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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #150 on: July 31, 2008, 14:52:59 PM »
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #151 on: July 31, 2008, 16:19:26 PM »
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a long thin metal stick that you use to move around coal or wood in a fire so that it burns better

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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #152 on: July 31, 2008, 16:34:26 PM »
ahhhh thanks Duke. thought it might be something an Essex boy does to his missus on a Friday night!

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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #153 on: July 31, 2008, 16:55:21 PM »
or more likely to someone else"s missus on a friday night!
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #154 on: July 31, 2008, 19:56:14 PM »

What I"ll do is bring a supply of Jammie Dodgers with me to The Vic. I"ll offer them to anyone seated at the same table as myself and may also use one as a card guard.


Have you thought this through? Won't placing a biscuit on your cards mean they are more likely to be taken?

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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #155 on: July 31, 2008, 20:41:21 PM »


What I"ll do is bring a supply of Jammie Dodgers with me to The Vic. I"ll offer them to anyone seated at the same table as myself and may also use one as a card guard.


Have you thought this through? Won't placing a biscuit on your cards mean they are more likely to be taken?


Absolutely right. Now why didn"t I think of that ???
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #156 on: August 01, 2008, 11:10:38 AM »
Mmmmm, beginning to have 2nd thoughts. Might decide to play in the Razz event after all to complete the full set of tourneys and thus leave myself with no tourist days. Can"t decide :-\
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #157 on: August 01, 2008, 21:25:10 PM »
So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #158 on: August 01, 2008, 21:32:45 PM »

So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  


Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11   ;D

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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #159 on: August 01, 2008, 23:10:28 PM »


So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  


Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11   ;D


Love it, top post.  ;D  
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #160 on: August 02, 2008, 20:10:16 PM »


So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  


Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11   ;D


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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #161 on: August 02, 2008, 21:03:06 PM »

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11


If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.

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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #162 on: August 02, 2008, 22:28:31 PM »


Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11


If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.


As you could double the value of your car by replacing the air freshener, if by any miracle you manage to win a trophy you should remember to update your insurance before driving it home. However, I would have thought you were more likely to need a security guard to protect the jammie dodgers on the way down than a boot full of trophies on the way back.

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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #163 on: August 02, 2008, 22:47:03 PM »


Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11


If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.


I"ll have you know I"ve just had a new rubber band fitted so that I can now reach a top speed of, ooh, 25mph. Downhill. With a gale force wind behind me.
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Re: Am I a fish or what?
« Reply #164 on: August 02, 2008, 23:08:47 PM »



Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11


If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.


As you could double the value of your car by replacing the air freshener, if by any miracle you manage to win a trophy you should remember to update your insurance before driving it home. However, I would have thought you were more likely to need a security guard to protect the jammie dodgers on the way down than a boot full of trophies on the way back.


After the horrors of a 7 hour journey to Cardiff via the A11/M25/M4 in torrential rain,  howling winds and with a tyre with less grip than I have on reality, no longer will I expect my trusty carriage to carry me cross country. If however, the dealers at The Vic are swayed by the offer of biscuits and go above and beyond the call of duty by dealing me sufficient monster hands to allow me to cash in any of the four competitions I"ve entered, I may consider splashing out on a new car aerial to replace the one snapped off by some of the neanderthal barrel scrapings who live in my part of this otherwise fine city.  
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