the middle of the kitchen.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 13, 2010, 01:39:40 AM
It scares me that you have worked out the whole physics of this theory Paulie.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on August 13, 2010, 06:06:59 AM
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 13, 2010, 09:32:14 AM
When you go out for dinner, why do you always want what the other person has ordered?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 13, 2010, 09:54:39 AM
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on August 13, 2010, 11:46:05 AM


However should we incorporate a very light beer mat on the cat, the possibilities are boundless.



Dunno...the cat isn"t going to standing floating still...it"s gonna be pissed off, struggling with cold butter on it"s tummy and scratching and biting.

So, beermat, goggles, leather gloves and a large sippy-glass...and perhaps we are on to something.

Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Shogun112 on August 13, 2010, 12:00:55 PM
Is it possible to touch your right elbow with your right hand?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Shogun112 on August 13, 2010, 12:17:02 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcagtfkGsso[/youtube]

:)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 15, 2010, 07:41:16 AM

Is it possible to touch your right elbow with your right hand?


Yes, but it"s very painfully and involves Garden shears.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 16, 2010, 06:42:01 AM
Do ghosts exist?  
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 16, 2010, 08:56:41 AM

Do ghosts exist?  


No, next..
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: snicholson-dn@hotmail.co. on August 16, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
I have the proof!!

http://dai.ly/brNIYP
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 19, 2010, 12:08:50 PM
If a baby chicken is a chick
A baby goose is a gosling
What is a baby turkey called?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on August 19, 2010, 12:17:49 PM

If a baby chicken is a chick
A baby goose is a gosling
What is a baby turkey called?



A Poult
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: duke3016 on August 19, 2010, 13:06:53 PM


If a baby chicken is a chick
A baby goose is a gosling
What is a baby turkey called?



A Poult


well done gold star and sit at the front of the class beside maureen touhy
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: noble1 on August 19, 2010, 15:56:04 PM
Do dog"s enjoy sniffing other dog"s butts?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Marty719 on August 19, 2010, 16:01:59 PM
who doesnt...
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: gizagu on August 20, 2010, 09:21:53 AM
do u see hedges in middle of fields
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on August 20, 2010, 09:28:43 AM

do u see hedges in middle of fields


Only if they are growing hedges for profit.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 23, 2010, 10:00:45 AM
Will Des buy anybody a drink this week?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: SirPercival on August 23, 2010, 10:14:35 AM

Will Des buy anybody a drink this week?


lol - that"s an easy one
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 23, 2010, 14:26:47 PM
Besides himself?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 23, 2010, 14:28:17 PM
Will Tighty be first in line for the buffet?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Shogun112 on August 23, 2010, 15:31:25 PM
Will Canada win the team poker?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 23, 2010, 15:37:23 PM

Will Canada win the team poker?


Will Canada be sober enough to play poker?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: MintTrav on August 23, 2010, 15:46:07 PM

Will Canada win the team poker?


It would seem unlikely if the rumour I"ve heard is true, ie that they"ve only got three players.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Marty719 on August 23, 2010, 15:53:45 PM
wo(spanner)rks
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 23, 2010, 15:56:11 PM


Will Canada win the team poker?


It would seem unlikely if the rumour I"ve heard is true, ie that they"ve only got three players.


Untrue....But thanks for asking..
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: zzBlizzardzz on August 23, 2010, 16:26:11 PM
However we still need to see if Mike makes it over all right. So you never know.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on August 25, 2010, 09:07:22 AM

Will Tighty be first in line for the buffet?


He is expected to make his move at this point and go ALL IN :)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on August 26, 2010, 10:00:17 AM
Who will be World Team Champions?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: The Healer on August 29, 2010, 18:01:17 PM
Why did they make dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: The Healer on August 29, 2010, 18:02:29 PM
And another thing, how come there is only one Monopolies Commissions Board ?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on September 07, 2010, 12:00:24 PM
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Swinebag on September 07, 2010, 17:27:39 PM

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?



no idea, but I"d imagine you"d probably melt (due to the close proximity to the earths core) before gravity had a chance to do its stuff
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: duke3016 on September 07, 2010, 17:36:15 PM

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?



Theoretically (taking away the burning bit) you would fall, then hit center, continue falling but slow down, then fall back to center, and oscilate until you settled in the center.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Waz1892 on September 11, 2010, 21:51:28 PM
In terms of Fitness - Who is fittest? (and I"m not referring to "looks"  ::))

Football or Rubgy Players?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: noble1 on September 12, 2010, 00:16:00 AM
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: George2Loose on September 12, 2010, 00:59:39 AM

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?


