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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2008, 10:44:24 AM »


29th July 2008

Mickey Mouse wears a Gordon Brown watch


ROFPMSL!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

That"s classic!!
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2008, 08:47:42 AM »

30th July 2008

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can"t make me happy
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2008, 09:26:35 AM »

31st July 2008

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is  not looking good either.
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2008, 11:22:55 AM »

the best way to remember partners birthday.....................forget it ONCE   Undecided
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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2008, 10:56:42 AM »

31st July 2008

If you think nobody cares if you"re alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.                                                            
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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2008, 12:18:40 PM »

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2008, 19:35:42 PM »

corduroy pillows,making headlines as we sleep.
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2008, 19:37:27 PM »

Nice one people -- keep em coming
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2008, 19:54:22 PM »


We"ve all been overwhelmed on occasion, possibly even underwhelmed with something, but has anyone just been plain and simply whelmed ?
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2008, 21:12:25 PM »

all the time!

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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2008, 07:17:37 AM »

1st July August 2008

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2008, 12:37:49 PM »

1st August 2008

Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2008, 07:32:58 AM »

2nd August 2008

Why can"t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2008, 12:59:12 PM »

2nd August 2008

Women, please remember that a credit limit is, what it says, a limit, not a target
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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2008, 11:07:34 AM »

3rd August 2008

If you write down all the positive aspects of your life you won"t have time to write down the negative ones.
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