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Title: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on June 27, 2011, 11:09:40 AM
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Your best suggestions please, as two of the quietest and abstemious APAT members meet face to face on the Blackpool final table


Tony Trippier and Noe Purdie......
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: AMRN on June 27, 2011, 11:11:56 AM
Quote from: TightEnd on June 27, 2011, 11:09:40 AM

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Noe: "Oh please Tony, let me have my precious, I wants it. Beeeeer"
Tony: "Gizza kiss first then darlin"..."
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: bear21 on June 27, 2011, 11:44:17 AM
Beauty and the beast
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: jbworldwide on June 27, 2011, 12:18:30 PM
You"re so Purdie, Noe Tony you must be Trippier



well I tried...  :-[
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: janc on June 27, 2011, 12:37:05 PM
"Hi big boy, your well stacked arn"t you!
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: cincicrappykid on June 27, 2011, 12:47:29 PM
lol thats quite close will post actual conversation at end of competion
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: thinsy147 on June 27, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
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Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Curlarge on June 27, 2011, 13:16:10 PM
"Gizza sip, Mr. Steptoe"
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: nyerun on June 27, 2011, 13:36:55 PM
"Are you wearing no knickers too?"

"Give me your stack and i"ll show you"
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: PantsMan on June 27, 2011, 16:38:46 PM
"Hi big boy, i"ve just heard you"re a really sexy bronzed stud"

"No darling, you misheard, they said i look like Steptoe and i"ve got a bronze in the stud!"
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: bigalhx3 on June 27, 2011, 18:08:45 PM
noe:you have a big stack tell me who is the biggest cock at BCPC
tony: that will be Brian Yates
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Fatcatstu on June 27, 2011, 18:54:25 PM
New poker craze started as APAT members engage in synchronised farting.
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Bainn on June 27, 2011, 19:42:04 PM
*Tony does his best Sir Mix-A-Lot impression*
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Waz1892 on June 27, 2011, 20:19:05 PM
The Poker Team stand, watch and realise 888"s new policy on attracting new members....
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Chipaccrual on June 27, 2011, 20:32:05 PM
Tony saying :-

"Good game, good game.  Higher or lower than 888, higher or lower ?"
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: ZeroTime on June 27, 2011, 23:36:44 PM
Do you want to **** my chips off????
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: TheSnapper on June 28, 2011, 03:58:15 AM
Congratulations Tony I"m here to present you with some medals.

fuk Noesssss its about time, bunch of chancers it wud seem
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Foggy on June 28, 2011, 10:51:04 AM
Have you got a spare medal box?

If you have I"ll give you some of my chips
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: MintTrav on June 28, 2011, 11:22:44 AM
Yours is even bigger than the one I blew earlier.
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: cincicrappykid on June 28, 2011, 16:57:41 PM
ACTUAL CONVERSATION
NOE    ; What is with you boys building up your giant towers of chips
TONY  ; Its something to play with thats like my ***** , in fact this stack is just like my ***** ( large tower built earlier ) only mines thicker
NOE    ; oooo i like thick , my husbands is thick
TONY  ; Thick and long
NOE    ; No just thick ................lol
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: tumblet on June 29, 2011, 01:01:33 AM
Quote from: cincicrappykid on June 28, 2011, 16:57:41 PM

ACTUAL CONVERSATION
NOE    ; What is with you boys building up your giant towers of chips
TONY  ; Its something to play with thats like my ***** , in fact this stack is just like my ***** ( large tower built earlier ) only mines thicker
NOE    ; oooo i like thick , my husbands is thick
TONY  ; Thick and long
NOE    ; No just thick ................lol


Quality
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: thinsy147 on June 29, 2011, 10:28:02 AM
Quote from: thinsy147 on June 27, 2011, 12:54:42 PM

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There"s some good answers here.... i better just hope there"s a BONUS prize for Artistic Merit!

:P
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: fandango on June 29, 2011, 16:15:59 PM
Tony.. Couldn"t just reach under the table and scratch that itch I have on my leg please?
Noe... Cheeky boy does this make your leg feel better?
Tony.. Pwhooaar you bet.. But that ain"t my leg!!
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: thinsy147 on July 06, 2011, 12:02:38 PM
And the winner is ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on July 08, 2011, 19:51:58 PM
The winner is Poker, every time
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: Waz1892 on July 08, 2011, 21:19:13 PM
Quote from: TightEnd on July 08, 2011, 19:51:58 PM

The winner is Poker, every time


scam competition!!..you should be on Panarama!  ;D
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: jbworldwide on July 08, 2011, 21:58:39 PM
Tighty changes the rules by the minute, you should know this by now.
Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on July 08, 2011, 23:05:49 PM
the winner is thinsy47

He wins a night guarding the 888poker servers, followed by a night on customer call centre duties

Title: Re: Blackpool Caption Competition
Post by: thinsy147 on July 09, 2011, 09:56:04 AM
 
Quote from: TightEnd on July 08, 2011, 23:05:49 PM

the winner is thinsy47

He wins a night guarding the 888poker servers, followed by a night on customer call centre duties





Phew! That was close... Feel sorry for the winner!

I"m glad i"m thinsy147