Only sixteen days left to let us know if you"re interested. You can contact either Carl or me.
If anyone is intending to text their interest to me, don"t do it, as I lost my phone, with most of my numbers. I now have a cool modern one with Internet and everything, but I still won"t get your message. If I had your number (or even if I didn"t), feel free to pm it to me again.
I believe Carl is intending to use criteria such as poker ability and APATishness to select a team. I have no doubt that he will be scrupulously moral and fair in his selections and that the team he leads will include some of APAT's top players, who will have earned their place and who display all the best qualities and will represent APAT outstandingly well.
I, on the other hand, am definitely open to persuasion. Flattery, bribery and offers of sexual favours will all help your case (though it may depend on who you are). As the team name implies, I am particularly fond of chocolate. Although I"d rather you choose one of these options, I have to admit that blackmail or physical threats are also likely to be effective. It is fair to say that the players on my team will also have earned their place.
Apply soon - time is running out.