So, in a little over a calendar month Chezger hit Vegas. The economic downturn has depleted the ranks a tad but we will muster 3 brave souls. As chairman/CEO/tour leader I will of course be leading by extreme abstemious example and there will no repetition of the antics that were evident on previous trips.
Especially not.
Casting aspersions on a rather large gentlemen's ancestry
Persuading 3 card poker dealers that a pair beats a flush
Persuading 3 card poker dealers that all black cards is a flush
Persuading 3 card poker dealers that 3 4 6 is a "busted" straight and pays.
Persuading all other players on 3 card poker to play blind or else
Sleeping under the television
Calling the pit boss Cecil (pronounced "ceeeeeeeeeecil")
Making a habit of going all in when anyone said "You can't call that"
Calling another player at the table a nasty name and getting a 10 min smoke break imposed.
Replying "No Senor" in an awful spanish accent when asked "Are you Irish"
Sreaming "Where"s the driver" on the Monorail
Drinking the flag of each county in the UN in one night (got very creative, not to mention messy)
When Elvis was dealing curling the lip and saying "UhUh" every 2 seconds
I can assure you that these antics will not be repeated on this trip and we will be the model of good behaviour.
Note: The Aliens are returning Ger to planet earth tomorrow