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A Fish and his Chips
duke3016:
LOL I posted this in 2009 - there is a conspiracy I tell you.
Every once in a while you decide the world and his Mother is out to get you. Well, they are. I have a few poker sites on the laptop, all the usual suspects, and they all have one thing in common. They are out to shaft me. I think that every time I sign on to a site it rings a bell deep in the bowels of that particular organisation alerting some wizened Gnome to action. Rubbing his hands with glee (not unlike the action of Sitting Bull when he saw General Custer coming down the valley) he sets the wheels in motion.
"Right let's see, give him QQ and give the loosest player on the table 10 7 and ping a 7 7 2 flop"
"OK next, give him AA and let two other aggressive players on the table have QQ and AK respectively so we get a guaranteed three way all in. Then give him a bit of hope with a A 10 2 rainbow flop, Pop a Q on the turn to give the QQ man a bit of hope (after all he pissed us off by winning yesterday). Then provide the killer blow (let's delay the river by a few seconds) and smack a J down to give the AK man his straight
"We have analysed his play and games will be over quicker if we get rid of him early"
My life is being controlled by machines (well one machine interface, multi machine cartels out to get me) but I am about to fight back.
No longer will my life revolve around my laptop, no longer will I be a slave to its constant bleeping, pinging ways. Tonight will be the first night in two years that whilst being at home I have not played Internet Poker. I am free, free I tell you.
Chipaccrual:
Chipaccrual:
MintTrav:
pokerpops:
Please delete all references to how easy it is to satellite into DTD events.
and definitely gamble early in satellites generally
This is all
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