Amateur Poker Association & Tour
Poker Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: nosey-p on August 11, 2010, 11:02:20 AM
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Is it possible to cry while sleeping?
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I would imagine so
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Yes. Next.
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Is it possible to cry while sleeping?
Yes I often cry myself awake. It always starts so pleasantly. Tea with mummy, but then I spill the saucer of scones. I don"t mean to, I"m just not very comfortable in the frock I"m wearing and get a bit clumsy. But they fall THEY ALWAYS FALL and they land jam side down on the carpet..... I"m a bad bad boy and it"s off to the cupboard with me. The darkness. The closeness. Oh and the cold..it"s oh so cold. Don"t worry mummy, I still.....I still love you.
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Is it possible to cry while sleeping?
Yes I often cry myself awake. It always starts so pleasantly. Tea with mummy, but then I spill the saucer of scones. I don"t mean to, I"m just not very comfortable in the frock I"m wearing and get a bit clumsy. But they fall THEY ALWAYS FALL and they land jam side down on the carpet..... I"m a bad bad boy and it"s off to the cupboard with me. The darkness. The closeness. Oh and the cold..it"s oh so cold. Don"t worry mummy, I still.....I still love you.
:D
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Can an electric clock loose/gain time?
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Can an electric clock loose/gain time?
Yes. Next.
Before he does it ;D
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Can an electric clock loose/gain time?
don"t think it"s possible for any clock lo loose time. ;-)
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Can an electric clock loose/gain time?
That would all depend on how you mean that. I guess the simple answer is no, however..each day is a little longer or a little shorter than 24hrs so if you dont touch an electric clock, when they adjust the atomic clock the electronic clock will have gained or lost time.. The real question that has been boggling the experts for years is can you fart and whistle at the same time?
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...or can you fart without temporarily holding your breath?
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...or can you fart without temporarily holding your breath?
Nice, and does leaning to one side or another acctually increase the velocity or noise?
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Im sure theres a grant availlable for this..
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Can you sneeze whilst keeping your eyes open?
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Is it possible to create an anti-gravitational field using a cat and a piece of buttered toast?
(http://www.funnymos.com/funny-pictures/cat3.jpg)
(Please Note: No toast were harmed throughout our experiments)
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Pure genius Furness
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Is it possible to create an anti-gravitational field using a cat and a piece of buttered toast?
Unfortunately, the diagram is wrong...the cat CAN land on it"s feet with buttered toast on it"s back and the toast would never have landed.
HOWEVER, the device will function if you strap the buttered side to the underside of the cat (and you would have to so that the toast can"t land butter side down if the cat lands on it"s feet) but you would end up with a really pissed off buttered moggy hanging in space.
That makes one hell of an obstacle in the middle of the kitchen.
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It scares me that you have worked out the whole physics of this theory Paulie.
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When you go out for dinner, why do you always want what the other person has ordered?
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However should we incorporate a very light beer mat on the cat, the possibilities are boundless.
Dunno...the cat isn"t going to standing floating still...it"s gonna be pissed off, struggling with cold butter on it"s tummy and scratching and biting.
So, beermat, goggles, leather gloves and a large sippy-glass...and perhaps we are on to something.
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Is it possible to touch your right elbow with your right hand?
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcagtfkGsso[/youtube]
:)
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Is it possible to touch your right elbow with your right hand?
Yes, but it"s very painfully and involves Garden shears.
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Do ghosts exist?
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Do ghosts exist?
No, next..
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I have the proof!!
http://dai.ly/brNIYP
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If a baby chicken is a chick
A baby goose is a gosling
What is a baby turkey called?
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If a baby chicken is a chick
A baby goose is a gosling
What is a baby turkey called?
A Poult
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If a baby chicken is a chick
A baby goose is a gosling
What is a baby turkey called?
A Poult
well done gold star and sit at the front of the class beside maureen touhy
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Do dog"s enjoy sniffing other dog"s butts?
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who doesnt...
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do u see hedges in middle of fields
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do u see hedges in middle of fields
Only if they are growing hedges for profit.
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Will Des buy anybody a drink this week?
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Will Des buy anybody a drink this week?
lol - that"s an easy one
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Besides himself?
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Will Tighty be first in line for the buffet?
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Will Canada win the team poker?
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Will Canada win the team poker?
Will Canada be sober enough to play poker?
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Will Canada win the team poker?
