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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #900 on: July 24, 2009, 04:05:26 AM »
First off feck off. Secondly do not attempt to play poker in Ireland if you have any doubts about yer game. Last but not least... Do not allow young girls to play poker. That is all.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #901 on: July 24, 2009, 20:14:38 PM »
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #902 on: July 25, 2009, 12:52:38 PM »
At the beach yesterday the Smyth & Dineen families re-enacted the nativity play whilst sheltering from the rain.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #903 on: July 25, 2009, 21:15:18 PM »
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Monday I go to Scotland with work for three days, back to normality.



Ger are you back to livingston and you want a game of poker.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #904 on: July 26, 2009, 11:49:16 AM »
Ger and the wee man have officially left the building and are on their way home.  Their livers refused to travel with them.  Unfortunately, they"re not even suitable for feeding to our dog...or Bridget"s cat. 

On the plus side - despite a drunken agreement to give his shirt to Bridget last night, wee man has managed to leave with said shirt on his back.  Bridget is from County Kerry.  I suspect she will hunt down Jr. when she realises the shirt left with him.  You have been warned.

I was unable to delete "that one" from Ger"s phone.  He kept the phone glued to his pocket for the remainder of their stay...except when threatening to show locals the picture.  Sigh.  Have to rely on his kind nature as a good friend (enter guilt trip...lol) who wouldn"t DARE post a photo like that.   ;D

I"m still baffled by the beach thing.  In all fairness...you go to the beach to get wet wading in the ocean.  So why did everyone run for the hills (or under the trees) once the rain hit?!  You"re there to get wet anyway, FFS!  It was only a passing shower, yet once it had passed there was a mass exodus from the beach.  Seriously, WTF?!  Just glad we stuck it out for another bit after that.  Was good fun.

Had a great time with the Lads this week.  Pretty sure wee man will sleep through the rest of July.  He"s just not able for us, poor kid.  "Buh bye" and safe trip to the pair of ya!  xx

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #905 on: July 26, 2009, 17:35:51 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #906 on: July 26, 2009, 18:22:52 PM »
Great to see you back Ger you were missed :)
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #907 on: July 26, 2009, 20:44:51 PM »


Glenbeigh police make you go inside to have the lock in (really he did !!!)




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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #908 on: July 26, 2009, 21:09:43 PM »



Glenbeigh police make you go inside to have the lock in (really he did !!!)




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It"s true.  I was absolutely stunned!  He was a lovely Lad.  We chatted to him on a couple of occasions throughout the week as he seem to like the place too.  

Lock in night - Outside with a few Lads and yer man pulls up in his police car, looks at me and shakes his head in disbelief.  So I point to the door and innocently say, "You want us to motor in?"  With a giggle and a cheeky grin he shakes his head yes and waves his hand as if to say, "And hurry up about it so you"re not seen!"

In we go, doors locked and ashtrays brought out around the bar.  All encouraged by the local policeman!  We loved that place.  lololololol

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« Reply #909 on: July 27, 2009, 17:17:10 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #910 on: July 31, 2009, 20:59:27 PM »
Duke,
        Let me know what you are doing next week.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #911 on: August 01, 2009, 10:16:16 AM »
I awoke this morning with a Red Wine drum set between my ears after a heavy night of drinking and email ping pong with pokerstars after they disabled the wee man's account and accused me of having multiple accounts on their site.

I may have got a tad abusive, will send a nice email shortly.

Anyway, after I levered my tongue off the roof of my mouth with the back end of the toothbrush, I went downstairs in search of a refreshing fizzy drink.

I opened the fridge and the only soft drink in there was a large bottle of bitter lemon. No problem that'll do. I opened the bottle and necked a goodly drop...

FFS I nearly choked it was a concoction of Vodka/Bitter lemon, with more vodka than bitter lemon.

After the initial shock, it tasted quite pleasant, Oh Well that is today fecked and I should be very creative at the table tonight in the European on line.

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« Reply #912 on: August 01, 2009, 13:02:09 PM »
LOL Ger, I had a bit of a red wine drum meself this morning.

Much better now tho, plenty of coffee!

Was good fun playing the tourneys last night and best of luck 2nite in the European :)
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #913 on: August 02, 2009, 14:47:25 PM »
Why is it that at weekends when you have the opportunity to have a lie in, you wake up at 7amon Saturday and Sunday  and can't get back to sleep.

Then you feel like Shiite all afternoon go to bed early on the Sunday and struggle to get up for work on the Monday.

It's an enigma.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #914 on: August 02, 2009, 15:24:33 PM »

.........go to bed early on the Sunday..........



yeah right!!