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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1305 on: December 17, 2009, 21:24:18 PM »
Back at home - visit was kind of OK - more later

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1306 on: December 17, 2009, 22:36:04 PM »
it was a wee bit traumatic -- but off to laxie towers tomorrow -- ooops

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1307 on: December 17, 2009, 23:14:46 PM »
lol...must have taken the web cam....

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1308 on: December 18, 2009, 08:34:42 AM »
Don"t worry.  We"ll get you over the trauma of it in no time.   ;D

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1309 on: December 18, 2009, 11:05:49 AM »
Up at 10:52 - packed by 11:00, now to get the wee man up.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1310 on: December 19, 2009, 11:52:15 AM »
They landed safe.  We man is no longer sound.  Will never look at Burger Kind the same again.  We blame the drugs.  Round 2 today.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1311 on: December 19, 2009, 21:52:36 PM »
brain and liver have left the building. I blame ger.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1312 on: December 20, 2009, 12:19:09 PM »
I am soooooooo glad he forgot to bring his lappy this trip!!!  For the record...it"s all lies.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1313 on: December 21, 2009, 16:48:37 PM »
Back home after a short delay on the flight. Now where do I start

Friday
Australians and snow
Rock bands
Burger king (most of which was at the bottom of his bed the following morning)

Saturday
Wee man dying
Dawn having a different drink every round (10 in all I think and it included milk)
Wee man retiring early
Bridget is a mad driver
Carmody"s is home to some "characters"
Tex overloaded his mini bus again

Sunday
Beautiful lamb dinner a la Laxie"s restuarant
Snowball fights
Wee man owned by a 12 year old (TBH she owns us all)
Tex mini bus doing 5mph back to Killarney (it was very icy)
Denis Murphy is a piss head
The other denis is not gay

Monday
Trying to get out of Kerry sideways in the snow
Checking to see if Manchester airport was open (Gutted when it was)


A lovely visit as always and I will embellish later. No doubt Dawn will blame the drugs.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1314 on: December 21, 2009, 20:49:22 PM »
To be fair...it WAS the drugs.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1315 on: December 22, 2009, 17:21:25 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1316 on: December 22, 2009, 22:06:42 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1317 on: December 23, 2009, 16:58:14 PM »
Now I am no stranger to driving a vehicle at speed, but Bridget brings it to a whole new level. No way that woman would ever countenance taking main roads, Oh No she took the back roads to Knocknagree. Now I know women are supposed to multi task better than other weaker members of the human race but this was special.

She managed to hold a continuous conversation with Dawn in the front.
She was looking at her for most of the journey whilst talking.
She was lighting a cigarette.
She was gesturing with her hands to emphasise points
She did not drop under 100kph on a single track road
She refuses to believe Stop signs are there for a reason

Despite her best efforts we arrived in the village in one piece and Dawn insisted that we attended one of the pubs that I had never visited. I was greeted as I entered the bar by a couple of denizens like a long lost friend. We discussed areas of my life I never knew I had encountered, and I had never clapped eyes on them in my life.  We had a few there and then trudged up the street for a few more.

I got a lift back to Killarney with Tex and we negotiated a price of 30 Euros which reduced exponentially as we picked up other passengers along the way. When we arrived at my destination we had 14 people in the 10 seater and the price was 10 Euros, bargain.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1318 on: December 23, 2009, 19:21:07 PM »
Now, Sunday, there was a day.. to follow.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1319 on: December 23, 2009, 21:37:36 PM »
Christmas Plan

Christmas Eve
Early dart from work - into Chester - a few pints - try not to slap a bouncer

Christmas Day
Get the presents out of the way - Drop the wee man at his Mothers - round to my sister for 12 noon - hotel for dinner at 2pm - back to my sisters for a few peaceful drinks.

St Stephens Day
Collect the wee man from his mothers - back home - relax in the armchair for the day with a few drinks

Sunday
DTD for the 20-20

Monday
Get up extremely late - relax at home with a bit of on-line poker for the day

Seriously does life get any better


Have a great one - I know I will