Today"s thought (21/07/2008)
First law of travel
"The first piece of luggage out of the Crute doesn"t belong to anyone, ever"
28th July part2
you think there is nothin worse than sittin down on a freezing toilet seat, until you sit down on a warm toilet seat and you realise someones sweaty hairy sh*ttin ass has just been there before you!......
28th July part2
you think there is nothin worse than sittin down on a freezing toilet seat, until you sit down on a warm toilet seat and you realise someones sweaty hairy sh*ttin ass has just been there before you!......
With a floater in the bowl ::)
29th July 2008
Mickey Mouse wears a Gordon Brown watch
How can a computer be PROGRAMMED to produce a truly RANDOM number?
P.S. Online poker is therefore fixed
When Czechoslovakia broke up, you have, "The Czechs" and, "The Slovakians"
So, what happened to all, "The O"s", where did they go?
been British is about drivin a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,then on the way home,grabing an Indian curry to sit on a Swedish sofa & watch USA tv shows on a Japanese Telly.
When Czechoslovakia broke up, you have, "The Czechs" and, "The Slovakians"
So, what happened to all, "The O"s", where did they go?
Mr Noseybonk.
(http://www.thechestnut.com/jigsaw/noseybonk/4.jpg)
been British is about drivin a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,then on the way home,grabing an Indian curry to sit on a Swedish sofa & watch USA tv shows on a Japanese Telly.
FYP
7th September 2008
In the force if Yoda"s so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can"t he?
14th September 2008
Laugh at yourproblemslack of beer; everybody else does.
14th September 2008
Laugh at yourproblemslack of beer; everybody else does.
FYP
14th September 2008
Laugh at yourproblemslack of beer; everybody else does.
FYP
LOL pictoral evidence fk my life
(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/DSC01557.JPG)
18th September 2008
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb; time may heal the anguish of the wound; but the loss cannot be repaired.
RIP Brendan; our loss is heaven"s gain
18th September 2008
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb; time may heal the anguish of the wound; but the loss cannot be repaired.
RIP Brendan; our loss is heaven"s gain
18th September 2008
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb; time may heal the anguish of the wound; but the loss cannot be repaired.
RIP Brendan; our loss is heaven"s gain
:"(
6th October 2008
Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
When you get to my age (and get owned at poker by Laxie"s 11year old daughter) one day is just like another. But thank you
A word of advice about Rhinoceroses
I worked in London Zoo for 6 months for a builder repairing the old roofs and felt work.
Every day I walked past the rhino field and 1 old rhino stood by the wall and I went over and rubbed his nose
But one day I leant over the wall and he brought his head up and his horn knocked my glasses off. Another inch and I may have lost an Eye.
The moral is make sure they have not moved your rhino m8 into another field before you pat his nose
Never drink shooters with the hungarian poker team
Never drink shooters with the hungarian poker team
Don"t have 9 £20 re-buys when there are only 11 players in the tourney :o
Saturday 15th November 2008 -- (Son of Dukes 18th birthday -- see us at a casino near you)
Good time last night then ? ;D
A great look. Late contender for scariest APAT image of the year. :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Drink ? Good idea Micky.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Drink ? Good idea Micky.
Friday 2nd January 2009
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm! bt u cn tx ur kds
Monday 5th January 2009
If you"re happy, you"re successful.
Wednesday 28th January 2009
Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.
Sunday 8th February 2009
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can"t think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
Oh and Jack plays A"s very well (http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/dimebar_probably/Smileys/th_chainsaw.gif)
Monday 9th February 2009
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
Saturday 14th Frebruary 2009
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
Friday 27th February 2009
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Friday 13th March 2009
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Friday 13th March 2009
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Friday 13th March 2009
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
There is no I in team
When I started this thread last July it was purely for a bit of fun but I notice that it now has 10,000 views.
That is tremendous, and trite as they are someone must read them.
Cheers
Ger
When I started this thread last July it was purely for a bit of fun but I notice that it now has 10,000 views.
That is tremendous, and trite as they are someone must read them.
Cheers
Ger
thank you duke for your insight into the world
When I started this thread last July it was purely for a bit of fun but I notice that it now has 10,000 views.
That is tremendous, and trite as they are someone must read them.
Cheers
Ger
What goes up, must come down...hopefully in one piece.
Saturday 16th May 2009
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than speak out and remove all doubt
Can you not change today"s thought to "Fvck clickfests"?
Saturday 20th June 2009
People say that there are things in life that money can"t buy, but it"s very funny-- Did you ever try buying them without money?
But I should be quite willing to assume every curse of wealth if I could at the same time assume every blessing.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can"t cure,
Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.
his fist down the throat of the clown who has just 3 outered him ...... ;-)
Tuesday 23rd June 2007
Every poker player has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to shove.
Thursday 25th June 2009
They"re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
Friday 3rd July 2009
Kin, n.:
An affliction of the blood
Closed? CLOSED?! You can"t close the daily thought thread. Have you not seen what happens to closed threads? They end up with pics of gingernuts and rubbish like that! Nope. Not happening. Get thinking Mr.!!!