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duke3016:
Last Sunday before Vegas, that means APAT Irish online and NFL Red Zone

duke3016:
Being part of a whatsapp group when some are already in Vegas is more irritating than the irritating man being irritating

Fatcatstu:

--- Quote from: duke3016 on November 07, 2016, 15:01:44 PM ---
Being part of a whatsapp group when some are already in Vegas is more irritating than the irritating man being irritating

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Motion seconded and passed.

Not long now. What time you lot getting to the airport on Wednesday?

duke3016:

--- Quote from: Fatcatstu on November 07, 2016, 15:25:37 PM ---

--- Quote from: duke3016 on November 07, 2016, 15:01:44 PM ---
Being part of a whatsapp group when some are already in Vegas is more irritating than the irritating man being irritating

--- End quote ---


Motion seconded and passed.

Not long now. What time you lot getting to the airport on Wednesday?

--- End quote ---


Approx 6.45

duke3016:
When the Wee Man was a little lad we went to France every year. We used to stay overnight in Dover in order to get the early boat in the morning. To pass the time on the long drives we used to play the old alphabet name game. You would pick a subject and then go through the alphabet in turn.

When we were having dinner that night in the hotel there were four of us Me, Gabrielle, Ger and his sister Marie and we decided to play the game to pass away a bit of time. The subject was countries (Q and W were the toughies in that one) anyway Marie was first

Marie “Australia”
Gabrielle “Belgium”
Ger “Canada”
Me “Denmark”
Marie “umm give me a clue”
Me “You're in a country that begins with E you eejit”
Marie with an air of smugness “Daddy please Dover begins with a D”

Bless

Anyway it was Ger's choice for a subject, he was in his first year at secondary school and said “As I am doing biology let's do body parts”

FML full restaurant and all.  Let's do it

Marie “Arm”
Gabrielle “Bicep” after looking all over herself.
Ger in a very loud and confident voice “Clitoris”

OMG the whole restaurant stopped, food midway between plate and mouth and all eyes were on our table. Well I nearly wet myself, Gabrielle didn't exactly see the funny side and was shooting me daggers.

“Well it's a body part” said the wee man indignantly.
“Do you know where it is” says his mother
“Yes, we did it in biology” says the wee man
“Well, tell your Father, he hasn't got a clue”

FML

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