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rays life and poker
« on: February 25, 2011, 10:25:57 AM »
ok iv been reading all  the posts and have decided 2 do 1 . im going 2 start it on sunday so stay tuned .im shure it will bring back a few memories for some of a certain age groop.And yous can have a giggle.You will have 2 excuse the spelling errors as my better have usuley dose it for me . So till sunday .. :-* :-* :-* alll APATERS..When i was just a little boy i asked my mummy what would i be would i be hansom would i be rich when i am 63 k sara sara what ever will be will be the futers not ours 2 c k sara sara.............im not 63 yet not like some old APATERS and iv still got hair AMRN ;) ;).. ;D ;D.see yous on sunday BY FOR NOW.... O..... AND ALL MY LOVE TILL HOO EVER WANTS IT. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D

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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 10:33:42 AM »
This has the potential to be legendary.


Good luck with this Ray.

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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 11:19:25 AM »
Best of luck Ray and I hope everyone takes your blog at face value. Looking forward to it :)
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Re: rays life and poker
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 11:43:18 AM »
Whilst we wait for chapter one of Ray"s blog, I have a few suggestions for titles :-

Ray of Light

or

As the Crowe flies

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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 12:11:59 PM »
Can we ban the use of smilies?  ;D *

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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2011, 13:22:22 PM »

Can we ban the use of smilies?  ;D *

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i for got i dont have teeth ;)

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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2011, 10:45:11 AM »
OK going 2try and do this rite.IM going 2 do this in 5 chapters as im now HALF a century old thats 25? .MY 10 year  old son has just said 2 me thats not how you spell HALF .I  had wrote HAVE. This is going 2 take a wile .NOW every thing im about 2 WRITE is TRUE no messing about they are TRUE STORYS.....LIEGH ill be useing both of your headings and a few more.RAY OF LIGHT you have hit this one rite on the HEAD. This will be chapter 2. SO i hope yous enjoy see yous later

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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2011, 10:51:24 AM »
can not wait for this blog  :)

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Re: rays life and poker
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2011, 10:53:06 AM »
Ray, could you post a picture of yourself on here please.

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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2011, 11:05:35 AM »

Ray, could you post a picture of yourself on here please.




Ray (far left) as part of the Northern Ireland Team at Luton in the APAT European Team Championship in 2009.
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Re: rays life and poker
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2011, 11:29:38 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2011, 12:05:12 PM »
Looking forward to this Ray, should be a goodun....

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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2011, 17:26:47 PM »
ok lets get started hope yous enjoy.my name RAYMOND CROWE born in belfast 1960 one of seven kids three brothers and three sisters dad was a part timer.. Now that makes me 25 years old? ;).the first thing that i can remember was my third chirstmas  it was xmas eve rite time for santas comeing 2maro. So of we go up the stairs daddy tucked us in 4boys in one bed 2at the bottem and 2 at the top smelly feet up your nose and all that..Anyway i could not sleep i wanted 2 see santaclause he must have lived down the street cause he went 2 everyones house.SO i decide 2 sit at the top of the stairs.OK im sitting there for ages no santa.THEN brother appears .What r you doing daddys going 2 kill u.NO hes not im waiting for santa.SO bro sits with me. KNOCK on the door.bro sushs its santa.WELL all we seen was the big black boots the big long over coat NOW as santa walk into the liveing room wee seen a big white bun on his head.WELL me and the bro sitting hands closed as if wee where praying .i wounder wat santa has brougt us .then i here a bussing nose so i turned to my left and there it was a monster a big daddy long legs.Well did i jump write 2 the bottom crash bag wolup CLUNK on floor at the bottom. DAD comes out what r u doing theres a monster up stairs. WELL  the bro is wetting him self  at the top of the stairs  because i fell down the stairsWELLit was daddys turn YOU GET TO BED like lightning in to bed HE goes .DAD where you sitting on the stairs yes i want 2 see santa MOTHER bring him in hes 2 young 2 remember WROUNG.SO dad carrys me in sets me on the chair now dont move those  famous words? oi dead on da up of the chair over to the tree now santa had his back 2 me he was putting MY presents under the tree then he stands up and i pulled his coat hi santa SO santa turned round who was it my GRANNY.the only time i ever seen her. lovely memory granny sant.RIGHT now they let me out doors meet the neighbours  to the right the morrisons to the left old bitch cause every time our ball went in her garden she busted it  about 30 ball we went thru  ;) so after about a year wee got our own back a dog had done a keek on the footpath so wee rolled the ball in it WELL she dident bost that one she dident even lift that here son come and get your ball son  from the top window of the house comes a basin of water write over me old bitch.I never went in again?i only 2 reck her flowers.NOW the morrisons good lads  very good lads looked after there mummy very well she was a lovley wee women 4foot 1or2 wee round women but one day she put hair laker on her hair then opend the oven door and yes up it went THE HAIR runs into the street and theres this women passing big red head built like a brick carrier anyway2 days later out of the house comes BOLDY miss morrison .WELLdown comes the red head standing haveing a chat then all wee here is you you bitch come here well another red head well she legged it down an ally way deadend oops they beat the c r a p out of eachother it took about six or seven men till seperate them cat fight it wasen more like 2 body builders but mad .NOW across the street lived MARGARET dont no her other name  wee called here monkey girl y well she climbed LAMPOSTS like a monkey ANYWAY she was about 11 or 12 and all the lads used to look up her skirt and i  dident no y?well i was only  4 but i found out later on in years that there was someting under the skirt call? :o :o heaven tku ladies.... NOW a few years later me and the bro went to the boxing club down the road thats where i firt heard the biger they r the harder they fall.THEN the troubles broke out in belfast dad was having none of it so of wee went moved till the country a placed called COUNTY ANTRIM .NOW wee where city kids never seen the  country side well there was wild life galore rabbits hairs/ rats?  frogs checkens rosters horses goats badgers newuts the six mile river and a forest .WELL we broght trouble to the door more than my dad needed. NOW wile wee lived there i had a few fights but one big lad give me a right beating well we moved again back 2 belfast and wee went 2 a school called THE BOYS MODLE no modle pupiles just hard knocks if you dident learn fast they just stamped allover you well i did and they dident .BUT wee dident stay there 2long  6 months i think on the move again this time to  GLENGORMLEY.................NOW this is where i have 2 stop cos by this time in 13 and thats where my lfe changes.in so many ways...stay tuned.will try and do the next one in a couple of days .RAY

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Re: rays life and poker
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2011, 17:37:23 PM »
Ment to finish with this the name of my next post will be...RAY OF LIGHT CAN DODGE BULITS BABY

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Re: rays life and poker
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2011, 22:23:03 PM »
hey ray, all the best for this and 2011 i"ll be keeping an eye out for the next chapter