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Re: My New Topic
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2009, 00:12:49 AM »

Thank you Ian, that is much more the sort of thing. This is not a biscuit forum.

This is my favourite joke (courtesy of my eldest daughter when she was much younger):

What do you sit on, sleep in and brush your teeth with?


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« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2009, 01:12:29 AM »

What can you sit on, sleep in and brush your teeth with?


A chair, a Bed and a Toothbrush.

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« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2009, 01:13:30 AM »

Another great biscuit thread. Yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss ! !


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« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2009, 01:38:48 AM »
I happened upon this as I was traversing the World Wide Web -

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« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2009, 02:05:27 AM »
lol just lol
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« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2009, 03:20:17 AM »
stay at one with the bourbon  hmmmmmmmmmm

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« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2009, 07:12:06 AM »




In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


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Good show.



HobNob is the King of Dunkers!!!!

And a Bounty (coconut confectionery) on Bain!!! ;D ;D


As I can see from your username, spelling may not be your forte sir, mine is spelt "Bainn".

You are utterly wrong about "Hob Nobs" also.



Corrected "Bainn" and who is to say that the spelling of my user name is wrong???

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« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2009, 09:29:56 AM »
Before we leave the subject of biscuits for ever, I just wanted to let you know that Jaffa Cakes, apart from being the tastiest, are also surprisingly low in calories. This is a bit misleading, however, as no-one has ever eaten just one Jaffa Cake. I don"t even try to resist nowadays - I just accept that, once opened, they"ll be all gone by the next day. They are just the most luxurious sensual pleasure, comparable only with.........some other sensual pleasures. Best of all is when you incorporate them into your other sensual pleasures.

And, on the subject of dunking, have you ever tried biting opposite corners off a Penguin and sucking the coffee through the bar for an amazing sensation? No, me neither.
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Re: My New Topic
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2009, 09:34:47 AM »

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« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2009, 10:00:50 AM »

Before we leave the subject of biscuits for ever, I just wanted to let you know that Jaffa Cakes, apart from being the tastiest, are also surprisingly low in calories. This is a bit misleading, however, as no-one has ever eaten just one Jaffa Cake. I don"t even try to resist nowadays - I just accept that, once opened, they"ll be all gone by the next day. They are just the most luxurious sensual pleasure, comparable only with.........some other sensual pleasures. Best of all is when you incorporate them into your other sensual pleasures.

And, on the subject of dunking, have you ever tried biting opposite corners off a Penguin and sucking the coffee through the bar for an amazing sensation? No, me neither.


How on earth do you make them last that long??????

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« Reply #55 on: January 30, 2009, 10:15:26 AM »
I refuse to post on such a pointless thread
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« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2009, 13:00:35 PM »





In real terms ginger nut biscuits are the best biscuits available, particularly if dunked in tea.  Rich Tea a close second for dunking, although they"re a bit too wide for a standard mug.


WarBwastard"s refinement shows in this post.

Good show.



HobNob is the King of Dunkers!!!!

And a Bounty (coconut confectionery) on Bain!!! ;D ;D


As I can see from your username, spelling may not be your forte sir, mine is spelt "Bainn".

You are utterly wrong about "Hob Nobs" also.



Corrected "Bainn" and who is to say that the spelling of my user name is wrong???




Most kind and appreciated, if you are bucking against convention with your username then no one, if not then it is the English dictionary.
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« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2009, 13:20:52 PM »
Indeed-

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« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2009, 13:21:57 PM »
Fighting "Ginger Nuts" -

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« Reply #59 on: January 30, 2009, 14:42:40 PM »

How on earth do you make them last that long??????

Takes a bit of discipline, that"s all. Twenty minutes of self-flagellation every Tuesday night is all it has taken to get me to the point where I can now fold to a reraise, without crying.


Anyone else get one of these for Christmas?

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