The reviews are in:
"The policeman nearest the railings stole the show" - The Guardian
"All in all, pretty slow going, only saved by the performance of the policeman nearest the railings" - Time Out
"A star was born last night on ITV. Three seconds of bliss made up for the lost hour watching the rest of this programme. Where next for the policeman nearest the railings?" - The Times
"That black girl definitely had the F-Factor. And the older one wasn"t too shabby either" - The Sun
"The best acting was by Bray, Co. Wicklow, playing the role of Brighton" - Bray News
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