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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #480 on: June 15, 2009, 08:18:25 AM »
Monday 15th June 2009

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can"t fool your Mother

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #481 on: June 15, 2009, 22:56:27 PM »
The real difference between us and that other animal "the sheep"is
they are able to grow their own wool over their eyes.
We pay for ours

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #482 on: June 16, 2009, 06:50:13 AM »
Tuesday 16th June 2009

Talkers are no good doers.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry VI

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #483 on: June 17, 2009, 06:29:33 AM »
Wednesday 17th June 2007

The Central Statistics Office has just published the official death rate in the UK. It"s one per person.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #484 on: June 18, 2009, 09:07:38 AM »
Thursday 18th June 2009

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #485 on: June 18, 2009, 22:39:49 PM »
Can you not change today"s thought to "Fvck clickfests"?

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #486 on: June 18, 2009, 23:20:13 PM »

Can you not change today"s thought to "Fvck clickfests"?


Crude, but +1

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #487 on: June 19, 2009, 08:00:19 AM »
Friday 19th June 2009

Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #488 on: June 20, 2009, 09:42:57 AM »
Saturday 20th June 2009

People say that there are things in life that money can"t buy, but it"s very funny-- Did you ever try buying them without money?

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #489 on: June 20, 2009, 10:48:47 AM »

Saturday 20th June 2009

People say that there are things in life that money can"t buy, but it"s very funny-- Did you ever try buying them without money?



Nice one Ger, Ogden Nash rules:

The Terrible People

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven"t what they want that they really don"t want it,
And I wish I could afford to gather all such people into a gloomy castle on the Danube and hire half a dozen capable Draculas to haunt it.
I don"t mind their having a lot of money, and I don"t care how they employ it,
But I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
But no, they insist on being stealthy
About the pleasures of being wealthy,
And the possession of a handsome annuity
Makes them think that to say how hard it is to make both ends meet is their bounden duity.
You cannot conceive of an occasion
Which will find them without some suitable evasion.
Yes indeed, with arguments they are very fecund;
Their first point is that money isn"t everything, and that they have no money anyhow is their second.
Some people"s money is merited,
And other people"s is inherited,
But wherever it comes from,
They talk about it as if it were something you got pink gums from.
Perhaps indeed the possession of wealth is constantly distressing,
But I should be quite willing to assume every curse of wealth if I could at the same time assume every blessing.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can"t cure,
Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won"t buy, but it"s very funny --
Have you ever tried to buy them without money?  
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #490 on: June 20, 2009, 11:22:42 AM »

But I should be quite willing to assume every curse of wealth if I could at the same time assume every blessing.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can"t cure,
Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.


So true so very true

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #491 on: June 20, 2009, 11:36:56 AM »
You guys obviously dont indulge in the joyous pastime of pilfering :-)

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #492 on: June 20, 2009, 11:37:41 AM »
P.S.   Oh... and the blinds DON"T count !

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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #493 on: June 21, 2009, 10:37:15 AM »
Sunday 21st June 2009

Lactomangulation, n.:

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.


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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #494 on: June 22, 2009, 08:18:38 AM »
Monday 22nd June 2009

Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.