Amateur Poker Association & Tour
Poker Forum => Live Poker => Topic started by: TightEnd on November 15, 2010, 17:37:32 PM
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Announcement
On behalf of the APAT Management team we are sorry to have to announce that Stuart "fatcatstu" Ward will be unable to play in the forthcoming APAT European Amateur Championship - Coventry, to defend the title he won last year at Luton
Following many and various complaints it has been alleged that of his last 150 posts, of 296 in total, some 148 remind viewers of this forum that he won the event last year.
Furthermore other complaints centre around his association with Gordon Strachan and his sighting in Manchester"s Canal Street last week dressed in a manner non compliant with G Casino dress codes, and no I don"t mean his trainers.
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17420.jpg)
Faced with an unprecendented exodus from the player list by over 40 people, and thus running an unsuccessful event for the first time in four seasons, we have no choice but to transfer his seat to "The Stockton Rock", here seen before Swimming in last week"s school photo.
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We look forward to welcoming "fatcatstu" back to APAT once he has learnt the art of humility, how to shave and when Middlesborough FC win a game again.
Around August 2015 then.
APAT Management team
November 2010
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Ger likes this ;D
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif) ohhhhhh my
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Hold up, he grows a daft tash, and i get abuse?!
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Hold up, he grows a daft tash, and i get abuse?!
Seems fair to me
As does the ban - good to see APAT moving forward as a truly despotic democratic organisation
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PMSL!!
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You have no idea how much I am laughing right now
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tremendous Tighty, this is going to be so funny ;D
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You have no idea how much I am laughing right now
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Bit like this I imagine
(http://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0004/5203/hyena-laughing.jpg)
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
Have you won anything before?
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
chortle!!!
Now there"s a word you don"t hear very often, unless reading any Secret Seven book!
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
Have you won anything before?
I won teh Europeans last year, if you have a spare 5 mins i am more than willing to fill you in on the details.
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
Wearing a disguise won"t mean you avoid detection Son, we"d still be able to effing hear you!!! xx
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
Wearing a disguise won"t mean you avoid detection Son, we"d still be able to effing hear you!!! xx
playing poker tonight pops? x
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
chortle!!!
Now there"s a word you don"t hear very often, unless reading any Secret Seven book!
Wizard!
I"ll get Auntie Meg to make sandwiches and lashings of Ginger Beer!
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
Wearing a disguise won"t mean you avoid detection Son, we"d still be able to effing hear you!!! xx
playing poker tonight pops? x
Nope - I"m going to play "not-poker" at
(http://www.cowboysindians.com/content/articles/2009-07/brandvik/horseshoes_big.jpg)
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Its a damn conspiracy i tell you!!! I am still gonna win like. Disguises ftw.
This definately made me chortle alot.
chortle!!!
Now there"s a word you don"t hear very often, unless reading any Secret Seven book!
Wizard!
I"ll get Auntie Meg to make sandwiches and lashings of Ginger Beer!
Oh I say, that did make me chortle ! :D :D :D