It would seem unlikely if the rumour I"ve heard is true, ie that they"ve only got three players.
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wo(spanner)rks
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Will Canada win the team poker?
It would seem unlikely if the rumour I"ve heard is true, ie that they"ve only got three players.
Untrue....But thanks for asking..
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However we still need to see if Mike makes it over all right. So you never know.
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Will Tighty be first in line for the buffet?
He is expected to make his move at this point and go ALL IN :)
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Who will be World Team Champions?
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Why did they make dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?
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And another thing, how come there is only one Monopolies Commissions Board ?
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If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
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If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
no idea, but I"d imagine you"d probably melt (due to the close proximity to the earths core) before gravity had a chance to do its stuff
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If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Theoretically (taking away the burning bit) you would fall, then hit center, continue falling but slow down, then fall back to center, and oscilate until you settled in the center.
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In terms of Fitness - Who is fittest? (and I"m not referring to "looks" ::))
Football or Rubgy Players?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Nope because you"re technically not swimming if you"re drowning
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wo(spanner)rks
See what you say, say what you see. That"s good, but it"s not right.
Now imagine in an irish accent ::)
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Hohum AYE
Brings back fond memories of when they had to move the show to after the watershed ;)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0[/youtube]
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Hohum AYE
Brings back fond memories of when they had to move the show to after the watershed ;)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0[/youtube]
Aye, the snake still hasn"t recovered and is in therapy twice a week :o
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Help wanted
How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
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Help wanted
How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
FYP
Oh yeah. And to answer yer question - stop winning money. No need to thank me. ;)
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Help wanted
How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
1. Explain the meaning of variance.
2. Tell her if she spends half then she has to pay half of all future buy-ins
3. Keep it in a separate bank account and commit to not using "shared" money for poker
or
4. Try all the above without success then spend it before she can!!!!!
5. Give it to your mates ;D
6. Blow it on drink and hookers
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6. Blow it on drink and hookers
Oh Yes ::)
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Help wanted
How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
Blatant brag IMO. ;)
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Why isn"t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?
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Why isn"t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?
(http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/204726-mouse_flavored_cat_food.jpg)
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Why isn"t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?
Oh and for those dyslexic cat owners :D
(http://www.maisonduvins1994.com/images/main_1218016181/Chocolate-Mousse_w.jpg)
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I"m feeling victimised !!
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I"m feeling victimised !!
:) Better change the subject then lol
When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?
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When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?
Do I really need to say it?
Come on...say it with me.....
February 2011
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When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?
Do I really need to say it?
Come on...say it with me.....
February 2011
As early as that?
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Sure...why not?..S4 was announced in February.
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6. Blow it on drink and hookers
Oh Yes ::)
Blow it suggests it"s a waste????
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In terms of Fitness - Who is fittest? (and I"m not referring to "looks" ::))
Football or Rubgy Players?
Not even close at top level easily rugby players.
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Help wanted
How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
Become a better poker player and stop her from beating you "heads-up" when sitting infront of the telly watching Coronation Street! ::)
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How do you stop your wife spending your poker money?
Don"t give her any...simples!
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When will the schedule for Season 5 be announced?
Do I really need to say it?
Come on...say it with me.....
February 2011
ahhh that leads me to the ultimate question, when can we start saying "Coming Soon..." :D:D:D:D
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Can something be called "New and Improved"?
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Can something be called "New and Improved"?
If the old version was ****e then why not?
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Just got a PS3 which game should I get?
Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?
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Just got a PS3 which game should I get?
Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?
MOH, without doubt.
And don"t tell them your name Pike !
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Just got a PS3 which game should I get?
Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?
meh neither , Uncharted 2: among thieves or Metal gear solid 4: guns of the patriots far better imho..
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How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?
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First of all it"s Sunday. Secondly, it"s MILES too early in the morning for asking questions like that.
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How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?
How did you make the u to be upside down? ;D
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How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?
How did you make the u to be upside down? ;D
Now THAT one I could answer. But I won"t. Because it"s Sunday.
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How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?
How did you make the u to be upside down? ;D
u?op ?p?sdn s????????? ?u? u?n? u?? no?
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How do yon know when you have run out of invisible ink?
How did you make the u to be upside down? ;D
u?op ?p?sdn s????????? ?u? u?n? u?? no?
OK :D I was just trying to by kinder funny with Waynes mis-type, but now this has gotten weird! :D