Nope because you"re technically not swimming if you"re drowning
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Cyntaf on September 12, 2010, 17:21:02 PM

wo(spanner)rks


See what you say, say what you see. That"s good, but it"s not right.
Now imagine in an irish accent ::)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on September 13, 2010, 02:27:30 AM
Hohum AYE

Brings back fond memories of when they had to move the show to after the watershed ;)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Cyntaf on September 13, 2010, 11:53:05 AM

Hohum AYE

Brings back fond memories of when they had to move the show to after the watershed ;)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0[/youtube]


Aye, the snake still hasn"t recovered and is in therapy twice a week :o
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on September 13, 2010, 12:10:31 PM
Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Laxie on September 13, 2010, 12:21:59 PM

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?


FYP

Oh yeah.  And to answer yer question - stop winning money.  No need to thank me.   ;)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: SirPercival on September 13, 2010, 18:34:20 PM

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?


1. Explain the meaning of variance.
2. Tell her if she spends half then she has to pay half of all future buy-ins
3. Keep it in a separate bank account and commit to not using "shared" money for poker

or

4. Try all the above without success then spend it before she can!!!!!
5. Give it to your mates  ;D
6. Blow it on drink and hookers
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: duke3016 on September 13, 2010, 19:39:13 PM

6. Blow it on drink and hookers


Oh Yes  ::)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Mikeyboy9361 on September 13, 2010, 20:08:33 PM

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?

Blatant brag IMO. ;)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: noble1 on September 14, 2010, 02:01:51 AM
Why isn"t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on September 14, 2010, 08:20:08 AM

Why isn"t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?


(http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/204726-mouse_flavored_cat_food.jpg)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on September 14, 2010, 08:42:58 AM

Why isn"t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?


Oh and for those dyslexic cat owners :D

(http://www.maisonduvins1994.com/images/main_1218016181/Chocolate-Mousse_w.jpg)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: mousebob on September 14, 2010, 18:10:11 PM
   I"m feeling victimised !!
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on September 15, 2010, 14:56:02 PM

  I"m feeling victimised !!


:) Better change the subject then lol

When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on September 15, 2010, 15:00:22 PM


When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?



Do I really need to say it?

Come on...say it with me.....

February 2011
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: AJDUK on September 15, 2010, 19:21:30 PM



When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?



Do I really need to say it?

Come on...say it with me.....

February 2011


As early as that?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on September 15, 2010, 21:39:48 PM
Sure...why not?..S4 was announced in February.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Eck on September 16, 2010, 12:10:53 PM


6. Blow it on drink and hookers

Oh Yes  ::)


Blow it suggests it"s a waste????

and


In terms of Fitness - Who is fittest? (and I"m not referring to "looks"  ::))

Football or Rubgy Players?


Not even close at top level easily rugby players.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: thinsy147 on September 16, 2010, 14:47:14 PM

Help wanted

How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?


Become a better poker player and stop her from beating you "heads-up" when sitting infront of the telly watching Coronation Street!  ::)
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Paulie_D on September 16, 2010, 14:50:08 PM


How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?



Don"t give her any...simples!

Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: furnesspoker on September 17, 2010, 02:48:35 AM



When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?



Do I really need to say it?

Come on...say it with me.....

February 2011


ahhh that leads me to the ultimate question, when can we start saying "Coming Soon..." :D:D:D:D
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on September 18, 2010, 10:45:43 AM
Can something be called "New and Improved"?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: SirPercival on September 18, 2010, 20:35:18 PM

Can something be called "New and Improved"?


If the old version was ****e then why not?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on September 22, 2010, 09:23:16 AM
Just got a PS3 which game should I get?

Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: ian.ski309 on September 22, 2010, 09:32:01 AM

Just got a PS3 which game should I get?

Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?


MOH, without doubt.


And don"t tell them your name Pike !
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: noble1 on September 22, 2010, 13:10:23 PM

Just got a PS3 which game should I get?

Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?


meh neither , Uncharted 2: among thieves or Metal gear solid 4: guns of the patriots far better imho..
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: nosey-p on September 26, 2010, 09:12:08 AM
How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Laxie on September 26, 2010, 10:14:42 AM
First of all it"s Sunday.  Secondly, it"s MILES too early in the morning for asking questions like that.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Waz1892 on September 26, 2010, 10:28:11 AM

How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?


How did you make the u to be upside down?   ;D
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Laxie on September 26, 2010, 10:56:16 AM


How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?


How did you make the u to be upside down?   ;D


Now THAT one I could answer.  But I won"t.  Because it"s Sunday.
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: AMRN on September 26, 2010, 17:45:10 PM


How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?


How did you make the u to be upside down?   ;D


u?op ?p?sdn s????????? ?u? u?n? u?? no?
Title: Re: Question of the day
Post by: Waz1892 on September 26, 2010, 18:24:22 PM



How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?


How did you make the u to be upside down?   ;D


u?op ?p?sdn s????????? ?u? u?n? u?? no?


OK  :D  I was just trying to by kinder funny with Waynes mis-type, but now this has gotten weird!  :D